Civ VI: Attack of the Civs

[Tvtyrant]

I say we let it play. The game is the game.

[Illven]

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So here we see our capital starting to grow tall. And will be renamed O’ranger Station



And our second city, will be placed down shortly, giving us three more luxuries in our empire. And will be named, Bedrock

So let's go over our benefits.

Right now, we'll have two cities turn 4. That's a really good benefit.
We also as the Azetcs have +7 combat potential in, or near our borders.
We probably also have two lands worth of expansions, although that has yet to be determined.

On the otherhand. We may get teamed for having two cities this early. Also I really want to find a city state to use as a pinata. That'd be ideal.

[TheFallenOne]

Already left the game before my second turn. Sorry, I just don't see the point spending months on a game that was irrepairably messed up in the very first turn when just restarting would have cost us a day or two. Though it seems no one else seems to mind so have at it.

[DataNinja]

If everyone wants to restart, then I can set something up again. I've basically consigned to just trying to enjoy myself and not actually going to win anyways, and I admittedly was rather internally frustrated with how much has gone wrong trying to set up these two games.

[Illven]

I already listed my conditions for restarting.

I want that little notch in my sig. Won Civ 6, attack of the civs though Sheer skill.

[Comrade]

Honestly I don't really care, I don't see it as much more of a big deal than one person starting out in an area with more resources than others. Certainly don't think it's worth quitting or restarting over.

[RayGallade]

I'd really rather play this game out to see what happens. But if people absolutely want to surrender and restart (if that is the only thing that would keep us playing the game), then I suppose I'll stay in.

[Tvtyrant]

Ok, I'll vote to shut it down I suppose. I'm not joining the next one though, getting this to work is becoming tedious.

[Illven]

If we're still going, how's the turn taking going.

[Comrade]

... are we still going?

[DataNinja]

I've got no idea.

[Illven]

We got three votes yes, one vote ambivalent, and one vote against, so yes.

[Illven]

Egypt, take your turn.

[Comrade]

Sorry for the delay y'all-- wanted to be sure we're all still actually on board with continuing before I took my turn.

[Illven]

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"So, Don Montezuma wants me to give you the grand tour see, so that's what we're going to do see."



"This is uh, where we make uh pizza's and such. It's an important part of our culture......"
"You want to... uh... go back.... where the pizza's are made..... Sorry bub, can't uh.... let you do that.... Trade secrets and all that...."



"Brazil. Yeah, see. They fell down a flight of stairs, see. We got that, whadjya call it, Plausible denial-ability."


"Our plans? Well Don Montezuma did say I should try to answer any questions from you specifically. So see, we're hoping to find a city state see, and impress upon it how nice it is, and how much of a shame it would be if anything ever happened to it, and that it would be better for everyone if it would give us it's builders so that we could keep them safe, see."

[Illven]

Egypt, turn!!!!

[Comrade]

I thought I'd come across another player and got all excited. It was just barbarians. It's lonely in my little corner of the world.

[Illven]

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"Yeah, see. Don Montezuma said we should have a code. Something to make us better then other... I mean unrelated criminal scum. We're going to call it Omerta. No talking about the business, with someone outside the business."

"Oh you? You're like an honorary, respectable business partner, see"



"Yeah, here at Maifoso's Pizzahut, we respect the god of Pizza's see."



"Hey, Tribal village. Those are some pretty nice huts you've got there. You should uh.... give us some slaves and we'll protect the huts, see."



"Now see. OUR TOTALLY PAID WORKERS,tm. Will be getting that pasture online. Then maybe we'll see about buying out to the truffles."



"Now when we send out our settlers, see. We don't wanna send them out, unescorted. That way no other civ can impress upon us what a shame it'd be for something to happen to it."



"Yeah, yeah. Nan Modol or whatever. Now how does the name, Pinata sound?"



"Yeah, Foreign trade see. Taking stuff from others, see."

[Illven]

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"Now see. We can tell there's another tribe see. Don Montezuma thinks they're Chinese, see."

"Also we impressed upon Pinata how good it would be for both of us, if they gave us a war force."

[Illven]

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[OOC Note. It is China. 8 tiles from my cap. Looks like they are about to have a lil accident. ]

Blood and thunder!

[Illven]

tvtyrant, take your turn

[Tvtyrant]

tvtyrant, take your turn

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JK, thank you for the reminder. The game isn't showing me the little exclamation mark for some reason.

[Illven]

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"So you come here. To Maifoso's pizza hut. To my home, on the day of my daughter's wedding, looking for an introduction?"

"What have you done to deserve an introduction? You've never invited me to your capital, your home for a cup of orange juice. You've never offered me fine German Chocolates. I've heard little of these fine German Diamonds that my people claim your people love."

"But here in Maifoso's pizza hut. We are patient people, so I will give you this introduction, on the day of my daughter's wedding. It is I. Don Montezuma"

~Don Montezuma.

[DataNinja]

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Well.... congratulations on this joyous occasion?

Look, the house right now is frankly a mess, and there are barbarians all over the place. I can't exactly have guests over while they spill everything everywhere.

[Illven]

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"If you had offered me friendship, then if by chance you had made an enemy of the barbarians, then they would be in fact my enemy too, ya see. And they would be very afraid to be your enemies see."

"Let's start working on our friendship. What can you in fact offer me, for fine Mafioso's oranges. They go great on Pizza's."

~Don Montezuma.

[DataNinja]

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As I mentioned, the barbarians have currently been knocking everything over. There's not exactly been any opportunity to get anything built.

(Also, did I accidentally refuse your delegation? I could have sworn I'd accepted it...)

[Illven]

Spoiler: DataNinja;Germany

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[OOC I don't know, I'll check on my turn and if not just resend it. I'm just roleplaying right now.

[DataNinja]

Spoiler: Illven

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(Ah, okay. I was worried that I hit something I didn't mean to, because apparently that's what I keep doing.)

[Illven]

Spoiler: RayGallade;Scythia

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"Hey, we see ya to the north. Welcome to Stairwell, where you can find the finest staircases to buy in the whole wide world.

Just don't ask about their fatality rate see, that wouldn't go well for ya see."

"And while you're here, can I interest you in some fine Maifoso's pigs? Make ya people real happy see. Cheap price see. Oh, and where are my manners, you can refer to me as Don Montezuma."

~Don Montezuma

[RayGallade]

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Well, hello Don Montezuma. My scouts have just delivered your message. We would be happy to join you in Stairwell. My people only first wish to know if there is horse parking there. After all, we have traveled far to the south to meet you. We would invite you to join us in The Frozen North, but it might be a little chilly for your people.