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2021-02-25, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Pip follows along with significantly less skipping. It seemed like everyone and their mother was having issues in this town. Very odd that it would all happen at once...
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2021-03-05, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
With varying degrees of frivolity, the party makes their way to the Mad Mug, situated on the road leading out of Abberton proper, to the Southeast. Perhaps surprisingly, given its reputation, the building is clearly well-maintained. Freshly painted shingles are latched aside open windows on the single-story building. A wide porch spans the front of the facade, watched over by a cartoonish mug of ale- frothing at its broad-lipped sneering mouth, on a gently swaying sign. A quintet of broad-armed ruffians lean on the rail, openly leering and hollering insults at anyone who passes by.
In that regard, your party is not special in the least.
"Oy, you odd lot! Take yer scales and keep on moving!" one bellows.
"The hells kinda person is that blue?! You look like a fruit basket with feet!"
As you approach, one steps forward, alighting on the top step of the short staircase leading to the porch- apparently the most "in charge" of the group. The rest quiet down, as he speaks. In a tone not-polite, but clearly intending something like direct conversation, he addresses Vorgrok. "Ain't nothing hereabouts concerns the likes of you. Keep on your way, if you know what's good for ya." The other four continue to leer and sneer, cracking knuckles and otherwise looking every bit like they're spoiling for a fight...
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2021-03-05, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
With a natural laugh Giggles walks to the front of the party and bows flamboyantly. "Good day, friends! What a charming tavern this is - may we perhaps join you inside for a drink or two? I would love to tell you about my heritage and the azure tone of my skin, but the sun's heat is sweltering - wouldn't we all be more comfortable in easy chairs?" he asks, his voice dripping with occult power as he tries to influence their minds...
Spoiler: MechanicsGiggles casts Charm, DC 18 Will save, on the lead ruffian, hoping to sway his attitude magically.
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2021-03-06, 05:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2009
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- Ontario
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
If Keshkaru is touched by the blatant insult, nothing in her shows it. Anyway, while she thinks of possible responses, the much quicker-witted gnome speaks up. Knowing her friend's way with words, she decides to just wait for the thug's reaction.
Last edited by Gwynfrid; 2021-03-06 at 05:39 PM.
DM in Mummy's Mask I, II, III | Keshkaru and Ozkrak in Extinction Curse | Marzena in Age of Worms | Elrembriel in Wrath of the Righteous | Gurmok in Nightmare in Katapesh | DM in Catacombs of Ravenloft Avatar courtesy of Neoseph7
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2021-03-06, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
"I- ahh... You know, it is a bit warm this afternoon," the thug mutters, perhaps a bit confused. His friends, however, scowl in open defiance at their ringleader's sudden and odd change of heart. "Uh Geoffe? You alright?" "Wot the hell?" "What? Yeah, I'm fine, just hot is all..." "Yeah, right." One of the thugs turns back to Giggles, scowling. "Don't think you're fine, Geoffe. Think somethin' fishy's going on..."
Spoiler: OOCIt's clear that Giggles has ensorcelled the leader of the little band of thugs. It's also clear that the other four aren't gonna just go along with the ruse to save face.Last edited by Farmerbink; 2021-03-06 at 11:06 PM.
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2021-03-08, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
"Fishy you say? That's probably just me you're smelling." Pip jokes, a little bit nervously, as he steps forward from the group. "We're just looking for a drink is all, heard this is the finest bar in town! Never mind that it's the only one" he adds in an exaggerated whisper, winking at the men. "So what do you say we have have some drinks and I'll show you some magic tricks? Just trying to turn our coin..." He pauses to produce a coin, seemingly from thin air, "Into beer".
Spoiler: OOCThievery check to palm the coin: (1d20+8)[24]
Diplomacy check for 'Make and Impression' to try and improve their attitude towards us: (1d20+6)[12]
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2021-03-08, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Giggles smiles even more happily when his spell seems to work. Keeping his spirits up, he looks to the other ruffians as Pip speaks up to help and nods. "Believe me - we don't want any trouble. We've had more than enough of that today and really just want to settle down, make some friends, drink some ale, and kick our feet up. Come on! We can tell you about ourselves - several of us have wonderful stories - and maybe even convince you to join us tonight at the performance. Trade you some food and drink for tickets, maybe. You can tell us about yourselves if you like, too. No pressure, but that's what friends do, right?" the little blue gnome says, his enthusiasm genuine and most of what he said being true...
