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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I had a kitten.

    Granted, but the smell that comes with it is vomit-inducing.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


  2. - Top - End - #32
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Outsider View Post
    Granted, but the smell that comes with it is vomit-inducing.
    I wish I had a one of a kind cologne.

    Granted, but it's impossible to properly aim.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish I could shoot the Death Star Superlaser from my fingertips.

    Granted, but every time you use it a swarm of fire ants crawls out of your faceholes.
    This is a boring signature.
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  4. - Top - End - #34
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish I had a hat that gave me super intelligence!

    Granted! But it only works in front of your crush.

  5. - Top - End - #35
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    I wish I knew how to make the creepiest evil laugh possible.

    Granted, but it instantly leaves.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish I met a friendly extraterrestrial.

    Granted, but you're unable to use it yourself.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    Granted, but you're unable to use it yourself.
    I wish for the greatest game console of all time and enough amazing video games to last me a lifetime!

    Granted, but it'll go bad after a day.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for delicious chocolate cake that actually causes me to lose weight.

    Granted, but you are stalked by clowns.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish my car was bigger on the inside.

    Granted, but every hundred years a family curse will manifest and one of your line will have to face an ever worsening series of foes that threaten your bloodline and the entire world.
    This is a boring signature.
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  10. - Top - End - #40
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Granted, but every hundred years a family curse will manifest and one of your line will have to face an ever worsening series of foes that threaten your bloodline and the entire world.
    I wish for the ability to manifest Simpsons memes in real life, and I don't care about any negative consequence that might arise far into the future.

    Okay but they're just gonna end up hitting you with a chair while you're in the bathtub.

  11. - Top - End - #41
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish to be roomies with The Rock and Mick Foley.

    Granted, but everything tastes like Necco Wafers to you.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Cicciograna's Avatar

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    I wish for a lifelong supply of Nabisco Nilla Wafers.

    Granted, but now you can sense taste through your fingertips.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish I could swim through sewage safely and without smelling it!

    Granted, but talk like Yoda now, you must!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish I was an expert on everything Star Wars.

    Granted, but every time you use it, someone important to you or your future mysteriously dies under strange circumstances.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    I wish for the power to resurrect those I love.

    Granted, but now suddenly your eyes can see in the ultraviolet section of the light spectrum.

  16. - Top - End - #46
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Let's do away with skin cancer and sunburn: I wish UV rays didn't exist.

    Granted, but you fall in.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish to see what's past the event horizon of a black hole.

    Granted, but now you can only speak in interpretative dance.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    I wish I could understand any language I hear.

    Granted, but now you're wanted for several war crimes.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    I wish for perpetual world peace.

    Granted, but now you constantly have a clowder of cats following you.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish for the tuna sandwich of immortality!

    Granted, but you grow a 6 meter long beard that is impervious to any shaving tool ever made.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish to be a Viking Barbarian-Wizard.

    Granted, but your beard has a mind of its own.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    I wish I was the ghost pirate LeChuck.

    Granted, but now you have a vulnerability to squid.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish I was immune to shark attacks.

    Granted, but you will never get the stain out.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Blood for the blood god!

    Granted, but a knornate demon eats your soul.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    I wish my soul reeked of garlic to keep the vampires away.

    Granted, but at midnight they all turn into bunnies.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I wish my friends could all go to a dance party and not spread disease.

    Granted, but your nemesis also gets one.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Cicciograna's Avatar

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    I wish for a sincere opportunity to make peace with my nemesis.

    Granted, but now you have a secret nemesis.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish I could make copies of myself.

    Granted, but you are compelled to talk like a pirate whenever anyone says "R".

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    I wish for the ability to shoot bullets from my fingertips!

    Granted but the bullets are made of dandelion fluff.
    get dunked on lol

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Cicciograna's Avatar

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    I wish for numbers in numbered lists to be made of avocado.

    Granted, but from now on Europe will use the Imperial System, and the US will use the Metric System.

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