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    You get a red turtle shell, which promptly knocks you to the ground.

    I insert a SNES controller.

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    You receive a SEGA Genesis.

    I insert a gold ring.
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    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a white pellet.

    I insert a censor bar.
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    You get an image that is mostly flesh tone mosaic.

    I insert a chocolate digestive biscuit

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    You get a bunch of ants with healthy guts.


    I insert an AC remote control.

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    You get it back with a note taped to it. The note reads: Give us the A/C unit as well next time.

    I insert a cat, an oven, an elf, and three crates of whiskey.
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    You get a dog, a stove, a dwarf, and—wait! Where’s the rum gone?

    I insert the May 18, 2020 issue of the New Yorker.
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    You get homemade ventilators.

    I insert the big end of a phone charger. The small end is connected to my phone.

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    You download the vending machine's transaction history.

    I insert fifteen pineapple pizzas.
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    You get fifteen mango sandwiches.


    I insert five $1 coins from five different currencies.

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    You get a five-dollar bill.

    I insert a Steller’s Sea Cow.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2020-07-04 at 11:00 AM.
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    You get a duogong
    I insert a tommy guh
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    Quote Originally Posted by el minster View Post
    You get a duogong
    I insert a tommy guh
    You get a self-propelled 155mm Howitzer model 2000 "Zuzana".

    I insert an Insert key.
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    You get a cheap hotel room full of cockroaches.

    I insert a Great White Shark.
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    You get a registered nurse who makes predatory loans on the side. She also has way too many teeth.

    I insert a two-bladed lightsaber.
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    You get both halves of Darth Maul

    I insert a dictionary
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohandas View Post
    I insert a dictionary
    You get two halves of a dictionary back, and an apology card. It seems something got stuck.

    I insert a well-lubricated bowling ball.
    Last edited by lacco36; 2020-07-14 at 01:48 AM.
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    You get your ball back. I guess the gnomes couldn't get a good grip on it...

    I insert a belt sander.
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    You get some very smooth vending machine gnomes.

    I insert 445.024 trillion cookies.


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    You get some very obese vending machine gnomes.

    I insert insulin shots.

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    You receive a 5000 mL IV bag of glucose.

    I insert Bachelor Chow.
    Last edited by Odentin; 2020-07-15 at 12:34 AM.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a puppy!

    I insert an empty brass urn.
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    You get a cremated gnome.

    I insert a giant in the playground.

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    You get the Big Footprint.

    I insert a whisper of the name of the fel that is coloured red. Three times.
    Last edited by lacco36; 2020-07-17 at 08:39 AM.
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    The vending machine bucks and shakes and rattles. Horrendous noises emanate from within. The process takes 17 times as long as normal. But in the end, a year's supply of questionable-looking meat is provided, along with a note that says, "We kept the rest for ourselves, as payment for our trouble. Jerk."

    I insert a Rare Candy.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get the latest edition of Candy Crush

    I insert a Discworld book.
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    The Reaper sticks its head from the vending machine: "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW THIS BOOK FOR A FEW DAYS?"


    I insert a turtle with four plastic elephants glued on top of its shell. The elephants have a snow globe glued to their backs.

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    You get a black knight.

    I insert a faulty flux capacitor, a freshly knitted sock and two cherries.
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    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get a cherry scented explosion and a shattered vending machine.

    While waiting for a replacement to arrive, I insert a power cord into a nearby fax machine.

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    The machine pulls in the cord and transmits an image of it to the Gnomish Vending Company. Sensing that something is up, they send someone out to check on it and the machine is fixed in no time!

    I insert a scratched country CD.
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