Spoiler: Mechanics(1d20)[9] - add +4 for either Diplomacy or Deception, or +8 if Performance could apply. I think the part about 'not wanting trouble' is true - Giggles would vastly prefer to make new friends and invite them to the circus performance than to fight these guys...
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2021-03-08, 11:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Spoiler: A few rollsMedicine checks to Treat Wounds:
for Vorgrok: (1d20+6)[11] vs DC 15 for (2d8)[5] plus possibly (2d8)[10] more healing on a crit
for Giggles: (1d20+6)[20] vs DC 15 for (2d8)[8] plus possibly (2d8)[15] more healing on a crit
for Keshkaru (I think): (1d20+6)[19] vs DC 15 for (2d8)[13] plus possibly (2d8)[8] more healing on a crit
for anybody I'm missing: (1d20+6)[25] vs DC 15 for (2d8)[12] plus possibly (2d8)[9] more healing on a crit
and just for good measure: (1d20+6)[23] vs DC 15 for (2d8)[3] plus possibly (2d8)[3] more healing on a crit
The perpetual scowl on Vorgrok's face deepens as the Mayor fails to be found, and the dwarf stumps along near the front of the motley procession. He seems more or less unperturbed by their words, but as their apparent leader plants himself directly in front of the burly dwarf, the latter's bushy brows begin to bristle even further.
He slowly begins to open his mouth to speak, but as the more gregarious members of the group drift to the forefront, he holds his peace, watching with an unfriendly, but appraising gaze. He leans lightly against the rail along the short staircase, resting thick-fingered hands on rippling biceps, and leaving his right hand in easy grasping range of the sledge handle protruding over his left shoulder.
Spoiler: ActionsNo action.Lehasti Gesmeha and Azkin for Mummy's Mask
Morevek for Wrath of the Righteous
Janstina Silentall for Age of Worms
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2021-03-09, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Keshkaru does her best to appear nonthreatening, while, behind her, Ozkrak scratches the earth in search for something edible, as she's not above having worms or caterpillars for snacks. "What he said... just a drink or two, nothing more."
SpoilerIf Bink allows it, I'd like to give a shot to Aid on the diplomacy check: (1d20+6)[19]. This is supposed to be DC20, if I read the rules correctly.DM in Mummy's Mask I, II, III | Keshkaru and Ozkrak in Extinction Curse | Marzena in Age of Worms | Elrembriel in Wrath of the Righteous | Gurmok in Nightmare in Katapesh | DM in Catacombs of Ravenloft Avatar courtesy of Neoseph7
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2021-03-09, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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- Texas, again!
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Two of the four ruffians visibly start when Pip produces a gold coin, surprised both by the value and the manipulative skill of its owner. A third snorts at Giggles' quip, plainly amused. The fourth thug, the only one still clearly spoiling for a fight, is at least good enough at math to figure out that it's a fight that isn't likely to go well for him.
"That's some mess, that is," he grunts, as the charmed ringleader speaks up. "See you lot? It's too hot to get in a scrape with fine fella's like these when all they want is some drinks. Come on in!" Thus, bizarrely, the heroes find themselves escorted into the Mad Mug by the ruffians who've made the place home.
Inside the common room, six tables and a long wooden bar serve as (mostly available) seating, well lit by the wide windows gracing the building's facade. A few more than a dozen patrons lounge around, mostly enjoying sober fare, served by a broad-shouldered Half Orc. A couple of humans patrol behind the bar, producing drinks and plates of meat and meal for their waiter to deliver. A few doors lead elsewhere in the wall to the left, but are closed for now.
One patron stands out: a female Dwarf eyeing you appraisingly with a goat standing alongside gazing placidly into the middle distance.
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2021-03-10, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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With a smile and grand gestures, Gigglespit sweeps into the common room, greeting everyone as if they were good friends as he walks to the bar. Moving with grace and agility, he climbs one of the bar stools, stands on top, and loudly announces, "Bartender! My name is Gigglespit Baderiggo Humbleback and I am visiting this fine town with the circus. Looking around your fine establishment I see friendly faces, but too few of them are holding drinks - let's fix that! How much to put a glass of ale in everyone's hand? On me!"
