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2020-11-19, 02:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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I think this thread has made reading snarky reviews of bad modules my new favorite hobby.
Clearly this is for when the lich gets bored.
Now I kinda want to make a character that specializes in snakes. Snake whip, snake club, throwing snakes... the possibilities are endless.Last edited by Batcathat; 2020-11-19 at 05:06 AM.
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2020-11-19, 09:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Talk about an over powered build
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2020-11-19, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst module you've ever seen?
The Cranky Gamer
*It isn't realism, it's verisimilitude; the appearance of truth within the framework of the game.
*Picard management tip: Debate honestly. The goal is to arrive at the truth, not at your preconception.
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*The One Deck Engine: Gaming on a budget
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2020-11-20, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst module you've ever seen?
I think we have yet to touch rock-bottom.
let me try:
Empty Threats, an adventure for Chtulhutech.
The GM is instructed to pick a victim among the PCs. The victim will be abducted, no matter what - the GM is encouraged to use every tool in their toolbox to make sure that this happens. The abducters donīt have stats but they would not really be relevant, as they are considered to have perfect knowledge of the victimīs habits and routine and can plan the perfect abduction.
The victim has been chosen, in universe, at random - so there is not even the chance that the characters would even have a hint to prepare for it.
Iīm going to gloss over what happens to the victim after the abduction, and what the victim has to witness being done to the other people who have been abducted, but know that if is inhumane, gross, unnecessarily graphic, orrifying and degrading it is included.
Meanwhile the rest of the party will try to find their missing companion, right? the module says that whatever they try, it fails. The kidnappers have studied medicine and criminology for years, so you see, itīs impossible to find them. Not even an impossibly hard roll - they just cannot succeed, no matter how clever they are. Until they get ther lucky break, in the form of a mysterious phone call, that tells them where the victim has been taken.
They get there and can free the victim. The module says that the villains should make it back to their hideout when the party is there to free their companion, but otherwise leaves it up to the GM what happens - they are not given stats, and they are not a treat in a direct confrontation. There is some more handwavey description of what happens if the PC give chase if the villains flee, call the authorities, etc.
Paltry rewards are given, the end.
This is not an adventure, this is (at most) a backstory setting the mood for the setting. No chance to avoid abduction, no chance to solve the mistery before the lucky break, no meaningful confrontation at any stage.Hector Morris Ashburnum-Whit - Curse of the Crimson Throne - IC / OoC
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2020-11-20, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Cranky Gamer
*It isn't realism, it's verisimilitude; the appearance of truth within the framework of the game.
*Picard management tip: Debate honestly. The goal is to arrive at the truth, not at your preconception.
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*The One Deck Engine: Gaming on a budget
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Re: Worst module you've ever seen?
this is where it hits rock bottom for me. anyone who's ever studied anything for years will know limited that concept it.
i mean, those game designers have studied how to write a module for years, it's impossible for them to make a crappy one, isn't it?
by the way, if the players cannot do anything, what are they supposed to do with the module besides answering the mystery call?In memory of Evisceratus: he dreamed of a better world, but he lacked the class levels to make the dream come true.
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2020-11-20, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Indeed. There's padding an adventure with meaningless busy work and then there's literally not being able to do anything meaningful at all (yet somehow it's even worse for the kidnapped character, who presumably can't even try to do anything but getting grossed out).
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2020-11-20, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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The module makes a concession that an extremely clever and resourceful victim could escape their cage - no further details on how this could come to pass though.
Just to give an idea of the level of resourcefulness this requires: the cage is too small for standing up or laying down, laced with barbed wire all around, made of steel, and locked with a 4 digit padlock that locks itself for 20 minutes if the wrong code is punched in 3 times in a row. The captors shock the victims with a stungun before taking them out of the cage. The victim is of course naked. More thought has been put into this setup than in the rest of the module.
if somehow the victim manages to get free, the GM should have that coincide with the group finding the hideout and helping the victim out.
The rest of the party, on the other hand, can try what they want, but any avenue of investigation will just fail. They don't know that, of course, so they are still supposed to try to rescue their friend.
As I said, rock bottom!Hector Morris Ashburnum-Whit - Curse of the Crimson Throne - IC / OoC
Bosek of Kuru - A Falling Star - IC / OoC
Gifu Lavoi - Heritage of Kings - IC / OoC
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2020-11-20, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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So the character who pretty much can't do anything in-character is technically allowed to accomplish something while the characters who have endless possibilities in-character aren't allowed to actually accomplish anything? Man, this is an impressive combination of screwing everyone over in and out of character.
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2020-11-21, 09:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst module you've ever seen?
Actually, other than the fact that apparently the module writer doesn't understand basic concepts like "agency" or "understanding", my personal "rock bottom" here is that they think that an understanding of *medicine* will help them get away with an abduction.
Or maybe we're being too hard on them. Maybe this is a pure *role-playing* module, where the point of the setup isn't actually *engaging* the setup, it's role-playing what your characters *do* and *feel* in that setup.
Yeah, that's it.
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2020-11-21, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Worst module you've ever seen?
Uhm?
Understanding human physiology and how to drug someone safely are absolutely gonna be important if you want to abduct someone without them waking up in the middle of the kidnapping attempt? Like, this module is... bad. But I don't see how medical knowledge helping you kidnap someone is a particularly smoothbrained moment.
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2020-11-21, 11:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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DrMartin's description seems to imply that the module states that knowledge of medicine is among the factors that will allow them to get away with kidnapping (or to be undetectable in general). Your example demonstrates that it is technically true, but I do not see people normally using "it allows X questionable activity to be undetectable" as equivalent to "it allows X questionably activity to happen".
