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2020-03-31, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Goblintown - Game Thread
You sit at the edge of the great chasm, sipping rotten bat milk from shallow stone bowls as the party rages behind you in the Queen's cave and all the surrounding chambers.
Suddenly, Krigul notices a furtive movement across the chasm. Several large figures clinging to the far wall as they creep along the ledge on the opposite side. They are carrying things. They're a bit bigger than you, maybe a foot or two taller. Netw hears metallic noises echoing across the chasm, and whispering voices that are less squeaky and more melodic than goblin voices.
Spoiler: lost in the tunnelsSpoiler: Krigul No-Toes (Cyclopean)
Slippery d4
Sneaky d4 d8 d12
Vicious d8
Defiant d4 d8
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Rigger. Can build traps or other devices with a successful Sneaky roll.
Treasures. Wooden mallet. Carved walking stick.
Appearance. Stringy (four feet tall, with very long fingers but no toes) with batlike features (upturned nose, large and delicate ears, fangly underbite), scaly skin the color of dried blood, and clad in trinkets (septum piercing, leather straps, and a necklace of feathers and teeth).
She lost the toes on both her feet in a pair of trap-making accidents, but gets around surprisingly well with her beautifully carved and varnished walking stick.
Spoiler: One-Eyed Netw (Quentinas)
Slippery d4
Sneaky d4 d8
Viciousd8
Defiantd4 d8 d12
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Trainer: Can give orders to his single precious Newt named Dagon. The orders are Attack , Run, Sit
Personal Treasure:A whip used to give order to his pet, a low quality white gem with a black core used as right eye
Appeareance Squat (2'-3' foot tall with stocky knotty bodies) , Blind(empty sockets or vestigial, milky, orbs, best sense = everything else) , Smooth ( shades of green from pond-scum to booger), and wear some tunics( long, gray, sleeveless shirts of spider silk)
He became blind thanks to Dagon and he use the white gem because it was said that he could gain his eyesight. He goes around on his pet , commanding him with his whip , used even to move when he is not mounted on Dagon.
Spoiler: Lupi Nightrage (TerrickTerran)
Slippery 1d8
Sneaky 1d4
Vicious 1d4 1d8 1d12
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Berserker: Does not need to make a defiant roll to attack things bigger/scarier than herself.
Treasure: paint pot full of colorful pigments
Appearance: Average Height, Childlike Head, Smooth pond-scum green skin. Trinkets, feathers, leather straps, ear rings (3 in each ear), bone necklace.
Unlike a lot of Goblins, Lupi has never had an accident that cost her any part but she has taken to piercings and tattoos in its stead (although her tattoos are all painted) She is a happy-go-lucky goblin most of the time until something bothers her and then she turns into a ball of rage until her fury is vented.
Spoiler: Ick (SlyJohnny)
Slippery 1d12, 1d8, 1d4
Sneaky 1d4
Vicious 1d8
Defiant 1d8, 1d4
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Rockrunner: +d4 to Slippery any time he climbs, can also travel quickly between (seemingly) unconnected map areas.
Treasures. Obsidian climbing-claw gloves. A pale, flat rock that is visible even in the dark.
Appearance. Ick has disproportionately long limbs for his squat, pot-bellied frame. His dull red eyes squint out at you as he adjusts his bone shinpads and clawlike gloves.
Spoiler: The TribeYour tribe have clammy luminescent skin like salamanders, they wear scraps of "armor" that they think protects them, they crouch about four feet tall and have feet and hands like frogs, with heads like rats. They love to party.
Spoiler: The TownThe Town possesses a Dragon(?) Egg: found in the lower caverns and rolled back with great effort. You are keeping it warm, hoping it will hatch. (Many would rather just eat it.) as well as Bats: the celing of the Great Hall is home to a huge colony of small bats. This means a lot of guano, but the bats are edible (if you’re desparate) and can be roused into a noisy, chaotic swarm to confuse intruders.
Rules. Ray Otus' Goblintown. Seven pages pdf intended to be folded into a booklet. An easy read.Last edited by Tibbius; 2020-05-15 at 07:29 AM.
Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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2020-04-01, 03:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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The party that is behind them is a great party , he could hear so much and even Dagon liked that, moving the tail at rythm and doing some sounds as he is happy with that party, but they are in patrol time so they are at the Great Chasm. Then something different from the sound of the party and of the goblin voices, something further from them, something that was coming toward so while sitting on Dagon he says
"Someone is coming from the Chasm, they are not goblin , and probably have weapon , or a true armor, i don't think they want to join the party, maybe someone of us should say this at the Queen, even if it would be a problem to interrupt the party" His voice did not have fear maybe because he could not see them, maybe because he did not knew the intention of the new people so for now he stays on Dagon , with his whip on the left hand, and his gem blocked in the eyeFinally my computer is without any problem!