As the (likely?) cheers from the other patrons subside, Giggles will drain his own mug and then find a good place to begin entertaining the crowd, deliberately trying to improve everyone's mood and distract them from his allies as they ask around about the disappeared-sheriff. For his part, the little blue gnome focuses on jokes, tall tales, and the occasional bawdy song or limerick to keep the patrons - ruffian and not - amused and not focused on him. "Now, how many of you know the story of the Walrus and the Carpenter? Let me tell you - that carpenter was a character, but the real brains of the operation was the fat-fatty-fat-fat walrus and his fat-books!"
Spoiler: MechanicsGiggles may not have the coin to pay for the drinks - yet - but with an afternoon of entertainment perhaps he can both earn the money and keep everyone fascinated...? Performance (1d20+8)[24]. He will take 10 or 20 if allowed to keep the performance going until the other party members are done with their questions...
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2021-03-12, 10:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2009
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- Ontario
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Keshkaru walks into the watering hole, a little warily. She knows better than to think it possible for someone like her to enter such a place without attracting notice - and with a dinosaur in tow, nothing less. But no concern appears on her scaly face, which is in fact even less expressive than usual. At Gigglespit's invite, she takes a mug, politely nods in thanks, and tastes the local booze.
At some point, she notices the goat and its dwarf companion. She has to, because Ozkrak has begun to look at the goat with an interest that only indicates she sees this animal as a source of food. Keshkaru makes a quick sign, and the raptor shuffles behind her, her tail low in a gesture that eerily resembles something a dog might do, a trick she learnt in the circus, intented to reassure the kids that often get scared of her. She makes a little awkward bow towards the lady dwarf, apparently the goat's master. "My apologies. Ozkrak is well behaved usually, but we've had a bit of a strange day."Last edited by Gwynfrid; 2021-03-14 at 11:02 AM.
DM in Mummy's Mask I, II, III | Keshkaru and Ozkrak in Extinction Curse | Marzena in Age of Worms | Elrembriel in Wrath of the Righteous | Gurmok in Nightmare in Katapesh | DM in Catacombs of Ravenloft Avatar courtesy of Neoseph7
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2021-03-15, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
With a small leap, Pip plops down onto one of the bar stools and smiles at the burly bartender. "A good day to you! I'll have whatever your most exciting drink is, something that will surprise me!" He says, his tone cheery.
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2021-03-16, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Giggle's overture isn't as well received as he might have expected, though it is received well- just... calmly. After all, it's still early in the evening, and most of the patrons had only just begun to drink. Still, few things grease skids better than free ale, and free ale begins to flow.
The Dwarf woman snorts at Keshkaru, evidently amused. "Wasn't worried, but thanks all the same. Hah. Haven't we all? Not every day I see a lizard and a blue Gnome weasel past that idiot." She nods her head towards the still-ensorcelled ruffian, now apparently ensnared by Giggles' more mundane wiles.Spoiler: Pruana
The bartender returns Pip's smile easily. "If'n ya say so, chief. You want full sized?" He waits by a stack of tankards- about 20% clearly sized down to fit appropriately in the hand of a Halfling (or Goblin).Last edited by Farmerbink; 2021-03-16 at 09:21 PM.
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2021-03-17, 09:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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With the trained eye of a performer, Giggles notes that the crowd remains...subdued. He doesn't hold back, though, and continues his efforts to distract and entertain the crowd with boundless(-appearing) energy. "Who likes magic tricks? Not real magic - I leave that to the professionals. No, I mean the fun stuff, like making your underwear disappear! What, you don't think I can do it? Well, have another drink and lets see..."
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2021-03-19, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Thanks but I don't think my friends over there would really appreciate having to carry me back, I'll stick with a serving appropriate to my stature. I must say, I'm impressed that you offer special serving sizes for the shorter folks of the world, let me tell you, I've been to many towns that didn't even try!"
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2021-03-19, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
"Well, we're a circus. That means a variety of talents." Keshkaru accepts the dwarf's remark good-naturedly. "And, like you said... This wasn't the smartest obstacle we've ever faced."
