AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here>

[Shas aia Toriia]

Heh, funny box:

PLEASE

[Saurous]

"Oh, yes. Right. That's even better."

Saurous then lowers his left hand and raises his right hand, which happens to be the one sheathed in the blade glove.

"That means I can torture you myself."

Each one of the five blades shoot out of the glove, attached to the glove by chains, and spiral towards Shas in separate arcs.

[Raiser Blade]

The box opens:

Spoiler

Show

Enjoy!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok walks out of his room, not wearing his typical robes, but a black trenchcoat, as well as a black fedora (since the trenchcoat doesn't look as cool if one can see his bald head). With a rough yank, he tosses his left arm aside, and replaces it with a gatling gun, which is used to blast the Zerg with lead.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Oh, what now?"

Saurous walks over to the door, grabbing his torturous Freddy Krueger-like glove off a shelf. He then opens the door, keeping the the hand enclosed in the glove behind his back.

"What do you want?"

"With the rise of this new HALO organization I was considering joining AMEN 'for the greater good'. Although that's just silly since we both know that the 'greater good' is codeword for evil."

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas enjoys for a brief moment, before blinking out of existance while the blades pass thruogh him.

[Draken]

Draken returns from deadtime.

Ok. I am going to to summon Anom' Lie and he will turn that freaking ghost Bushranger until he becomes a deathless.

But not today.

[Saurous]

The newly-female Happiness shuffles over to the door, and addresses the Admiral.

"Yeah, Saur seems to be distracted at the moment. Follow me and we'll get your paperwork and whatnot."

She then turns, and walks off, motioning for AK to follow.

Saurous pulls back on the bladed chains, and they retract back into the glove.

[Shas aia Toriia]

"come friend, is that the best you can do?"

[Lord Magtok]

As Magtok hefts up his heavy weapon and tries to aim it at Shas, others should notice a small robotic spider slowly descending from the ceiling, directly above the elf's head, preparing to dig into his scalp and establish a link with the elf's brain.

[Admiral_Kelly]

AK follows Happiness, ready to sign (or hack to pieces) any necessary paperwork.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas, unfortunately, is unaware of this spider while he casts a Greater Whirlwind at the two below.

[Saurous]

Saurous crosses his arms in an apathetic manner as he swirls around in the whirlwind.

"Oh no," he says sarcastically.

Happiness opens the door to a room, and points to a very large stack of papers sitting in the corner.

"Those are the ones you sign first. Then just move around the room."

She then motions at the other stacks sitting about in the same room.

[Shas aia Toriia]

((you're forgetting about the fact that you should be taking quite some damage form this, as well as having the spider sucked in and nearing you))

[I'm da Rogue!]

da Rogue's voice is heard from outside:

Hey, Shas, give those poor Amenites a break, let's go watch that movie!

[Lord Magtok]

The poor elf should feel eight sharp pains in his/her head. The metal spiderbot wasn't effected by the strong winds, being much stronger than it appeared. Shortly after that, as blood trickles down his/her face (or doesn't. I don't know for sure whether you freaky elves have blood or not), Shas should sense a cold, raspy voice in his head. It is screaming meaningless babble into the elf's head. Things like "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", "It's a Class B felony to put live squirrels in your pants for the purposes of fortunetelling according to Delaware law", and the song "I am cow".

Meanwhile, Magtok is knocked off his feet, and ends up slumped against a wall, with his big shiny gun lying beside him.

[Saurous]

Saurous, as he spirals about in the cyclone, suddenly becomes incoporeal and gets sucked into the floor.

[Admiral_Kelly]

AK goes over all the paperwork all at once, crossing out many several lines before signing to anything.

"Done. Now what?"

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok climbs back to his feet, which is made difficult by his really heavy gun-arm.

Ow. Maybe next time I'll get something lighter, and maybe a bit more accurate.

[Saurous]

"Um, I'm pretty sure that's it."

"Just put a '_____ ____ of AMEN' thing in your signature if you want.

Oh, and I'm going to be away from the computer for the next five days on a school trip and then of course I have all the Thanksgiving and birthday-related stuff when I get back, so everyone will have me out of their hair for about the next seven or so days. Right when an imminent war is going to break out between HALO and AMEN. Of course."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Hey guys, I changed the first spoiler of my sig to be pro-AMEN propaganda. If anyone wants the code, I'll send it to you, but it's pretty simple, really.

[Draken]

Excelent Vespe! Excelent!

A shame to lose you Saurous.

Not really.

And now i know why PirateMonk likes doing this so much, hehe, it is fun to harass then with my everpresent, annoying illusion.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas winks out of existance as the spider draws near, and returns to his personal HALO air base.

[PirateMonk]

"...I leave for a day or two, and some EVIL replacement pops up and jumps to 20 pages?"

[Draken]

Pretty much, yea.

But we are guilty of most of the posts in these 20 pages, might i say.

[Korias]

"Um, I'm pretty sure that's it."

"Just put a '_____ ____ of AMEN' thing in your signature if you want.

Oh, and I'm going to be away from the computer for the next five days on a school trip and then of course I have all the Thanksgiving and birthday-related stuff when I get back, so everyone will have me out of their hair for about the next seven or so days. Right when an imminent war is going to break out between HALO and AMEN. Of course."

Then take someting with you in your hair! A small cthuhuoid pops up from Saur's hair. Lets go on an adventure!

[Lord Magtok]

Damn! I was this close to having elf brain stew for dinner, and then he teleported away!

Saur, I'll try to delay the war a little. It'd be a shame if you didn't get to have a dramatic elf vs. elf showdown with Shas. It'd also be a shame if there was no Dr. Bath vs. Salmon battle, no Fullbladder and Surly duel, no Draken vs. ghost boy ice war, and no opportunity for me to crush that filthy scum who insulted my machines, the one called Artemis.

And Draken, speak for yourself.

[Korias]

Damn! I was this close to having elf brain stew for dinner, and then he teleported away!

Saur, I'll try to delay the war a little. It'd be a shame if you didn't get to have a dramatic elf vs. elf showdown with Shas. It'd also be a shame if there was no Dr. Bath vs. Salmon battle, no Fullbladder and Surly duel, no Draken vs. ghost boy ice war, and no opportunity for me to crush that filthy scum who insulted my machines, the one called Artemis.

And Draken, speak for yourself.

Do I just not have an opposite or something? Korias asks, perking up at Magtok's statement. After all... I am pretty general in my character description. I dont think I have an "Evil Opposite", so to speak.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Yeah, but we're not evil opposites so much as we're the good opposites. Funny, that.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe swears a bit.
Hey all. I'm gonna be gone tomorrow through Sunday for a family visit/Renaissance Festival, and there isn't really good internet access where I'm going, so I'll be on rarely if at all the next few days. Humorous pictures may follow upon my return.

Not quite leaving yet, though.
Vespe fails to vanish.