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2020-04-01, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Coming...what is coming?" Lupi took some of her paints and started to design. "Must hurt any interlopers stopping important things like milk drinking." She felt something welling up inside her that often happened with such things who spoiled important fun.
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2020-04-02, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Shrill cheering erupts from the bottom of the chasm and bits of the glowing fungus from down there pop up into the air. Someone in the underparty has done a good party stunt, and your tribe-mates are celebrating and throwing the fungus around. Sometime soon they will start eating it and hallucinating. Then things will really get wild.
The shadowy figures at the far side approach the bridge, a hundred yards to your right side, that leads across the chasm from the ledge where they are to the upper parts of your caverns.
You hear a particularly mellifluous voice say something, and then a harsher voice - still unmistakably deeper than a goblin voice - says a word you recognize from spying on surface dwellers: "Shaddup." The sweet voice replies with a sharp note and the deep voice says something a little bit whiny. Then they are quiet over there, except for their stealthy footsteps and their clanking metal. You notice they aren't carrying torches like surface dwellers would do.Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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2020-04-02, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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He hears the voice of Lupi and said "Who is coming is a good question, but probably , as each thing for us, a threat for us, and for the party, i think they are now near the bridge, we could try to create a blockade with the stones, so they can't go up here, Lupi do you think you can do? Krigul , if i remember well you are the more expert in these thing, do you have any suggestion? " He doesn't turn to talk to them , except to Lupi while lowering himself , near Dagon to stay hidden, as he can't say that there are no torches then he says " Ick do you think you could climb in a fast way to say something to the other goblins or at least to block the outsider from above?" . As the goblins are not so many each one should be able to know what the other could do, and probably is not the first time that they work together so he knows something about his companions. Then he lash the whip in a weak way to know the surrounding and searching for a big rock that could be moved while Dagon focus on the situation, stopping his tail from moving at rythm with the music
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2020-04-02, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ick has been amusing himself with a pair of rocks, alternately inspecting them closely and then banging them together for several minutes, when his companions warn of something stalking through the shadows. He whips his head around, finally spotting the shadowy figures.
"I don't know you! You don't live here! Get out! Get out, GET OUT GET OUT!" He shrieks at them.
Gripping both rocks in one hand, he takes off at a dead run towards the edge of the chasm. Just before he goes careering over the edge, he leaps, flying over the void, his gloved hand snapping up to grab the tip of a stalactite above him. He pulls, and his body swings upwards, letting his momentum carry him to a stalactite further up, and before he reaches it, he flings a rock in the direction of the voices, hoping to hit one of them hard enough to make them slip.
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2020-04-03, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Please "roll=Slippery"1d12"/roll""roll"1d8"/roll""roll"1d4"/roll""roll"1d4"/roll" and similar for Vicious (except with [ ] instead of " "). Try to roll the appropriate stat at the end of any post where you state an action that might require a roll.
Btw: so far I really enjoy your characterizations of the goblins as being mischievous and child-like. I really find myself rooting for them.Last edited by Tibbius; 2020-04-03 at 09:53 AM.
Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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2020-04-03, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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The book says Slippery is the trait for throwing things, and Vicious is for melee stuff; punching, kicking, wrestling and stabbing.
I'll roll a Slippery and a Vicious, then an extra Slippery, just in case.
Slippery climbing: (1d12)[11] (1d8)[6] (1d4)[4] (1d4)[3]
Vicious attack: (1d8)[4]
Slippery attack: (1d12)[3] (1d8)[2] (1d4)[4] (1d4)[2]
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Slippery climbing explosion: (1d4)[1]
Vicious attack explosion: (1d8)[1]
Slippery attack explosion: (1d4)[2]
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2020-04-03, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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I really, really appreciate it when players read the rules that I'm trying for the first time. Thanks!
Also, I'm glad that you rolled the Vicious anyway. It would have been useful if you fell. Which you definitely did not.
Hmmm... you've already described Ick's critical success for the Climbing roll. That earns two segments on the Threat clock. Now we need me to describe his marginal success for the Throwing roll.
