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    You get a thoroughly battered and scarred country singer.

    I insert an empty soda bottle.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

  2. - Top - End - #182
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    You get a nickel.

    I insert half of a cat, a third of a dog, and a sixth of a horse.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    A display on the vending machine shows 0.167 as the remaining amount due.

    I guess I'll finish it? I insert one twelfth of a human (my old fleshy hands that I don't need) and one twelfth of a vole (a chunk of leg that I found in a swimming pool once).
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2020-07-21 at 05:28 PM.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You get a receipt thanking you for your donation
    And a free gift of soylent green


    I insert a right sock (coral colored)
    Last edited by 5a Violista; 2020-07-24 at 04:41 AM.

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    You get socked right in the face (coral colored boxing glove)

    I insert a basketball with the outer layer meticulously peeled off.


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    I roll to stop Samba Mentality from chattering.
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    He/him/his (What’s this?)

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    You get a rubber baby buggy bumper.

    I insert a dozen orange peels.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    You get a small handwritten note in strange language. There is a stamp of a bee on it.

    I insert the vial with Snape's memories.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    You get a book full of snarky comments.

    I insert a vial of Corona virus.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You receive a vaccine for Spanish Flu.

    I insert a dodo bird.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    You get an omelet.

    I insert a questionnaire.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    You get an answerraire.

    I insert a black box.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    You get a bunch of graph charts on engine performance and what the pilots were saying during the flight.

    I insert my plane tickets.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a request for a recent corona virus test with negative results.


    I insert my index finger.

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    You receive the index section of an orthopedics textbook.

    I insert a can of energy drink.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a monster in a flask. It's not really happy.

    I insert Pavlov's dog.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Currently recruiting for Brűtâl Racing, postapocalyptic semi-comedic cannonball run across the Europe in worst cars you can imagine. Sign up and get ready to burn.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    A bell rings and you get a treat!

    I insert a broken air conditioner.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    You get an ice elemental in a cage with a note that reads, “Best we could do.”

    I insert my dog.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    You get your dog back, along with another dog. Every dog deserves a friend.

    I insert The Giant.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a photo of the Big Footprint with a handwritten note: "Sorry. Had only one. Already gave it to the bug_sniper."

    I insert a cowboy hat, one smoked salmon and two pieces of candy.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Currently recruiting for Brűtâl Racing, postapocalyptic semi-comedic cannonball run across the Europe in worst cars you can imagine. Sign up and get ready to burn.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get 2 cowboy gummy bears containing K-gelatin.

    I insert a hippovirus.

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    You get an angry hippopotamus.

    I insert a swarm of killer bees.
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    You get a pot of killer honey.



    I insert my life's savings, all four dollars and twelve cents of it.

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    You get it all back, with an extra penny added to make it an, 'even,' 4.13.

    I insert a vending machine full of little toy capsules.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You get a toy capsule with a miniature vending machine in it.


    I insert a miniature $4.13 coin.

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    You get a Stella, a three-cent nickel and a dime.

    I insert a twenty-cent piece.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    You get two hundred pennies, each the size of a small car.

    I insert a running gingerbread man army and a +2 baked-goods-bane shortsword into the vending machine.
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You get the Stinky Cheese Man!

    I insert a +5 battleaxe of Kill Anything In One Hit.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    You receive a pile of dead gnomes and a tear in the spacetime continuum.

    I insert Albert Einstein's preserved brain.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a manuscript of the Pickled Theory of Relativity.


    I insert a set of Scrabble tiles, with all the E's removed.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get an Aardvark on a tripple word score.

    I insert a rebreather.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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