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2007-10-28, 10:10 AM (ISO 8601)Dwarf in the Playground
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Gender
What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10...kaze_squirrel/
did the squirrel get 3 naturals 20's or 3 natural 1's ? (as in the house rule)
I can't decide.
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2007-10-28, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- London, England.
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
Obviously, a wizard researched and cast the homebrew spell Flaming Squirrel Strike.
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2007-10-28, 10:25 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- Location
- A long time ago in a ... well, you get the idea.
- Gender
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
I would say the Squirrel had rolled 20's on the chewing, rolled a 1 on the Fort save for massive damage, and then a 20 on the kamikaze strike.
Funny, I always figured I'd be killed by a paladin.
So, what you're saying is we rolled a 1 on our credit check?
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2007-10-28, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Location
- Croatia
- Gender
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
Let us observe a moment of solemn silence for the squirrel.
Apart from many natural 20s (on Fortitude vs. Massive damage too), nothing to add but it's the best news report ever - thanks for linking
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2007-10-28, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
- Location
- Flawse Fell, Geordieland
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
Squirrel fumbled its Knowledge:Electrical Engineering roll and decided "power lines = delicious good eats."
Nom nom nom....BZZZZZT!
Then squirrel fumbled its Fort save against massive electrical damage.
Then squirrel caught fire for annoying the DM.
Then squirrel took extra "insult to injury" falling damage.
Then the 'unattended object' car fumbled its save against flaming plummeting squirrel (no one and nothing has DR/flaming plummeting squirrel).
Last edited by bosssmiley; 2007-10-28 at 12:54 PM.
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2007-10-28, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)Orc in the Playground
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Location
- U.S.A
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
"Flaming Squirrels fall, everybody dies."
"We are all responsible for everybody."
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2007-10-28, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- Brazil
- Gender
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
I think he damaged the engine, and caused a retributive strike.
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2007-10-28, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Location
- The Land of Cleves
- Gender
Re: What happend here in Dnd 3.5 terms?
It was obviously an awakened squirrel, who had taken levels in Elemental Savant.
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