Ick launched one of the rocks toward the big shadowy figures, but the other rock he was holding interfered with his aim and the projectile clonked off the rock face immediately above one of them. They all flinched. Then Ick and Netw heard a rustling followed by a distinctive creaking noise as one of the figures slipped an arrow from its quiver, nocked it, and drew back the string. Dangling by his climbing claw from a very exposed position up in the roof of the cavern, Ick could only hope not to be spotted ...
Spoiler: Threat Clock2 / 8
Spoiler: Town Clock0 / 10Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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2020-04-03, 09:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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... for the moment, though, the encroaching strangers have stalled in their progress toward the bridge over the chasm. Below and behind you, the party continues - totally unaware of the stealthy invaders.
What do you do?Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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After he talks Ick does his move and is not easy for a blind goblin follow him while he is on the stalactite , as he was too fast to be followed only by sound, so he doesn't know on which stalactite he is . But the sound of the rock throwed was clear and so is that of an arrow that is prepared to be shooted . "ICK! Climb stay behind the rock where you are !" he shouted as with his strenght, he can't see so he can only give orders for now.
He is worrying about Ick , but is not the only thing he can do "Dagon , Attack! The start of the bridge!" he says while dismounting and unleashing his whip. Probably the bridge is made of rope and wood, not of high quality, so they want to pass the bridge? Well if the bridge is destroyed they can't pass so he hopes that the newt follow his order and attack the start of the bridge, so that it will be unstable and not usable by the invaders.
Defiant rolls for the order
(1d12)[8]
(1d8)[7]
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Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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The newt , as the whip touch the ground , run toward the bridge and do an headbutt against one of the piece of wood that is used to block the bridge. This headbutt results in the piece of wood removed from the ground with many wooden board of the bridge that are diagonal not fallen in the chasm because there is still one pair of wood pieces, but many would have a problem walking on that bridge
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The invaders halt suddenly as the bridge shudders before them. The one with the arrow lets loose at Dagon, but the missile clatters and shatters off-target.
There is some discussion among the strangers; they are huddled in a group on the ledge, no longer trying to hide or move stealthily, apparently debating what to do next.Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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2020-04-05, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Lupi now painted up approached the bridge. Shouting into the darkness as she began to shake it. "You interrupted fun time. Lupi not like it when people interrupt fun time."
Spoilerif I need to make a roll, please let me know which one. Thanks.Minister of sarcasm and pragmatism of the Grayview fanclub.
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2020-04-05, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Lupi's diatribe seems Defiant, so please roll that.
Oblivious, the rest of the tribe continue to celebrate the approach of sleepy time. Whooping laughter from the chasm indicates that the hallucinogenic fungi have begun to take effect ...Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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(1d8)[5]
(1d4)[4]Minister of sarcasm and pragmatism of the Grayview fanclub.
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Two successes count down the Threat clockSpoiler: Threat clock4 / 8
Spoiler: Town clock0 / 10
Something about Lupi's shrill and angry tone gets across to the strangers, even if they might not understand her words. They turn around and head back in the direction they came from.
As they go, the deep voiced one yells out in your language: "We'll be back!"
What do you do now?Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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Ick scrabbles to clamber further up the stalactite and take cover behind it. He purses his lips, his small fangs pressing them to his face, realising this surface is slicker than he accounted for. After considering the problem, he lifts his legs into the air, hanging upside down and trying to shimmy his way up. He seems to think this will be easier.
If he makes it and manages to secure himself well enough, he pitches a rock at the retreating elves, aiming for a trick shot where the stone ricochets along the wall and hits his target from the side.
Slippery rolls:
(1d12)[11] (1d8)[4] (1d4)[1] (1d4)[1]
(1d12)[8] (1d8)[4] (1d4)[1] (1d4)[3]
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First Slippery explosion: (1d8)[5]
Second Slippery explosion: (1d8)[1]
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2020-04-06, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ick's scrambling tactic mysteriously works. His last rock leaves his hand, clatters against the wall below, and thunks satisfyingly into the side of a stranger's head. The stranger falls to its knees, uttering a not-at-all-mellifluous screech of pain. With a bustle of activity, two of the other strangers haul it upright and half-carry it away at a more rapid pace.
A critical success and two more successes bump three notches off the Threat clock.
Spoiler: Threat clock7 / 8
Spoiler: Town clock0 / 10Last edited by Tibbius; 2020-04-06 at 02:13 PM.
