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    You get the right of space. And a banana.

    I insert a cute statue of fez-wearing dolphins that play blackjack.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    You get a pile of dead fish.

    I insert an entire three-ring circus.
    LGBTitp

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    You get a 12-course meal including funnel cake, peanuts, cotton candy, and what you can only hope isn't a massive turducken-equivalent made of elephant, lion and monkey.

    An... elionkey.

    *shivers in dismay*

    I insert the mental image of an elephionkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You get a 12-course meal including funnel cake, peanuts, cotton candy, and what you can only hope isn't a massive turducken-equivalent made of elephant, lion and monkey.

    An... elionkey.

    *shivers in dismay*

    I insert the mental image of an elephionkey.
    You get back the mental image of a Monliontant. The fact it's reversed and the constraints the bodies are pushed through makes it even worse.

    I insert a faulty internet connection

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    You get a computer that appears to have been punched repeatedly in frustration.

    I insert a game of Among Us.
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    You get an original edition Monopoly.

    I insert a shrubbery.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    You get a knight. He says 'Ni' a lot.

    I insert an unladen swallow.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    You get back a coughdrop.

    I insert an iPhone.
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    You get an eye phone

    I insert an insert

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    You get an extract.

    I insert a parking ticket.

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    You get a car boot.

    I insert an expired commercial driver's license.
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    You get a moving truck and directions to the 11foot8 bridge.

    I insert the resulting video.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a traffic report

    I insert the truck in question.

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    You get that one moving truck that I had to drive all the way from Kennewick, Washington to Phoenix, Arizona back in 2017 and hated having to drive.

    I insert the RMS Titanic.
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    You get lots of crushed ice.

    I insert a bottle of rum, soda, brown sugar and some mint.

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    You get a bottle of vodka, a can of V8, salt and pepper shakers, and a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

    I insert two pineapples connected by a length of chain.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    You get a bottle of vodka, a can of V8, salt and pepper shakers, and a bottle of Tabasco sauce.

    I insert two pineapples connected by a length of chain.
    You get a pina colada on a line

    I insert a chip in a sock

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I insert a chip in a sock
    You get an electric wiring scheme in a shoe.

    I insert a small silver coin.

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    You get an ATM card to an account with a balance of $0.10.

    I insert a bag of chocolate coins.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    You get a chocolate leprechaun
    I insert a piece of burning asteroid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxborro View Post
    You get a chocolate leprechaun
    I insert a piece of burning asteroid
    you get a piece of a frozen comet.

    I insert a toy lion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I insert a toy lion.
    You get a tame tiger.

    I insert a box of chocolate.
    (I will never knew what I will get)

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    You get a bag with a question mark on the side of it. Five times per day you can reach into it and pull out a completely random object. Could be a piece of lint, could be a briefcase full of money, could be an activated nuclear warhead. You will never be able to tell until you try.

    I insert a box of animal-themed Valentine's Day cards with cheesy love-themed animal puns.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    You get an entire zoo’s worth of animals trying to mate with you.

    I insert a sample of weapons-grade plutonium.
    LGBTitp

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    You get a hover board and sports almanac.

    I insert a McDonald's Happy Meal.
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    I insert a McDonald's Happy Meal.
    You get an burger King crown.

    I insert an English-German dictionary.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions

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    You get a Gnomish-Goblin dictionary.

    I insert an aircraft carrier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    You get a Gnomish-Goblin dictionary.

    I insert an aircraft carrier.
    You get a marine giant
    I insert a case of expired beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxborro View Post
    I insert a case of expired beer
    You get an bottle of really old wine.

    I insert a charger for a smartphone.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
    Show
    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions

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    You get a thank you note.

    The gnome, now with a fully charged smartphone, calls for help in getting out of the vending machine he's stuck in. I arrive with the fire department and insert a Halligan bar to try to open up the vending machine.

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