Reverse Wish Corruption

[MutantDragon]

I wish I had a 0 energy heating / cooling device for my home.

Granted, but it's lime green.

I wish I had a suit like spies use for stealth missions in movies.

Granted, but it wants to eat you.

[ziproot]

I wish I had a 0 energy heating / cooling device for my home.

Granted, but it's lime green.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but it's extinct.

EDIT: Wrong reply, same response.

[MutantDragon]

I wish for a banana.

Granted, but it's extinct.

EDIT: Wrong reply, same response.

I wish for an advanced race of benevolent aliens dedicated to helping other lifeforms.



Granted, but it's your mom.

[bug_sniper]

I wish I could find a tinder date.

Granted but it short circuits and melts itself.

[Rogan]

Granted but it short circuits and melts itself.

I wish for an ice machine.

Granted, but every time you press a button on it, you are forced to hear 'Last Christmas'.

[politesociety]

I Wish for a time machine.

Granted! Your ability has risen so dramatically, that it's encountered a negative integer overflow.

[MutantDragon]

I Wish for a time machine.

Granted! Your ability has risen so dramatically, that it's encountered a negative integer overflow.

I wish for the ability to breathe steadily no matter what physical exertion I go through.

Granted! It is made of cheese.

[Edreyn]

Granted! It is made of cheese.

I wish to own a whole planet.

Granted, but every time you use it, your nose grows by an inch.

[BaconTomato]

I wish for the perfect keyboard.

Granted, but it forever smells of durian.

[Killerkat]

I wish for the perfect cornucopia.

Granted, but it's frozen solid.

[Lacco]

I wish to get my own Han Solo!

Granted, but one is broken and the other is lost.