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2020-03-03, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Durkon said Belkar was like his 4th choice just in the party, which leaves us with someone he wants less than Belkar.
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4.Belkar
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And that's assuming he wasn't counting animal companions.
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2020-03-03, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Whoever you think is funniest.
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2020-03-03, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
From a logical standpoint I’d wager Vaarsuvius is number 5, because afaik they haven’t shared their spouse requesting a divorce with the party.
Else, see Fyraltari’s response ^
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2020-03-03, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Last edited by D.One; 2020-03-03 at 01:22 PM.
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2020-03-03, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Im agreeing with Libro.
Mostly for the same reaons, but there's also the divine/arcane spellcaster issue, to say nothing of the dwarf/elf thing.
Also, a side note. Just because two people are broken up doesn't mean they are broken up. Always wait and see.
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2020-03-03, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Probably Elan.
in the party my guess would be
1. Haley
2. Roy
3. Vaarsuvius
4. Belkar
5. Elan
it just makes sense.Last edited by Draconi Redfir; 2020-03-03 at 01:35 PM.
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2020-03-03, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-03-03, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Yeah, I figure the lack of clarification is a joke unto itself. Not unlike, say, the Elan's original plan for getting back to Azure City. Hinting at it without stating makes for a better joke than just stating it.
That said, this forum would be nothing without wild, unfounded speculation, so carry on, I say!
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2020-03-03, 02:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
You're reading too deeply into what is, even in-universe, an off-the-cuff joke? But, if I had to guess, V.
Last edited by woweedd; 2020-03-03 at 04:57 PM.
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2020-03-03, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Damn, I wanted there to be competing theories (like whether Haley or Elan would drive him crazy first) but Durkon's already established trait of "my anaconda don't want none if you got a ring, son" makes V pretty certain.
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2020-03-03, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
- Me
- You
- Roland St. Jude
- Belkar
- Me
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2020-03-03, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
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2020-03-03, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Last edited by Fyraltari; 2020-03-03 at 04:27 PM.
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2020-03-03, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-03-03, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Well, we know that Durkon is definitely attracted to Helga. And we know that he's not attracted to Belkar.
Therefore, by contrasting the attributes of those two, we can determine what Durkon finds most attractive.
And obviously, the answer is Helga's long blonde French braids. He finds that well hot. In comparison, Belkar's got hair like brownish fuzz growing on an egg.
So, we can determine this is Durkon's hawtness order:
0. Helga (sexy long blonde braids)
1. Elan (sexy blonde, no braids)
2. Haley (long hair, orange is sort of like blonde)
3. Vaarsuvius (purple? ugh)
4. Belkar (fuzz on an egg)
5. Roy (nuff said)
It's just logical.
Bald men just can't get a break. Even with hair-fetishist fantasy dwarves.Last edited by skim172; 2020-03-03 at 04:40 PM.
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2020-03-03, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
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2020-03-03, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-03-03, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-03-03, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
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2020-03-03, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
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2020-03-03, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
i figure it's a "If he absolutely HAS to marry someone in the party" scenario.
Haley would be his first pick because he's attracted to women more then men
Roy is second choice because the two are close friends
V is third choice because they're both intellectuals that can tolerate and respect eachother's presence
Belkar is next
Elan is last because it's really hard to to tolerate the guy if you're not Haley.
Basically i'm looking at it as if the the whole people-already-married thing wasn't an issue.Avy by Thormag
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2020-03-03, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Makes sense. I was looking at it as if he had to marry one of them but there were no actual changes in anyone's relationship status. It's kind of hard to see him preferring Belkar over Elan (or anyone else) otherwise. (Unless, that is, Skim's Hair Theorem is correct. )
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2020-03-04, 07:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-03-04, 08:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Each one of us, alone, is but a drop in the sea
Our powers pale compared with the great heroes
Our battles don’t hit theheadlines or shake the earth
But they are few, can’t be everywhere, and we, many
So, when the world or universe needs saving, they come
But when people needs saving, we are the ones to appear
We're underdogs, but we rise up to the challenge to be heroes.
(Wishing Joe, a low-powered superhero)
"I really like the Geek Math'ology we do here"
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2020-03-04, 12:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
1. Vaarsuvius
2. Haley
3. Elan
4. Belkar
5. Roy
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2020-03-04, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
Honestly, I don't really see it as a joke so much as an interesting character beat for Belkar.
If everyone in the party truly, 100% hated him, he'd be dead last in everyone's books. The fact that he's actually 4th, with Durkon at least, gives him a small bond with Durkon that the strip immediately expands on when the two of them discuss HARDCORE INTROSPECTION.
Part of it might even be connected to "Belkar was the only one who caught on to Durkula early." The two of them are forming a bit of a camaraderie, potentially to twist the knife on Belkar's impending death even harder.
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2020-03-10, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
My theory is that Durkon would be thinking more along the terms of who would make a good mate/alliance for his clan rather than sexual attraction for most of the choices although his early-strip reaction to Haley's wardrobe malfunction might help mitigate his likely aversion to her chaotic ways.
I'd guess Roy first for a spouse, due to their bromance and compatable alignments/worldview, Elan next for his good heart and Haley third for sexual attraction. Varsuvius dead last, after Belkar, probably because Varsuvius has a mate, even if the divorce papers are now final, plus the whole Familiacide/deal with fiends would probably bring long term dangers to his clan.
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2020-03-10, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-04-04, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
All things considered, I'm going to agree with V being dead last. I'm pretty sure the rest of the party doesn't know V is divorced right now, here's my ranking
1. Haley
2. Roy
3. Elan
4. Belkar
5. Vaarsuvius
If Durkon is bi than Roy and Haley would probably switch. Unless Durkon sees Roy in to professional a light to consider him romantically, he seems to have a respect for Roy that he doesn't share with the rest of the party.
Have you seen some of the things this Forum analyzes?
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2020-04-05, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who does Durkon want to marry less than Belkar?
It gets weirder if we consider that the OOTS has three or, possibly, if you count Banjo, four non-humanoid members (Blackwing, Mr. Scruffy and Bloodfeast). In that case, Belkar being fourth out of eight or nine isn't that big of a deal, but shame on you, Durkon! Shame on you!!!