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2020-08-08, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-08-11, 01:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-08-11, 09:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
The stip wth Pranger using it as an expression is indeed at the start of Massively Parallel
And the bit with Kevin at the start of The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
(.. which was in 2008. .. darn I feel old.)Last edited by smuchmuch; 2020-08-11 at 09:16 AM.
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2020-08-28, 05:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
I'm doing yet another reread right now, and want to revise the above recommendations. Book 2 is good, but it's stylistically so close to book 1 and story wise such a continuation of the same line of stuff getting established about the setting that you might as well start at the beginning if you're going that far back anyway. Book 6 is a good starting point if you don't want to start at the beginning, but it's also about a big upset story wise. For that reason I'd recommend starting a bit before that in book 5, right after the CSi parody (which is so disconnected from the rest of the comic that in context it's one of the least enjoyable parts anyway, so it makes for an excellent cutoff point). Starting at this exact point (Book 5, Part III: Handle With Care, 31st of May 2004) gives you one story to get caught up on the status quo and who the main characters are and then drops you into what's essentially the prologue to book 6. This is also where Petey becomes, well, Petey, so that major setting element is covered too.
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2020-10-13, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
OK, time to organize the re-read party. It's mid october now; how about 10 days (next weekend), and then discuss book 1? Is that too ambitious?
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-10-14, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
It is one thing to suspend your disbelief. It is another thing entirely to hang it by the neck until dead.
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2020-10-26, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
So far it's been too ambitious for me (sadface). Need to make time / higher priority, waiting for free time isn't working.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-10-28, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Speaking of "Eat it", what does he do with his biological waste, and why has it taken me this long to ask about him going to the bathroom?
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-14
And I find myself wanting some of those warning signs:
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-25
(Especially the naked singularity)
And the very first mission was intentionally flubbed, without any mention of a cancellation fee, or being in default, etc.
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-28
Also, I am amazed that he can swallow you, and either keep you safe and unharmed, or dissolve/digest you, at will. I'm suddenly thinking of all sorts of vore fetishes ...Last edited by keybounce; 2020-10-28 at 11:31 PM.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-10-28, 11:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Anything he can't actually simply digest and repurpose he appears to just spit out and deposit with regular trash.. but the list of 'things Schlock can't digest' is very, very short, and seems to be largely limited to like PTUs and nanobots or other devices that are specifically trying to attack him (and he can put up a good fight on those.) Would be similar to owls and other creatures that have highly efficient digestive systems, where there is little to no excrement and they just spit back out whatever they can't actually digest. Everything else.. well, amorphs are ridiculously good at converting what they eat into more amorph. I don't think there *is* such a thing as amorph biological waste, not that any other kind of organic life would recognize. There probably is a general coating of .. uh.. Schlock-dust, composed of the outer bits of him that necessarily get worn away by the general environment, but that's not much different to the organic dust generated by humans. And presumably most other creatures that naturally grow skin, fur, feathers, and hair (Esperrerin probably don't make dust unless they want to.)
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2020-10-28, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
(I had some edits to my last post, you might want to go back and re-read)
I find it interesting that Der Trihs, who is a red shirt, was not seen anywhere down on the planet (last seen on the ship during the attorney negotiations), yet still lost an arm.
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-30
EDIT: And yep, breach of contract is mentioned once back on the ship.
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-01
And, a hand-mounted Tear Apart? I don't recall THAT gun ever being fired.
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-07
Finally (for tonight), I want to give points for "getting stuff past the radar/sensors".
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-09
But seriously:
1. What is an "iMAC"?
2. How would a single small being's explosive cloud be that big?Last edited by keybounce; 2020-10-29 at 12:07 AM.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-10-29, 08:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
I chalk that up to HT not yet being comfortable with lots of background art. Der Trihs isn't drawn until he's relevant, but neither is anything else.
1. What is an "iMAC"?
2. How would a single small being's explosive cloud be that big?
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2020-10-29, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
I was aware of the apple computer, but if you're talking about breaking things into tiny pieces, that's kinda the opposite of Apple's "don't take it apart" philosophy.
I figured it was a reference to some elementary particle I'm not familiar with.Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-10-29, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-10-29, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
"If it lives it can be killed.
If it is dead it can be eaten."
Ronkong Coma "the way of the bookhunter" III Catacombium
(Walter Moers "Die Stadt der träumenden Bücher")
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2020-10-29, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
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2020-11-15, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
That question is answered here and in what I now realize is a book-exclusive note on the same strip, or else one that got lost in one of the site updates.
Note: Carbosilicate amorphs are innate, instinctual, expert organic chemists. The things that they consume which are not required for energy, repair, or growth for their bodies are not arbitrarily discarded. They are sorted, catalogued, cracked, and recombined into a veritable arsenal of acids and bases, toxins and antitoxins, and compounds, chemicals, and molecular chains whose categorical inclusion under the heading of "organic chemistry" would be patently absurd if not for the fact that the patent cannot be issued due to prior art.
When amorphs do decide to excrete they are very tidy, bonding the surplus molecules to flakes of silica or other similarly inert carriers. Then the excess particles are released, and are fundamentally no different from common dust.
The next time someone tells you that human skin makes up a portion of the dust in your home be glad you aren't living with an amorph, because then the dust in your house would also be made of amorph poo.
Now you know what it is that Breya doesn't want to.
And this is good timing for a re-read, as I've been going through my Schlock books again (although I only have up to #7, I really need to get the others when I can afford them...).Last edited by TeChameleon; 2020-11-15 at 06:00 PM.
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2020-11-15, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Split into packets going through wormholes in parallel?