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Dagon stays near Lupi with his tail that hit the terrain, happy and indifferent , not paying attention at the invaders so for now he stays here. Netw on the other hand listens the word that the enemy says and move toward them , not in a fast way, using the whip to touch the terrain near him and when he arrived at the limit of the chasm says at loud voice "Even if you will be back , the results will be the same , if few goblins as us blocked your offensive, and one of these goblin is blind ,is a sign that you will not invade this village , and why were you trying to invade ? We are goblins, we don't have anything that other creatures could want!" As someone can speak his language he tries to speak then he add "And what are you?" he doesn't know that , he can't see them at the end but they weren't loud so maybe they didn't hear these. He smiles, a victory against someone who can speak is not easy for the goblins
Spoiler: I try to roll defiant , even if a piece is only to talk
(1d12)[2]
(1d8)[4]
(1d4)[3]
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2020-04-07, 06:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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"You know not the treasure that you hold!" bellows the same deep voiced stranger who threatened to return. "It is ours by right!" Something whizzes through the air across the chasm and cracks into the wall near Netw's head. A splinter of rock stings his ear.
What do you do now that the threat has passed (for now)?Last edited by Tibbius; 2020-04-07 at 06:20 AM.
Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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Ick snickers triumphantly to himself as the invaders retreat, no doubt due solely to his superlatively excellent rock-throwing. He congratulates himself on a job well done, and wonders what he will do, now that both his rocks are gone and he can't simply return to the same engaging activity he was occupied with before. He rocks himself back and forth on his perch, releasing his legs, so that he dangles only by the hold of his gloves, and then alternating this to gripping the surface solely with the clenching of his thighs (wrapped around the stalagtite) and the suckerpads on his feet, while he dangles his hands and arms down into the cool, damp air of the uppermost reaches of the cave. It's enormous fun. He's always liked coming up here.
He's thinking he might find a place between two of the larger mineral deposits and wedge himself securely between them, just hang out up here and chill with the roosting bats for a while, when suddenly a thought takes him with such intensity that it causes him to release a shriek. The elves were carrying bows! He saw them! The elf fitting a slender, beautiful little pointed object to the bow and then did something to the string- just released it, he thinks, working himself into a lather of excitement- and then it sang a wonderful sound, something like SNAP! or TWANG!- and he wants one. Maybe the elf who fell dropped one! He doesn't worry about not having any arrows. They only fired three or so, and he has no idea where they went, isn't sure he could find them, even if they weren't probably broken. But a nice little bow! What a thing that would be to have!
He makes his way to the opposite wall by way of a narrow enclosed channel in the ceiling, slick with bat guano, and then rolls down the sloped wall and lands on a heap on the edge of the walkway. He has some trouble getting himself upright, kicking and flailing randomly in hyperactive excitement. Then he's racing off into the dark, searching for the treasure that, much like the elves, he has entirely convinced himself is definitely there to be found.Last edited by SlyJohnny; 2020-04-07 at 02:20 PM.
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Ick recklessly and frantically searches the ledge where the strangers were, but finds nothing other than his two rocks. He scampers over to the bridge and pauses - should he use the damaged structure to cross the chasm, or go back up across the roof?
Netw, Lupi, and Krigul talk among themselves about what to do next.Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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He gulped when something go near his ear and strike the wall behind him ,and then he says "A treasure...maybe the Queen know something, that egg should not be a treasure , is like big food right?" he asks the others about the egg of Dragon they found and then touch the wall behind him, what was launched toward him? He doesn't know and he can't see right so the only option is to touch to see what happen "Anyone have seen what were they? We need to know to make the report for the Queen!" he says , while the whip move near the wall , with Dagon that return to him "And when the party will finish we will repair the bridge, is not so much damaged" . He doesn't know what Ick is doing so for now talk , while searching what passed near him
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2020-04-08, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Lupi not see anyone. Just hear people saying silly stuff. What they mean about treasure. They not taking Lupi's Jester Hat. That Lupi's greatest treasure." She thought for a moment. "The egg, it is kinda funny warm when you touch it. Maybe something actually in there.....something to eat of course."
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2020-04-09, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Netw finds two sticks, each about as long as his forearm. One has a splintered end and soft stuff at the other end. The other has a splintered end and a sharp thing at the other end.
Should you report this incident to the Queen, or keep it a secret, or go gossip about it at the party? Or continue your watch until the party's over and someone else comes up?Neil Gaiman: "I started imagining a world in which we replaced the phrase 'politically correct' wherever we could with 'treating other people with respect', and it made me smile."..."I know what you’re thinking now. You’re thinking 'Oh my god, that’s treating other people with respect gone mad!'"
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