Vending Machine

[Odentin]

You get a thoroughly battered and scarred country singer.

I insert an empty soda bottle.

[Laughing Dog]

You get a nickel.

I insert half of a cat, a third of a dog, and a sixth of a horse.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

A display on the vending machine shows 0.167 as the remaining amount due.

I guess I'll finish it? I insert one twelfth of a human (my old fleshy hands that I don't need) and one twelfth of a vole (a chunk of leg that I found in a swimming pool once).

[5a Violista]

You get a receipt thanking you for your donation
And a free gift of soylent green


I insert a right sock (coral colored)

[Samba Mentality]

You get socked right in the face (coral colored boxing glove)

I insert a basketball with the outer layer meticulously peeled off.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

You get a rubber baby buggy bumper.

I insert a dozen orange peels.

[Lacco]

You get a small handwritten note in strange language. There is a stamp of a bee on it.

I insert the vial with Snape's memories.

[farothel]

You get a book full of snarky comments.

I insert a vial of Corona virus.

[Odentin]

You receive a vaccine for Spanish Flu.

I insert a dodo bird.

[Laughing Dog]

You get an omelet.

I insert a questionnaire.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

You get an answerraire.

I insert a black box.

[farothel]

You get a bunch of graph charts on engine performance and what the pilots were saying during the flight.

I insert my plane tickets.

[tazbot]

You get a request for a recent corona virus test with negative results.


I insert my index finger.

[Odentin]

You receive the index section of an orthopedics textbook.

I insert a can of energy drink.

[Lacco]

You get a monster in a flask. It's not really happy.

I insert Pavlov's dog.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

A bell rings and you get a treat!

I insert a broken air conditioner.

[Dire Moose]

You get an ice elemental in a cage with a note that reads, “Best we could do.”

I insert my dog.

[Odentin]

You get your dog back, along with another dog. Every dog deserves a friend.

I insert The Giant.

[Lacco]

You get a photo of the Big Footprint with a handwritten note: "Sorry. Had only one. Already gave it to the bug_sniper."

I insert a cowboy hat, one smoked salmon and two pieces of candy.

[bug_sniper]

You get 2 cowboy gummy bears containing K-gelatin.

I insert a hippovirus.

[Dire Moose]

You get an angry hippopotamus.

I insert a swarm of killer bees.

[tazbot]

You get a pot of killer honey.



I insert my life's savings, all four dollars and twelve cents of it.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

You get it all back, with an extra penny added to make it an, 'even,' 4.13.

I insert a vending machine full of little toy capsules.

[tazbot]

You get a toy capsule with a miniature vending machine in it.


I insert a miniature $4.13 coin.

[Bucky]

You get a Stella, a three-cent nickel and a dime.

I insert a twenty-cent piece.

[Korith]

You get two hundred pennies, each the size of a small car.

I insert a running gingerbread man army and a +2 baked-goods-bane shortsword into the vending machine.

[Dire Moose]

You get the Stinky Cheese Man!

I insert a +5 battleaxe of Kill Anything In One Hit.

[Odentin]

You receive a pile of dead gnomes and a tear in the spacetime continuum.

I insert Albert Einstein's preserved brain.

[tazbot]

You get a manuscript of the Pickled Theory of Relativity.


I insert a set of Scrabble tiles, with all the E's removed.

[farothel]

You get an Aardvark on a tripple word score.

I insert a rebreather.