Are cows overpowered?

[MaxiDuRaritry]

Yep, Warbeast is a template from MMII that can be added to domesticated animals of at least Medium size (so no chickens, to my everlasting disappointment)

Refluffed deinonychus? Too big to fly, has lethal spurs, and has actual feathers (as deinonychus should have had).

Ot maybe use the chocobo from Dragon Magazine.

Medium only makes me sad. It would have been great for a DFI bard build I am toying with if it worked on weasels. Such a shame.

Dire weasels are still a thing. Also, I wonder if you could somehow manage to make a swarm count as its total size, rather than the size of its constituent parts. I'd suggest a were-swarm-of-weasels, but that wouldn't work, either.

[Vizzerdrix]

Refluffed deinonychus? Too big to fly, has lethal spurs, and has actual feathers (as deinonychus should have had).

Ot maybe use the chocobo from Dragon Magazine.

Dire weasels are still a thing. Also, I wonder if you could somehow manage to make a swarm count as its total size, rather than the size of its constituent parts. I'd suggest a were-swarm-of-weasels, but that wouldn't work, either.

Dire don't work with my plan. Gnome dfi bard, taking the feat that gets 2 hd worth of critters to snag a bunch of weasels for their attach ability. Add on Snowflake weasel wardance feat for flavor

[Calthropstu]

This conversation has been legendairy.

[ben-zayb]

This conversation has been legendairy.

It's quite the barn burner

[Bartmanhomer]

Get along little doggie, we're going to get our cowboys and cowgirls on.

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May be time to put it out to pasture.

[Calthropstu]

May be time to put it out to pasture.

Are you saying it's time to mooove on?

[stack]

Are you saying it's time to mooove on?

We have milked it for all its worth. The only things left are udder-ly cheesy puns.

Though perhaps if we ruminate on it...

[Bartmanhomer]

Got milk?

[Calthropstu]

We have milked it for all its worth. The only things left are udder-ly cheesy puns.

Though perhaps if we ruminate on it...

Well, the puns were part of the original topic. If we stop saying them, the mods might have a cow and pun-ish us.

[Bartmanhomer]

This thread is hilarious!

[MaxiDuRaritry]

This thread is hilarious!

Don't have a cow, man.

(Ironic, cow'nsidering.)

[Bartmanhomer]

Rihanna released a new song called Moo.

It goes like this: Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

[MR_Anderson]

This is Udder BS.

I just started a new world campaign where they will spacejammer to the dark side of the moon only to find the cows that jumped over it.

But this now allows me to have a cow army on the planet with a Knight leading it. I shall name the cow knight “Sir Loin” and he will be the most famous knight in history!

[Bartmanhomer]

I like to moo it, moo it.
He likes to moo it, moo it.
She likes to moo it, moo it.
We like to moo it, moo it!

[Segev]

This is Udder BS.

I just started a new world campaign where they will spacejammer to the dark side of the moon only to find the cows that jumped over it.

But this now allows me to have a cow army on the planet with a Knight leading it. I shall name the cow knight “Sir Loin” and he will be the most famous knight in history!

Will the Spelljammer vessel be named "The Cat and the Fiddle," under Captain Diddle-diddle?

[truemane]

Metamagic Mod: I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but if you want to make a thread full of cow puns, there are better places to do than here.