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    You get 16 sandwiches with an ambiguous *cough cough* lunch meat in the middles.

    I insert my sister.
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    She gets stuck underneath a black leather couch just as a pizza guy comes to fix the plumbing.

    I insert a wooden octagon.
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    You get a hexagonal wooden soda bottle.

    I insert a whole thing of candy beans.
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    You get a giant jellybean beanstalk

    I insert a set of Tinker’s tools

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    You get the components of a deconstructed vending machine.


    I insert a globe.
    
    /\_^--^ _/\
    /\|
    oo|/ \
    /\/|n_n|\/ \
    |\_/\_/ |
    \nn_______n n /
    \/V\/||||\/V\/
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    vvvvvv

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    You get a complete list of all modern nations’ names, capitals, and past and president leaders, sub-leaders, members of government, policies, and maps. It all amounts to a very hefty stack of paper which takes 4d4 hours for the vending machine to expel.

    I insert a Starbucks breakfast sandwich.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba Mentality View Post
    You get a complete list of all modern nations’ names, capitals, and past and president leaders, sub-leaders, members of government, policies, and maps. It all amounts to a very hefty stack of paper which takes 4d4 hours for the vending machine to expel.

    I insert a Starbucks breakfast sandwich.
    You get a rose beef and potato chips.

    I insert a fine rolled Cigar.

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    You get a bag of cane sugar.

    I insert an uncursed VHS tape.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    You receive an... ambiguous VHS tape.

    I insert a pair of sunglasses with “I AM THE LEADER” painted across the front.


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    You get a blue plastic crown and a pair of Scuba goggles

    I insert my flash drive full of D&D notes, NPCs, adventures, etc.
    Come post a magic item to show that not all unique items are immensely powerful tools of the gods!
    Jester of The Rudisplorkers Guild!!

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    You get a message: "Error. Please remove and re-insert floppy disk."

    I insert Captain America's shield and a piece of kryptonite.

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    You get a batarang.

    I insert a cat, a bat, a bird, and an elderly british assassin-turned-butler.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    You get a really good young adult novel called "Catsassins." The cat is the main character, and the butler is his mentor.

    I insert a sourdough starter.

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    You get a sourdough ender, a tool for those who hate sourdough.

    I insert a piece of collectively painted street art.


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    You get a picture of a street painted on the side of a Borg cube.

    I insert a truckload of empty milk jugs.
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    You get a music box that plays "99 bottles of milk on the wall" on loop forever. The music will outlast you, and everything you love. I hope you're happy.

    I insert a (d5+d7)/(d13).
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    You get an annoyed statistician.

    I insert precisely 17 qbits.
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    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
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    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a complex calculation that's way off because they don't know how to get quantum computers to do error handling properly.

    I insert a tank of solid nitrogen. You heard me.
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    You get some severed, frozen-solid gnome fingers.

    I insert a Lamborghini Countach.


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    You get Jeremy Clarkson.

    I insert Captain America.
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    You get a thank-you letter and cake from the gnomesses.

    I insert a walrus sandwich (a slightly confused walrus with two pieces of bread stuck to his sides).
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    You get a small donut folded into a mustache.

    I insert a plushie sheep!
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    You get a woolly hat.

    I insert a woolly mammoth.
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    You get a woolly hat, sweater, pants, coat, mittens and cape, all size XXXL.

    I insert a syringe.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get tetanus.

    I insert bacon.
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    You get a toaster with untoasted bagels inside of it.

    I insert a set of plain pink Chessex dice

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    You get a checkerboard sex toy in mint condition.

    I insert the previous poster.

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    You get me!

    I insert a foil Charizard.
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    You get a real Charizard, and are promptly incinerated.

    I insert a bowl of Grape Nuts.


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    You get a propeller beanie as a prize for finally sending in enough UPCs. It still won’t let you fly though, regardless of what you told your stuffed tiger.

    I insert a copy of Super Mario Kart.
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