... Why am I thinking of IP over Teraport? :-)
EDIT: Ohh! https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-19
Enessby has no compassion or mercy.Last edited by keybounce; 2020-11-16 at 02:12 AM.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-11-16, 04:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-11-19, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
So https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-20
Either Howard is having a commentary on how everything (20 years ago!) had anti-drug PSA's, or he's showing either his view, or Kevyn's view, of simulated people not being worth the CPU they are on.
I disagree strongly with his (Kevyn's) basic premise -- since a simulated person can talk with, and interact with, physical people, it can have an effect on the world. And if we ever get improved brain simulation hardware/software, digital uploading becomes foreseeable even if not feasible. Imagine if Hawkings had lived long enough for a digital upload of himself to continue.
(Just make sure that the overlady isn't CelestAI :-).
EDIT: Ohh, so the "Omnimous Hum!" and "THOOM!" can be toned down to just a "thoom", and even made non-leathal. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-23
Well, it does count as a warning shot. They lived, they learned, and they are warned about what can come next.
Edit 2: So https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-28 -- Shlock has spent almost a full week warning people about what's coming up, and been ignored. Not smart.
Oh my -- I just realized that Der Trihs and the ambassador both got the same replacement arm.
Edit 3: So https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-14 gives us a heads-up on what Enessby will be able to do. He's "eating", and showing us how much destruction he can do.
Also, https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-03 was when Kevyn got his promotion and floaty thingies. A lovely little set of warning signs on the wall. And ... whatever that thing on the end of panel 2 that looks like a version of the self-dunking bird on a stick.Last edited by keybounce; 2020-11-19 at 03:22 PM.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-11-20, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
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2020-11-25, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-04
I'm with Schlock. Innocent Diplomats feels wrong for some reason.
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2020-11-27, 02:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Hey, diplomats are there to throw bombs into discussions :-)
Remember when the Narrator would interact with the characters? https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-23
OK: So in https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-09-24, we are told that Schlock was blown up just last week. When was that, in comic?
Re: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-10-11
Can someone explain the military ranks? Where does Corporal rank relative to Sergeant?Last edited by keybounce; 2020-11-27 at 03:02 AM.
Not "fire at". I never used the word "at"
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2020-11-27, 04:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
It is interetsing how different early Schlock story and interactions are from later Schlock.
Schlock blew up when he poured Alcohol over his Plasgun. https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-08-30
Sergeant ranks just above Corporal iirc.
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2020-11-29, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
There is a link somewhere in a note to a table of ranks in Schlock Mercenary. Like many similar links however it has long been dead.
This is a shame, because this universe does not map cleanly onto any present day force, and I'm not 100% sure the ranks are consistent between organizations within the universe.
In general, corporal and sergeant are both non-commissioned officers, ranking just above regular soldiers. Sergeant is the higher rank of the two. Ennesby at some point becomes an adjutant, which in this context appears to mean adjutant non-com, just above sergeant. Above that there is the officers, where we have luitenant, luitenant commander, commander, captain, commodore and admiral.
However, this is also the most confusing part, as at some point we have characters like captain Kerchack who seem to be based on the idea of an army captain, which would in today's forces often be the equivalent of one of the higher flavors of lieutenant in the navy, not at all the same rank as a captain in charge of a ship. Yet here they wear the same epaulets, but Tagon still gets to boss those guys around, until Kerchack loses his pants and becomes Tagon's employer that is. So it's pretty confusing. But in general the order in the previous paragraph will work.Last edited by Lvl 2 Expert; 2021-02-15 at 03:20 AM.
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2020-11-29, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
The Watsonist explantion is that Tagon's org chart is, like most things in his organization, written by the seat of his pants. The Doylist explanation is that Howard Taylor didn't think too hard about it. US rank tables have something like 10 enlisted ranks, 5 warrant ranks, and 12 officer ranks. Plain sargeant is above corporal, but there are something like 5 flavors of advanced sargeant. In officer ranks "lieutenant" is often appended to things to say "lower rank", so Lieutenant Commander, Lieutenant Colonel, and Lieutenant General.
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2020-12-03, 03:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
Holly carp wot uh loat oaf speling erors in that post of mine. I guess that's what I get for trying to phone-type such complicated and highly misspellable words as lieutenant, adjutant non-com, appears and wear.
Also, good addition by Rockphed, lieutennant can be a qualifier on a higher rank (basically meaning "junior") rather than a rank of its own (although you could argue that lieutennant on its own is an abbreviation on lieutennant captain). Howard made a note out of this during the megalodon Schlocktober story, that you should not address a lieutennant commander as lieutennant, because they're a type of commander.
I also forgot chief warrant officer Thurl, who I'm guessing would probably fall in the same pay grade as adjutant Ennesby, but could still boss him around (in the section of story where that is relevant) based on seniority and what Thurl during the refit story line in massively parralel calls personal authority.Last edited by Lvl 2 Expert; 2020-12-03 at 08:49 AM.
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2021-01-06, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
If memory serves, Kerchak is a marine. Particularly, since his forces were the diplomatic guards. A role which is currently preformed by the US marines in the present American military which is what Howard based most of this on.
Marines use army ranks and in the past were attached to ships to fufill army like functions /act as military police instead of using sailors. Captain of the marines, was typically the highest ranking marine on the ship, the company commander, but roughly equivalent to a naval lieutenant and under their command since the naval officers would be in charge on the ship. Hence (Marine) Captian Kerchak is well below (Naval) Captian Tagon.
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2021-02-25, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Schlock Mercenary X: The Mundivore, or, "Eat it"
The hunt for stable superheavy elements.
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2021...ving-long-life
Seemed germane to the tech of the schockverse.It is one thing to suspend your disbelief. It is another thing entirely to hang it by the neck until dead.
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