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    Pixie in the Playground
    Join Date
    Jan 2016

    Default Reverse Wish Corruption

    You post the corruption and then the next player posts a wish that would receive that corruption.

    Example:

    Player 1: Granted but it's poisonous.

    Player 2: I wish for a delicious mushroom.
    Ganted but it explodes when you use it.

    Player 3: I wish for a shotgun...

    To start out:

    Granted but it falls on you.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to see the ISS

    Granted, but you get caught

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Dire Moose's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    Arizona
    Gender
    Intersex

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I was a Pokémon.

    Granted, but it’s sabotaged and explodes when you try to use it.
    LGBTitp
    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

    Join Date
    Aug 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for my very own time machine.

    Granted, but you have to use it in front of your mother.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for an online dating service that actually finds your perfect partner.

    Granted, but it hates your guts.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

    Join Date
    Jun 2018
    Location
    Belgium
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to have a kraken.

    Granted, but I hope you like being in the middle of the Sahara.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to be away from people so I can relax by myself for awhile.

    Granted, but it tastes like rancid butter.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a new car.

    Granted, but the lights don't work.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a trip in a bathysphere.

    Granted, but they're secretly your long lost sibling.

    -------

    @Gravitron, a car that tastes like rancid butter? I think you got mixed up with your own twisted response

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

    Join Date
    Aug 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a girlfriend who loves me with all her heart.

    Granted, but its sole desire is to murder your family.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a girlfriend who loves me with all her heart.

    Granted, but it's two sizes too small.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a working Iron Man suit.

    Granted, but it's full of bloodthirsty goblins.

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    Pixie in the Playground
    Join Date
    Jan 2016

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish there was a cave nearby to provide shelter from the windstorm.

    Granted, but while you're busy with that, the soldiers arrive and now you're surrounded.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    I wish there was a cave nearby to provide shelter from the windstorm.

    Granted, but while you're busy with that, the soldiers arrive and now you're surrounded.
    I wish I get into the cockpit of a real, working X-wing.

    Granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay and stars Pauly Shore.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

    Join Date
    Aug 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a movie adaptation of my favorite series.

    Granted, but looking at it drives you insane.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to see how and why the universe began.

    Granted, but it is possessed by a malign intelligence that devotes itself to making your life miserable.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a cat.

    Granted, but it's smaller on the inside.

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    Pixie in the Playground
    Join Date
    Jan 2016

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I like small cars so I wish for a Kei car with a frame that's just big enough for me and another passenger, for better maneuverability in narrow streets and tight parking lots.

    Granted but you are the first person thrown out the airlock in the search for imposters.
    Last edited by bug_sniper; 2020-11-10 at 02:47 PM.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

    Join Date
    Aug 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for my own space station that I can retreat to in times of trouble and strife.

    Granted, but every time you use it a year is drained from your lifespan.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for an eternal wand of Heal.

    Granted, but it explodes in your face

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    Dwarf in the Playground
    Join Date
    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a coconut cream pie.

    Granted, but there are far too many tentacles.

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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

    Join Date
    Jun 2018
    Location
    Belgium
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to see a rare deepsea octopus

    granted, but it will only go 5mph.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a shiny new electric car.

    Granted, but you become too weak to use it.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for an enchanted dumbbell that increases my strength by 10% with every single repetition.

    Granted, but the cat will never let you use it.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Pixie in the Playground
    Join Date
    Jan 2016

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a ball of indestructible yarn that knits into bulletproof sweaters.

    Granted, but every keyboard on the planet spontaneously disintegrates.

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    Ogre in the Playground
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Gender
    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to be able to type faster than anyone ever in history.

    Granted, but only you can see it and no one will ever believe you.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

    Join Date
    Aug 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I had a friend.

    Granted, but an elder god eats your soul.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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