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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a lifetime supply of potato chips.

    Granted, but it is really 40 squirrels disguised in a trench coat.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2018

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    Granted, but it is really 40 squirrels disguised in a trench coat.
    I wish I had a girlfriend with fashion taste

    Granted, but it destroys your house.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

    Join Date
    Sep 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I Wish for a puppy.

    Granted! Except, it constantly says in the most annoying voice unimaginable "Hey, Hey Listen!" Constantly, and continually. You can never block that noise, as it pierces through the silence of space directly into your and everyone else's skull.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Cicciograna's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for somebody who could warn me if additional pylons are needed, or if my Vespene gas supply is sufficient for the required task.

    Granted, but now you can always feel your tongue.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to be able to comprehensibly talk with animals.

    Granted, but your fingers are swapped with your toes.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2018

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    Granted, but your fingers are swapped with your toes.
    I wish my feet weren't so ugly.

    Granted, but you vomit.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jul 2008

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for an obvious acid. (Surely I'll get a different result this time!)

    Granted! It assembles itself out of garbage in the middle of the ocean.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to witness my perfect self.

    Granted! Unfortunately, it's horribly toxic to humans.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to create the tastiest sandwich in the history of the world.

    Granted, but it stars Pauly Shore and Tommy Wiseau.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to produce a movie that has Nicholas Cage in a supporting role.

    Granted, but it's really awkward to host it with with your mother-in-law there ... watching ... judging.

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