But that's arguing semantics about the text I have not seen.
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2020-11-21, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-11-21, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, it being stated as the "logic" behind "why the PCs cannot possibly find the kidnappers" makes no sense.
They have Druid "traceless step"? They have a ShadowRun cleansing spell? They are Vecna-blooded? I can at least see *why* someone would (wrongly) believe that it would be *impossible* for anyone to find the missing PC.
But "I know karate, you can't find me"? Lol nope.
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2020-11-22, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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I still think that "A knowledge of medicine will help you get away with kidnapping, potentially avoiding leaving as much evidence as is needed to track you down" is the least weird thing out of all the weird things that have been brought up about the module, even if it's a little questionable how much it would help.
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2020-11-22, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Really? I was being facetious; I wasn't aware that there were beings who grokked role-playing, but not Agency, let alone that they might have any prominence.
So, are there any (3rd party?) Cthultech modules which might be suitable for younger audiences?
I could buy "highly knowledgeable in *forensics* and *forensic medicine*" and "the target was knocked out by drugs" as a set of criteria that would greatly increase the difficulty of advancing certain avenues of evidence.
But that does nothing about the tracking device I have implanted in each pilot, or the security cameras, or the tire tracks, or witnesses, or
So telling me that my mom (who is a nurse) went along, therefore the crime is unsolvable? Yeah, no.
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2020-11-22, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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In memory of Evisceratus: he dreamed of a better world, but he lacked the class levels to make the dream come true.
Ridiculous monsters you won't take seriously even as they disembowel you
my take on the highly skilled professional: the specialized expert
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2020-11-23, 04:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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For me, it looks like
"I improvised a scenario for my gaming session, in which I abducted the cleverer PC that started to feel too invulnerable to my taste. I've constantly added new protections to his cage as he was trying to get out, because I wanted him to be saved by the others (he still eventually managed to get out in the end).
The others did not get a lot of good idea, and failed at their few good ideas, so I had to give them a mystery call to guide them to the solution at the end of the session.
Now, since I'm paid to write a module, I just need to write down this plot and ensure the PCs cannot deviate from it, otherwise I would need to ... gasp ... give stats to my NPCs."Last edited by MoiMagnus; 2020-11-23 at 04:52 AM.
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2020-11-23, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-11-23, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Because, if you give stats to your NPCs, then your PCs might want to *gasp* pull off a successful abduction of their own!
Giving these NPCs stats would be like giving the players actual target numbers, or rules! We can't have that.
Huh. OK, how about a "not *just* giant robots" game / system that might be kid-friendly? There's definite interest in giant robots (Battletech), and in magical things does adding in "age-appropriate" return the empty set? I was going to research Cthulhu tech, but I guess that's a fall.
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2020-11-23, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mutants and Masterminds had a Mecha source book, and is as kid friendly as any d20 system can be. But thats more of a generic cop-out than a specialized system.
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2020-11-24, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2020-11-24, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Some adventures of Chtulhutech arenīt horrible. Most of them are, though. And even if leaving out the gross side dressing of carnal violence, racism, mysoginy, body horror etc that is present in most of the writing, they are bad because most of them give you no real chance to do anything meaningful, in a 90īs metaplot kind of way, while some of them wonīt let you to do anything *at all* like the one I summarized above.
Iīm going from memory, but most of them are at the human (investigator) or super-human (tagers, which are like eldritch guyvers) level - canīt recall adventures with mechas. But maybe is just some defense mechanism in my braincells :)
Itīs a shame the gameīs mechanics are bleh and the writing is so gross, because the setting idea is great and the art is really good. The mecha design was also to my likings - too bad the mechanics were really bland. The stats of the mechas didnīt support what they were supposed to do in-universe, for one (as in mech X was developed as a counter to mech Y...except the rules didnīt agree with those statements, almost never, at all).
The mechas were given point costs too, to make it more like a skirmish game than an rpg - as if the system didnīt suffer already enough from a core concept too thinly diluted already.
I would second the suggestion to try Lancer - magic exists in the setting, even though the mechanics for it are left quite blank in a "you can fluff your character signature abilities as magic, if you like, sure" - unless that has changed lately, I havenīt checked the product line in quite a while. But magic aside the mecha design is great.
Dragonmech is a setting for dnd 3.5 where the dwarves build giant robots (one is as big as a city) to defend against creepy moon dragons. hell yeah.
Adeptus Evangelion takes the system of dark heresy and tries to give you teenage existential drama with giant robots.
The mecha genre really forces you to ask what aspects you wanna focus on though: the pilots and their relationships, the mecha and the balttes? Itīs hard to find something that does both.Last edited by DrMartin; 2020-11-24 at 02:53 PM.
Hector Morris Ashburnum-Whit - Curse of the Crimson Throne - IC / OoC
Bosek of Kuru - A Falling Star - IC / OoC
Gifu Lavoi - Heritage of Kings - IC / OoC
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2020-11-24, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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The magic (which is mostly just parallel-dimension math demons) is not an integral part of any adventure, and so can pretty much be ignored as background noise if you want. So, don't need to worry about that, if you just want mechs smashing at people in even the default setting. It's a tight series of rules, and is a lot of fun to play. Even if you refluff it. (I have a friend who ran Lancer refluffed as magical girls, and it went amazingly well, apparently.)
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And it's by the guy who made Kill Six Billion Demons, so the art is excellent too. (If you like the style.)
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2020-12-10, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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So, it looks like Ed Greenwood produced *at least* two more published modules: The Endless Stair, and Haunted Halls of Eveningstar.
Has anyone ever played / read either, to know if they're as bad as Halls of the High King?