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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    May 2014
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    Germany
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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I Wish I had a friend.


    Granted! Though The Order of The Stick quickly takes it away into a hidden vault.
    I wish I would receive an exclusive book about the MitD, including pictures without the shadow.

    Granted, but the countdown starts at 7 seconds remaining.
    Last edited by Rogan; 2021-06-26 at 01:47 PM. Reason: Adding the quote

  2. - Top - End - #152
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BardGirl

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    Jul 2021
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    Vasty fields of France
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    Female

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I had a doomsday device to threaten the world powers with.

    Granted! Although she will not rest until she has tasted your blood.

  3. - Top - End - #153
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for an energetic little puppy to cheer me up.

    Granted! But it's only available on weekdays between 2AM and 4AM.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  4. - Top - End - #154
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    May 2014
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    Germany
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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Granted! But it's only available on weekdays between 2AM and 4AM.
    I wish for a (medical) drug to prevent being so tired all the time.

    Granted! This one isn't corrupted. You can trust me, I would not lie. Some wine?
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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  5. - Top - End - #155
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a beer.

    Granted, but it's moist.

  6. - Top - End - #156
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    Dire Moose's Avatar

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    Nov 2009
    Location
    Arizona
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    Female

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for five tons of pure cesium.

    Granted. It falls on you and crushes you.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-07-17 at 12:10 AM.
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  7. - Top - End - #157
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    May 2014
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    Germany
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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    Granted. It falls on you and crushes you.
    I wish for a stature of me, made from pure gold.

    Granted, but it is frozen.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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  8. - Top - End - #158
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for ten million dollars in my bank account.

    Granted, but it will escape as soon as you take your eyes off it.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  9. - Top - End - #159
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    Goblin

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    Jul 2021

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for four extra hours in the day to play TTRPGs without distraction or responsibilities.

    Granted but it's all drug money, and you can hear the DEA closing in on you as you speak.

  10. - Top - End - #160
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
    Location
    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to be given an expensive present!

    Granted, but it gets ruined by floods.

  11. - Top - End - #161
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a croque monsieur

    Granted, but it's confiscated by the treasury board

  12. - Top - End - #162
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish i owned and knew the location of all currently buried or hidden pirate treasure.


    Granted! You are now stuck in between fractions of a moment incapable of performing any action.

  13. - Top - End - #163
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I could see into the past.

    Granted, but it's made out of paper and scotch tape.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  14. - Top - End - #164
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    lacco36's Avatar

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    Sep 2013
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    Slovakia
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    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for ultimate sword of absolute destiny +5000!

    Granted, but it breaks each fifteen seconds and has to be fully assembled before you can use it.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

  15. - Top - End - #165
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a stopwatch.

    Granted, but the bubbles created are bigger than a horse.

  16. - Top - End - #166
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I could create bubbles of annihalation capable of destroying anything that it passes through.

    Granted! But it's on Fire!

  17. - Top - End - #167
    Pixie in the Playground
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    Jan 2016

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a mansion worth a billion dollars.

    Granted but it grows legs and runs away.

  18. - Top - End - #168
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    lacco36's Avatar

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    Sep 2013
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    Slovakia
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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a pet rock.

    Granted, but two out of three suffer from explosive diarrhea and the third one from randomly timed explosions.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

  19. - Top - End - #169
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for the opinions of three doctors.

    Granted, but the walls start to bleed black ichor.

  20. - Top - End - #170
    Pixie in the Playground
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    Jan 2016

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish my house was made of fireproof demonic flesh.

    Granted but if a nonbeliever of magic ever so much as approaches you, it won't work and you will be rendered weak and helpless.

  21. - Top - End - #171
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for supreme confidence as a public speaker.

    Granted, but the only entrance is along a twenty-foot-high tightrope.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  22. - Top - End - #172
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a therapy session to help me deal with my fear of heights.

    Granted but it'll make Tarzan chase after you to get it back.

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