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2020-09-29, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
Huh. It looks like worms don't exist in DND; there is mention of fishing hooks, but no mention of worms, at least based on a cursory search. I'd remembered there was fishing gear, so I thought it would mention the use of bait, but it seems everyone fly fishes (that's the term for fishing without bait, right?). The trick still works with any other more or less helpless creatures, such as toads, but that is interesting to see.
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2020-09-29, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
You can gorge yourself on worms (or rats, or toads, or vipers). The question is whether you can eat 4x your hit dice in 7 minutes.
the nearest comparison I can find is a pathfinder feat for Ogres:
Originally Posted by Gluttonous Gobbler
Size and HD are not completely correlated. But a pile of rats, at 1/4 hit dice, is still 4(rats per hit dice)X20(HD eaten per HD gained)x21HD you want to gain), is 1680 rats you would have to eat in 7 minutes.
If an average rat is about a pound, that 1680 pounds of rats you would have to eat.
Originally Posted by Dusk Giant (HoH 148)
Gaining just those first 6 HD would require eating 480 pounds of rats; more than your own body weight.
No creature, without being specifically described as having this awesome ability, can eat more than its own bodyweight in 7 minutes.
Your best bet is still eating intelligent creatures (5HD/HD gained, instead of 20HD/HD gained). But your exalted bard isn't going to help you do that.Spoiler: Avatar & Iron Chef AwardsAwesome Dragonfire Bard Avatar by Oneris. A detailed version is here.
Iron Chef awards:
IC C Swiftblade: Honorable Mention for Pahika Kanikani, the Wardancer
IC CII Blade Dancer: Silver for Hu Tiaowu, the Jungle Guardian
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2020-09-29, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
It lets Ogres emulate the "swallow whole" ability; it does not imply that this is all the ogre can eat. In fact, that isn't even necessarily all the ogre can eat in one round, especially if we are consuming creatures even smaller than that. As such, there is still no RAW limit on how many HD you are allowed to eat in one sitting.
This is definitely the road to killing catgirls instead of following RAW, but I'll bite. Toads are also 1/4 HD, and they are diminuitive. The average toad is 3/4ths of an ounce, or a little less than 5% of a pound. That's 84 pounds for the entire set of HD based on your calculations, or about 12 pounds/minute. Definitely do-able, especially considering the dusk giant-bard grows exponentially as it eats, capping out at 20 feet tall and 12,000 pounds.
I'm not even certain that is barred in 3.5 for humans, but fortunately we don't have to do that.
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2020-09-30, 11:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
This sounds more plausible in my opinion. But even if it wasn't getting a Persistent spell would give you all day to eat.
I find it very amusing that a very theoretical discussion of how to Optimize Bardic Music, turns into a discussion on how much worms you can eat in 7 minutes. Even the more realistic toads make me sick. But let's just eat that much frogs instead, with french fries, oyster sauce, ketchup and tabasco. You will need a giant barbeque and at least 2 chefs, but it could clearly be done.
Now eating 420 HD of catgirls, in 7 minutes, that's what I call a challenge!
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2020-09-30, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-10-02, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2020-10-03, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
I have to say I'm not convinced Music of the Gods is doing much at all. Yes, you can Inspire your undead friends and greenbound summons, but you can do that with Requiem and Green Ear, and with much less cheese. Your chances of affecting normally-immune creatures with bardic music that allows a save is often very low, and the effects aren't usually powerful enough to really matter anyway. If you want to cheese out your bardic music with epic feats, pick up Epic Inspiration and stack it with Dragonfire Inspiration, Song of the White Raven, Words of Creation, inspirational boost, mwk war horn, and badge of valour to grant all allies +18d6 sonic damage to each attack and +18 to attack and damage rolls, all at level 8. Cast creaking cacophony while you're at it. Discourage enemy spellcasters by adding 100+ damage to each AoO they take.
As for Sublime Chord: yes, it's well known that it takes bard up a tier.Spoiler: Collectible nice thingsMy incarnate/crusader. A self-healing crowd-control melee build (ECL 8).
My Ruby Knight Vindicator barsader. A party-buffing melee build (ECL 14).
Doctor Despair's and my all-natural approach to necromancy.
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2020-10-03, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
I don't know if I'd even really say that. You need to be a Bard to get in, but once you do Bard isn't bringing anything to the table. It's not like how being a Rainbow Servant gives you a bunch of spell knowledge because you are a Warmage. The best Sublime Chord build has 1 level of Bard, and would have zero if it was allowed to (Wizard 5/Bard 1/Incantatrix 4/Sublime Chord 1/Ultimate Magus 9).
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2020-10-04, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: How Far Can We Optimize Bardic Music?
I agree that bard class features are somewhat outshone by Sublime Chord casting, but that only shows how SC takes bard up a tier, doesn't it? If you're a bard (or other tier 3 caster, sure) and take Sublime Chord, you (probably, almost inevitably) end up with a tier 2 build. That you can get more power by being a wizard instead of a bard is a given, but not really relevant to the SC-bard interaction.
Spoiler: Collectible nice thingsMy incarnate/crusader. A self-healing crowd-control melee build (ECL 8).
My Ruby Knight Vindicator barsader. A party-buffing melee build (ECL 14).
Doctor Despair's and my all-natural approach to necromancy.
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2020-10-04, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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