Reverse Wish Corruption

[bug_sniper]

You post the corruption and then the next player posts a wish that would receive that corruption.

Example:

Player 1: Granted but it's poisonous.

Player 2: I wish for a delicious mushroom.
Ganted but it explodes when you use it.

Player 3: I wish for a shotgun...

To start out:

Granted but it falls on you.

[paddyfool]

I wish to see the ISS

Granted, but you get caught

[Dire Moose]

I wish I was a Pokémon.

Granted, but it’s sabotaged and explodes when you try to use it.

[The Outsider]

I wish for my very own time machine.

Granted, but you have to use it in front of your mother.

[paddyfool]

I wish for an online dating service that actually finds your perfect partner.

Granted, but it hates your guts.

[farothel]

I wish to have a kraken.

Granted, but I hope you like being in the middle of the Sahara.

[Velaryon]

I wish to be away from people so I can relax by myself for awhile.

Granted, but it tastes like rancid butter.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but the lights don't work.

[paddyfool]

I wish for a trip in a bathysphere.

Granted, but they're secretly your long lost sibling.

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@Gravitron, a car that tastes like rancid butter? I think you got mixed up with your own twisted response

[The Outsider]

I wish for a girlfriend who loves me with all her heart.

Granted, but its sole desire is to murder your family.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a girlfriend who loves me with all her heart.

Granted, but it's two sizes too small.

[paddyfool]

I wish for a working Iron Man suit.

Granted, but it's full of bloodthirsty goblins.

[bug_sniper]

I wish there was a cave nearby to provide shelter from the windstorm.

Granted, but while you're busy with that, the soldiers arrive and now you're surrounded.

[Velaryon]

I wish there was a cave nearby to provide shelter from the windstorm.

Granted, but while you're busy with that, the soldiers arrive and now you're surrounded.

I wish I get into the cockpit of a real, working X-wing.

Granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay and stars Pauly Shore.

[The Outsider]

I wish for a movie adaptation of my favorite series.

Granted, but looking at it drives you insane.

[paddyfool]

I wish to see how and why the universe began.

Granted, but it is possessed by a malign intelligence that devotes itself to making your life miserable.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it's smaller on the inside.

[bug_sniper]

I like small cars so I wish for a Kei car with a frame that's just big enough for me and another passenger, for better maneuverability in narrow streets and tight parking lots.

Granted but you are the first person thrown out the airlock in the search for imposters.

[The Outsider]

I wish for my own space station that I can retreat to in times of trouble and strife.

Granted, but every time you use it a year is drained from your lifespan.

[paddyfool]

I wish for an eternal wand of Heal.

Granted, but it explodes in your face

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a coconut cream pie.

Granted, but there are far too many tentacles.

[farothel]

I wish to see a rare deepsea octopus

granted, but it will only go 5mph.

[paddyfool]

I wish for a shiny new electric car.

Granted, but you become too weak to use it.

[Velaryon]

I wish for an enchanted dumbbell that increases my strength by 10% with every single repetition.

Granted, but the cat will never let you use it.

[bug_sniper]

I wish for a ball of indestructible yarn that knits into bulletproof sweaters.

Granted, but every keyboard on the planet spontaneously disintegrates.

[Velaryon]

I wish to be able to type faster than anyone ever in history.

Granted, but only you can see it and no one will ever believe you.

[The Outsider]

I wish I had a friend.

Granted, but an elder god eats your soul.

[Magic_Hat]

Granted, but an elder god eats your soul.

I wish I could be apart of something great!

Granted, but they are just gonna pilfer all your food.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a family of cobbling elves to make shoes in my house every night.

Granted, but it only works when you are not looking at it.

[paddyfool]

I wish for a magic mirror of scrying

Granted, but they hypnotise you into total obedience.