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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish Europeans and Americans would stop complaining about each others' units of measurement.

    Granted, but it has a weakness. If a Rhesus Monkey with a Kazoo ever plays God Save The Queen within earshot, it will disintegrate into a vaporizing puddle of acid.
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    I wish for Queen Elizabeth II to be immortal.

    Granted, but now the United Kingdom is invaded by a horde of monkeys able to reproduce the song "God Save the Queen" on kazoos. The monkeys are observed to be Pan troglodytes.

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    I wish for a bong.

    Granted, but every time you use it, a cute animal dies somewhere in the world.
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    I wish for some device capable of spawning ugly animals.

    Granted, but now you have lost the sense of taste.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish hospital food tasted better.

    Granted, but it leads to Tom Green making a Hollywood comeback.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for my own movie production studio.

    Granted, but the stench ... Oh my god, the stench!

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    I wish for a lifetime supply of fine cheese.

    Granted! I built it out of toothpicks and marshmallows.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    I wish for a space elevator connecting Earth to Moon.

    Granted, but now there are chickens EVERYWHERE.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    I wish I lived in The Zelda-verse.

    Granted But now a God of monster-girls will be hunting you.

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    I wish cat girls were a thing.

    Granted, but now there is an invasion of musk rats.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    I wish this cattail overgrowth would just go away.

    Granted, but a small (sometimes poisonous) creature will bite your shins whenever you use it.
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    I wish for snakeskin boots.

    Granted! It never stops ringing!
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    I wish this thread were inserted into the vending machine.

    Granted, but it takes you with it.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish that COVID could spontaneously be eradicated from the planet.

    Granted - you go to prison for the rest of your life.

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    I want to have the best game of Monopoly EVAAAAH!

    Granted, but you won't be able to pet kittens and pups anymore.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I wish I had guns for- oh. Oh! Noooooooo

    Granted, but it ceases to exist after about 15 seconds and leaves a huge crater behind.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    I wish for an indestructible 30 foot tall mecha with laser guns in its arms, x-ray vision videocameras on its head, ion thrusters in its boots that allow it to accelerate to relativistic speeds in 2 seconds, and a battery with infinite energy to power all this.

    Granted but raccoons with pickaxes break in and steal it.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for a vault full of Cheez-its.

    Granted, but it only works on eels.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish I had Aquaman's ability to telepathically communicate with marine life.

    Granted, but then a volcano erupts and you die in the pyroclastic flow.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    I wish I was fireproof

    Granted, but whenever you try to share that information, all you can do is sing Baby Shark
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish that I would always be aware of any shark attacks that will occur within 1 hour that are within 100 km of me.

    Granted, but it's calibrated in fortnights per furlong.

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    I wish for a "reverse tachymeter" that gives a reading of the reciprocal of speed, but not in hours per mile. Also, the International System can't be used.

    I wish for the FFF system to be the only accepted measurement system worldwide.

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    I wish for you to wish for the FFF system to be the only accepted measurement system worldwide.

    Granted! It's really sticky and the bright colors stain your clothes.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for a friendly and affectionate pet slime.

    Granted but the incessant whirling is making your head spin.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    I wish for a cotton candy machine.

    Granted. You're taken there and you can't come back.

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    I wish to go to in person school.

    Granted, but it begins playing your least favorite song on repeat with no way of turning it off.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I wish for a roommate who can cook.

    Granted! It itches terribly and you can't sleep.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    I wish for a pillow.

    Granted, but you can't take it off.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I wish for Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

    Granted, but you can only ever go backward.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    I Wish to be able to walk.

    Granted! But, it's blue, with pink dots makes it absolutely terrible for what it was supposed to be used for.

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