Vending Machine

[Samba Mentality]

you get a copy of the original mario kart for the n64

i insert the lyrics with just a little luck, a little cold blue steel

You get the lyrics back but with the addition "Log bug yak peck stink orange peel"

I insert the lyrics With just a little luck, a little cold blue steel/Log bug yack peck stink orange peel

[bug_sniper]

You get this vending machine because when I googled those words, I got a link to this thread as the first result.

I insert a microscopic calculator brain implant that allows you to perform billions of calculations in a second.

[Dire Moose]

You get a brain freeze when you try to divide by zero.

I insert a Stegosaurus.

[politesociety]

You get a hungry t-rex, that's looking rather hungry for you.

I insert, a mercantile mermaid.

[Rogan]

I insert, a mercantile mermaid.

You get a singing siren.

I insert a perfectly normal penny.

[bug_sniper]

You get a perfectly normal withdrawal from your bank account.

I insert the scoundrel who bought Rogan's identity and stole from his account.

[Dire Moose]

You get a bug wielding a sniper rifle, and he accuses you of stealing his identity.

Arrrrr, I be insertin’ a pirate ship.

[bug_sniper]

Yarrr! You be getting a plank to walk off.

I insert a cutless. It's made of foam so it can't cut anymore.

[BaconTomato]

You get a very annoyed pirate demanding a refund.

I insert a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

[Dire Moose]

You get a flock of angry Cuccos.

I insert a +1 flaming greatsword.

[Killerkat]

You get a tongue on fire.

I insert The Flail of Ages.