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    You get a thoroughly battered and scarred country singer.

    I insert an empty soda bottle.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a nickel.

    I insert half of a cat, a third of a dog, and a sixth of a horse.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    A display on the vending machine shows 0.167 as the remaining amount due.

    I guess I'll finish it? I insert one twelfth of a human (my old fleshy hands that I don't need) and one twelfth of a vole (a chunk of leg that I found in a swimming pool once).
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2020-07-21 at 05:28 PM.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You get a receipt thanking you for your donation
    And a free gift of soylent green


    I insert a right sock (coral colored)
    Last edited by 5a Violista; 2020-07-24 at 04:41 AM.

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    You get socked right in the face (coral colored boxing glove)

    I insert a basketball with the outer layer meticulously peeled off.


    Quote Originally Posted by tazbot View Post
    I roll to stop Samba Mentality from chattering.

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    You get a rubber baby buggy bumper.

    I insert a dozen orange peels.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    You get a small handwritten note in strange language. There is a stamp of a bee on it.

    I insert the vial with Snape's memories.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get a book full of snarky comments.

    I insert a vial of Corona virus.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You receive a vaccine for Spanish Flu.

    I insert a dodo bird.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    You get an omelet.

    I insert a questionnaire.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    You get an answerraire.

    I insert a black box.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    You get a bunch of graph charts on engine performance and what the pilots were saying during the flight.

    I insert my plane tickets.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a request for a recent corona virus test with negative results.


    I insert my index finger.

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    You receive the index section of an orthopedics textbook.

    I insert a can of energy drink.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a monster in a flask. It's not really happy.

    I insert Pavlov's dog.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    A bell rings and you get a treat!

    I insert a broken air conditioner.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You get an ice elemental in a cage with a note that reads, “Best we could do.”

    I insert my dog.
    LGBTitp

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    You get your dog back, along with another dog. Every dog deserves a friend.

    I insert The Giant.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a photo of the Big Footprint with a handwritten note: "Sorry. Had only one. Already gave it to the bug_sniper."

    I insert a cowboy hat, one smoked salmon and two pieces of candy.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get 2 cowboy gummy bears containing K-gelatin.

    I insert a hippovirus.

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    You get an angry hippopotamus.

    I insert a swarm of killer bees.
    LGBTitp

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    You get a pot of killer honey.



    I insert my life's savings, all four dollars and twelve cents of it.

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    You get it all back, with an extra penny added to make it an, 'even,' 4.13.

    I insert a vending machine full of little toy capsules.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You get a toy capsule with a miniature vending machine in it.


    I insert a miniature $4.13 coin.

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    You get a Stella, a three-cent nickel and a dime.

    I insert a twenty-cent piece.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    You get two hundred pennies, each the size of a small car.

    I insert a running gingerbread man army and a +2 baked-goods-bane shortsword into the vending machine.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You get the Stinky Cheese Man!

    I insert a +5 battleaxe of Kill Anything In One Hit.
    LGBTitp

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    You receive a pile of dead gnomes and a tear in the spacetime continuum.

    I insert Albert Einstein's preserved brain.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a manuscript of the Pickled Theory of Relativity.


    I insert a set of Scrabble tiles, with all the E's removed.

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    You get an Aardvark on a tripple word score.

    I insert a rebreather.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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