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    Quote Originally Posted by Misereor View Post
    Time for some cringeworthy viking puns!

    The Fenris Wolf, the Midgard Serpent, and the Goddess Hel all had huge cosmological significance.
    But their father was low key.

    "Hello! Are you a goddess of love?"
    "I'm a Freya not."

    "Hello! Are you the goddess of spring?"
    "Idunn? No!"

    Why don't frost giants sail in longships?
    They don't know how to Thrym them!

    So why was Njord the god of the sea?
    Unlike the giants, he Noatun or two about ships.
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    1) What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

    2) What were Rene Descartes' last words?
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    1)Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar

    2) I think not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astral Avenger View Post
    What were Rene Descartes' last words?
    Dangit, I was just about to tell my equine joke, but now it's ruined. Everyone knows you don't put Descartes before the horse!
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    The casting choices of the new Mario movie. There, I told one.

    Q: How did the memelord make people laugh?
    A: They didn't.

    Why was the comments section used with a puppy to build an electricity generator?
    Because its always negative.

    why did the content creator use a mouse to fish?
    for the clickbait

    what did the angry internet person do when their lightbulb went out?
    blame the people they hate anyways.

    how many internet people does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Three. A Pro-lightbulb fan to blame anti-lightbulbers, an anti-lightbulb fan to blame pro-lightbulbers, and a third to makes memes about the lightbulb being out.
    I'm also on discord as "raziere". Hate is a chain, free yourself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    The casting choices of the new Mario movie. There, I told one.

    Q: How did the memelord make people laugh?
    A: They didn't.

    Why was the comments section used with a puppy to build an electricity generator?
    Because its always negative.

    why did the content creator use a mouse to fish?
    for the clickbait

    what did the angry internet person do when their lightbulb went out?
    blame the people they hate anyways.

    how many internet people does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Three. A Pro-lightbulb fan to blame anti-lightbulbers, an anti-lightbulb fan to blame pro-lightbulbers, and a third to makes memes about the lightbulb being out.
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    Are you doing okay, right now? You seem angry.
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    the Vector Legion [is the IFCC's new pawns], mark my words. Way too much unfinished business there and they already know about the Gates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyraltari View Post
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    Are you doing okay, right now? You seem angry.
    Nice set up. the punchline is that I'm not angry, I'm just experimenting with new forms of jokes. the internet and its tendencies need to be made fun of in general. these are just patterns and tendencies I've observed over years of being online and trying to put them into joke form so that people understand the absurdity they are in.

    clearly the experiment was a failure if I mistaken for angry.
    Last edited by Lord Raziere; 2021-09-26 at 03:41 PM.
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    "Your dog ate your programming homework?"
    "It took him a couple bytes."
    It's hard to forgive those who have wronged you but every moment you don't is another they have hurt you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BisectedBrioche View Post
    Did you hear about the most popular Norse God? Top Tyr!
    Roughly remembered pun from The Sandman:
    "So the god of Thunder has a romantic tryst with a young lady, at the end of which he tells her "I am Thor!"
    She replies: "You're sore? I can hardly walk!"

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