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Thread: Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
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2007-10-21, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
This happened in our last session. I remember someone started up a 'How deadly can you make a kitten?' thread a while ago, so I thought they'd find this funny. :)
We ran into two Apocalypse Demon Unicorns - basically this monster modified for Forgotten Realms D&D. They could hide in plain sight and did chaotic and evil damage on a hit to any character who was lawful and/or good. The shadowdancer gets skewered and nearly killed - that's okay, all in a day's work for us. The fighters roll forward into melee and take one down. I hit the other with a baleful polymorph. It fails its save. I turn it into a kitten. (My character likes kittens.)
As it turned out, this was a mistake.
The creature keeps its template and special abilities, so now it's an Apocalypse Demon Kitten. It jumps on the nearest character and starts clawing him. Its claws do almost nothing but it's still got its chaos- and evil-aligned damage and all of a sudden it starts rolling nothing but 19s and 20s on its attacks. Everyone else tries to hit it but since it's so small, it gets cover from whoever it's attacking and it also now has an enormous AC, meaning the fighters keep hitting each other instead. Meanwhile the kitten's jumping from one person to another, hitting with every attack.
We imagined it as being a lot like the Killer Rabbit Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The party's HP got so low that we were seriously considering running away and trying to take it out with ranged attacks, but it was pointed out that if we ran away we'd never live it down. Finally the fighter managed to kill it with his axe and we all sighed in relief.
The DM mentioned that it was a good thing no-one had died, because there was no way the gods would agree to resurrect anyone killed by a kitten.
I think next time I use baleful polymorph I'll pick something less dangerous.
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2007-10-21, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
Saph, for your DM, send her/him my love please.
And may I apply for a position?
- Also, I have to do this for my campaign now.Last edited by Reinboom; 2007-10-21 at 12:30 PM.
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2007-10-21, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
Wow . . . just . . . wow. This is one of funniest things I've read in a long while. Thank you for sharing.
Let's not go to Silent Hill. It is a scary place.
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2007-10-21, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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Excellent story. If this happened in my game, the party would have been the laughingstock of the Prime Material Plane.
One question: Why/how did the fighters hit each other? I don't remember rules for accidental friendly fire in melee...Love the Third Amendment?
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2007-10-21, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The Land of Cleves
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Re: Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
One question: Why/how did the fighters hit each other? I don't remember rules for accidental friendly fire in melee...
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2007-10-21, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-10-21, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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^: Now that's scary.
Seriously? Hilarious.
I want that that happen to my group now.
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2007-10-21, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
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- Metro Manila, Philippines
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This is so awesome. This will be my BBEG's pet from now on.
"Easy, Fluffy. Don't tear the good paladin's eyes out."
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2007-10-21, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Grad. School
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Re: Apocalypse Demon Kitten of DOOM!
Happened to a beholder with my group. Ruled that the bunny it got baleful polymorphed into could still use two eye rays a round. That's still a bunny that can insta-kill/turn you to stone.
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2007-10-21, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2007
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"There it is!"
"What, behind the rabbit?"
Thanks, I remember the "hitting cover" thing but didn't think to apply it here. Comedy gold.Love the Third Amendment?
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2007-10-21, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Houston, TX, USA
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Anyone else think its somewhat ridiculous that they keep their templates when you change them?
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2007-10-21, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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