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Thread: Tell A Joke!
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2021-09-23, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm not sure about living in Switzerland, but the flag is a big plus.
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2021-09-26, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Night Vale
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1) What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?
2) What were Rene Descartes' last words?
Spoiler: Answer1)Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar
2) I think not!Avatar by TheGiant
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2021-09-26, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Washington D.C.
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2021-09-26, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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The casting choices of the new Mario movie. There, I told one.
Q: How did the memelord make people laugh?
A: They didn't.
Why was the comments section used with a puppy to build an electricity generator?
Because its always negative.
why did the content creator use a mouse to fish?
for the clickbait
what did the angry internet person do when their lightbulb went out?
blame the people they hate anyways.
how many internet people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. A Pro-lightbulb fan to blame anti-lightbulbers, an anti-lightbulb fan to blame pro-lightbulbers, and a third to makes memes about the lightbulb being out.
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2021-09-26, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2017
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- France
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Forum Wisdom
Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-09-26, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Nice set up. the punchline is that I'm not angry, I'm just experimenting with new forms of jokes. the internet and its tendencies need to be made fun of in general. these are just patterns and tendencies I've observed over years of being online and trying to put them into joke form so that people understand the absurdity they are in.
clearly the experiment was a failure if I mistaken for angry.Last edited by Lord Raziere; 2021-09-26 at 03:41 PM.
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2021-09-26, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- The Primus Imperium
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"Your dog ate your programming homework?"
"It took him a couple bytes."Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
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2021-10-07, 08:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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2021-11-05, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2021
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why couldn't the criminal eat his favorite food?
the judge said "no peas for the wicked"
ill show myself the door
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2021-11-07, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Some rainly old island
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Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2021-11-09, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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I stream RPG sessions, campaign preparation, and world-building via my Twitch Channel and upload them to my Youtube Channel.
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2021-11-10, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Da Goof (x3)..Is On Fire!
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2021-11-24, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2021
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here is a 40k joke
an inquisitor, an ork and an eldar all walk into a bar
HERESY!
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2021-12-26, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Germany
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Why did the halfling call it quits with his warforged girlfriend?
Because she was too high maintenance...
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2022-01-16, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Belgium
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-To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches
-cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
-alarm clocks: because every morning should start with a heart attack.Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-02-12, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a carrot up his nose, a banana in his right ear and a cucumber in his left ear.
"What's wrong with me?" he asks.
The doctor replies: "You're not eating properly."
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2022-02-21, 04:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
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2022-02-25, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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How do you tell the difference between a DnD player, a Skyrim player and a Dark souls player?
The first kills you then takes your stuff, the second takes your stuff then kills you, and the third takes your stuff then dies.
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2022-03-10, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- California
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What does Clark Kent have in his bathroom?
SpoilerThe Superbowl
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2022-04-16, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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"Ah naal nathrack, uthe be bethutte, doth el envay!" - Hodor
I am ArlEammon. I've been here since 2004, but I've lost access to my other account.
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2022-04-16, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The Primus Imperium
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This one's stolen.
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There's this cruise ship, out in the pacific with this magician. And this magician was really good at magic tricks and illusions. But the captain of the boat had a parrot, and he loved to bring the parrot to the shows, and the parrot would ruin every trick by going "it's in his hat! BRAAWWWK" "he put it up his sleeve! BRAAWWWK" etc. This went on for a while until one day the magician got fed up and threw his microphone at the bird. He missed, and accidentally started a fire. The boat exploded and the only two survivors were the magician and the parrot. The two of them were floating on a piece of driftwood, and then the parrot says:
"Alright I give up, where's the damn ship?"Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
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2022-04-16, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Washington D.C.
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2022-04-16, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
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"Ain't no party like a Donner party cause a Donner party... Where's Bob?"
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-04-16, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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"Hey I just fought a guy named Kenshiro, poked me a lot of times then said I won a Darwin award! I'm so happy I never won an award before, but I'm wondering where it is."
Last edited by Lord Raziere; 2022-04-16 at 08:59 PM.
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2022-04-16, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Washington D.C.
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2022-04-16, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2022-04-22, 07:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Once a cat and a dog fight over swimming in the lake, meanwhile a any cross their way and said you do fight I am going to take a shower ahhahahahahahahahaa
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2022-04-24, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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You can hear the blood in your veins if you...
...listen varicosely
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2022-04-24, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- The Primus Imperium
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No joke, there's also a soundless chamber that muffles ambient sound to such a degree you can hear the blood moving in your veins and can only barely hear yourself talk. It's apparently incredibly uncomfortable and people can only stand being there for so long.
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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a banana?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Well I'm not sending you to the grocery store, then!"Hate me if you want. But that's your issue to fix, not mine.
Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo.
When Gods Go To War comes out March 8th
Discord: HalfTangible
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2022-04-24, 11:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Anechoic chambers. There are actually several, but one particular one is open to the public. Due to how we generally sense, according to reports it's not uncomfortable so much as generally disorienting (I believe most anechoic chambers are dark, due to lighting constraints to keep things in the negative decibel range). From what I've heard, anyone who wants to be in for more than a half hour is highly advised to sit or lie down, and the longest anyone has been in one at one location has been about an hour.
ETA: Also, some people with certain conditions actually find it peaceful, apparently.Last edited by Peelee; 2022-04-24 at 11:55 AM.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2