"The name is Keshkaru, by the way. This one there - a nod in the raptor's direction - is Ozkrak. A friend and fellow performer, you could say." She eyes the goat with interest, but doesn't overtly comment.
SpoilerIf there's some information to be gained by Recall Knowledge (secret check): Keshkaru's Nature bonus is +8.Last edited by Gwynfrid; 2021-03-23 at 09:24 PM.
DM in Mummy's Mask I, II, III | Keshkaru and Ozkrak in Extinction Curse | Marzena in Age of Worms | Elrembriel in Wrath of the Righteous | Gurmok in Nightmare in Katapesh | DM in Catacombs of Ravenloft Avatar courtesy of Neoseph7
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2021-03-20, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
With the influxes of drink, time, and questionably-prim humor, the atmosphere of the tavern quickly waxes celebratory. The time comes and goes when Giggle's spell lapses, and other than a few confused-looking blinks, the ruffian doesn't show any sign that things have changed.
The middle-aged man tending bar serves Pip pleasantly enough, though Giggles' calls and the ensuing waves of drink keep him obviously busier than he's used to. After only a few minutes, he's beginning to sweat a little, from the simple exertion of repeated trips around the bar to keep the Half-Orc server's hands full. Still, he makes time for short responses, including "Actually had a Gnome get offended once- thought I was accusing him of being a lightweight- turns out he very much was." Snorting, he deposits another pair of mugs to his companion to deliver elsewhere in the room.
"S'pose the polite thing is to introduce myself now, eh?" the Dwarf comments with a wry smirk. "Name's Pruana- most call me 'Two-Punch', and this sweetheart's Violet." She pauses a moment to stroke the goat's ears, and it responds with a nuzzle like most animals do.
Spoiler: OOCThis knowledge is the opposite of secret: Pruana Two-Punch is the leader of the Muggers. A no-nonsense Dwarf woman who gladly lets her cronies cause trouble if it keeps her a bit further from it.Last edited by Farmerbink; 2021-03-20 at 04:32 PM.
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2021-03-21, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Giggles notes his allies speaking to several of the gathered Muggers and the bartender. Between jokes and stories he takes momentary breathers and drinks, asking his own questions as he tries to gather information from his audience...
Spoiler: MechanicsI think this would be an ongoing Diplomacy check, but if Society is better, add +1 to my result, please. (1d20+4)[17]
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2021-03-22, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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"A Gnome you say? do you get a lot of travelers coming through here? Seem like a pretty out-of-the-way place."
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2021-03-23, 11:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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- Texas, again!
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Spoiler: gather info resultsNot much new information to be had, but lots of people reaffirming your suspicions. The sheriff hasn't been seen in 2 or 3 (depending on who you ask) days now. Basically everyone assumes Pruana's gang took her out in one way or another. The Dwarf woman across the way is certainly the aforementioned Pruana, as evidenced by her pet goat (colloquially refered to as "Violent" instead of her proper name "Violet," for reasons that probably don't need to be explained.
Perhaps most unusual is that nobody in the room hesitates to offer this information, despite her proximity. It seems that Pruana doesn't mind her reputation nor the nicknames that it has spawned.
"Aye, not too many," the bartender responds. "But we're the cheapest room and board in town, so most of 'em stop here."
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2021-03-23, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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In between drinks, Giggles makes sure his allies all know what he knows. "Someone needs to either make nice and figure out where the sheriff went, or we need to sneak around and look to find clues. I'll do what I can to keep the pressure off everyone, maybe even make some friends. For now, I'll steer clear of the boss-lady, though...give you guys time to work..."
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2021-03-23, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Vorgrok enters the common room with his usual, expressionless stoicism. He begins to scan its occupants, but stops suddenly as his gaze lands upon the dwarven woman. He gives her a similarly appraising expression before briefly looking down at his own, simple leather breeches and the sleeveless shirt that strains to contain his upper torso. Brows furrowing in annoyance, he brushes at the most obvious deposits of dirt and grime from the day's festivities.
Satisfied with, or at least resigned to, the results of his perfunctory efforts, the dwarf straightens his posture and walks further from the doorway into the room.
"Hah!" blurts the dwarf, a hair too loud and with distinctly more enthusiasm than is warranted by the dwarf woman's offhand comment.
"Name's Vorgrok," blurts the dwarf. "But sometimes it's 'Mitts'." he lifts his two, thick-fingered hands with a lopsided smile and an almost apologetic shrug before lapsing into silence.
Spoiler: ActionsDiplomacy check to improve her attitude?
(1d20-1)[8]Lehasti Gesmeha and Azkin for Mummy's Mask
Morevek for Wrath of the Righteous
Janstina Silentall for Age of Worms
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2021-03-29, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-03-30, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
Pruana looks Vorgrok up and down, openly appraising the stocky man making his unlikely overtures. "Mitt's, eh?" she grumbles, with a smirk. "Seems apt enough." During a weighty pause, she seems to almost completely discount Keshkaru's existence. "Figure there's more'n a handful of things you and I could enjoy together. What'd you have in mind, here?"
The barkeep lets out a snort of a laugh. "I mean, you're at the Mad Mug," he chuckles. "If you didn't come here expecting some kinda trouble, you're dumber 'n you look! The circus you rode in on is the most travelers we've had in a couple years, but there's a few regular merchants and every now and then we get a few other new folks from time to time.... No one recently, though."
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2021-04-02, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Vorgrok suddenly grins broadly. "Usually these do my talking," the dwarf threads his fingers together, cracking the knuckles loudly. "But least I c'n do is buy a couple rounds, eh?"
He waves to the barkeep, gesturing with 2 fingers and pointing at himself and Pruana before returning his wolfish grin to the dwarf woman.Lehasti Gesmeha and Azkin for Mummy's Mask
Morevek for Wrath of the Righteous
Janstina Silentall for Age of Worms
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2021-04-03, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Giggles sees Vorgrok (of all people!) making some progress with the lead of the gang and smiles broadly, redoubling his efforts to entertain and keep the attention of most of the room with his antics. "So, you wouldn't believe it, but I used to be part of the clown troop in our circus...no really! After they got warmed up they would juggle me...right up until I lost my lunch! Whew, that was a colorful night, I'll tell you..."
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2021-04-04, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Keshkaru, realizing who's she talking to, is tempted to simply ask the leader of the thugs what happened to the sheriff. Such would be the iruxi way. But these are other people. Instead of a duel to resolve the dispute, they would use the force of numbers. She also notices Vorgrok and Pruala exchanging some banter, but the dwarven innuendo is beyond her. So, she resolves to shut up, backs down, and instead goes for a drink.
SpoilerI've been out of ideas about what to do in this sequence for like two weeks, but I figured I should post something nevertheless. Just, not something of great weight, as you can see.Last edited by Gwynfrid; 2021-04-04 at 04:45 PM.
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2021-04-19, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Extinction Curse- The Show Must Go On!
A small and familiar figure ambles in to the tavern, nodding politely to known faces. It is difficult to reconcile the goblin features with the prim, calm demeanor of Thwack Hardskull. Knowing his routine of slapstick performance when in costume makes it downright surreal. He smoothly leaps into a seat far to high for one of his stature and raises a finger to order a drink. "Greetings friends. How do you fare?"
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2021-04-20, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Giggles sees Thwack enter and smiles, knowing that with numbers comes some degree of safety. When he glances back at Vorgrok and sees the dwarf apparently smitten with the gang-leader and struggling to make any way forward the little gnome excuses himself from the spotlight for a moment, feigning the call of the toilet. On his way out he trips in an exaggerated imitation of drunkenness and falls into Vorgrok roughly. "Find out about the Sheriff! Your lady-friend is the lead of the Muggers, so hopefully she knows. Oh, and try not to get us thrown out!" he whispers in the dwarf's ear before stumbling to the outhouse for a moment.
Once back inside he settles back into his routine, a mix of slapstick, stand-up comedy, and good old fashioned screwball-antics. "So, the 'Mad Mug' is a great name for a tavern, especially when it's named for the proprietor's face! I've seen some angry-looking bartenders before, but for all the drinks he's selling tonight you'd think we could get a smile, right? Tell me, other than a big bowl of gnome-stew, what makes him happy...? What? It's named for the drinks he serves, not his face? Oh, no wonder he looks mad at me! Look out, here he comes!"Last edited by DarkOne-Rob; 2021-04-20 at 07:47 PM.