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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a tuxedo.

    Granted, but if you ever attempt to pour a bowl of cereal again, it will only ever be Jeremy Irons cereal.
    There are 1d20 types of people in the world: people that always roll natural 1 when it matters.

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    I wish for an infinite supply of breakfast food.

    Granted! It has no handles and is too big to fit through the doorway.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  3. - Top - End - #93
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for a portable gaming console.

    Granted, but every time you use it, a puppy starts to uncontrollably breathe fire.

  4. - Top - End - #94
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    I wish for a pet toothbrush that pets will actually allow people to use on them.

    Granted, but it tastes like earwax.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    I wish for a pet toothbrush that pets will actually allow people to use on them.

    Granted, but it tastes like earwax.
    I wish to be able to eat stuff I'm allergic to without an allergic reaction.

    Granted, but it only plays "I know the song that gets on everybody's nerves" on loop.
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    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    I Wish my brother had a new computer.

    Granted! You get 2 of them, but both are completely disfunctional.

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    I wish for new kidneys.

    Granted, but now dogs crazily bark at you on sight.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    I wish to become a terminator.

    Granted, but the world turns upside down.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I wish to become a terminator.

    Granted, but the world turns upside down.
    I wish to be on top of the world.

    Granted, but it disappears in a puff of smoke.
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    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziproot View Post
    I wish to be on top of the world.

    Granted, but it disappears in a puff of smoke.
    I wish something loved me.

    Granted! But it will only ever recount your most embarrassing memories uncaring of whether your in public or not.

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    I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

    Granted! It leaves you stuck in the bathroom for like two days straight.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

    Granted! It leaves you stuck in the bathroom for like two days straight.
    I wish for the most delicious food ever.

    Granted, but it only works when it is exposed to the light from an annular solar eclipse.
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    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    I wish I had a solar-powered car.

    Granted, but you can only use it with permission from that coworker who hates you.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    I wish I had a solar-powered car.

    Granted, but you can only use it with permission from that coworker who hates you.
    I wish I had a robot that did my job for me.

    Granted, but its moldy.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    Granted, but its moldy.
    I wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's on fire.

  16. - Top - End - #106
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I also wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's traveling at relativistic speed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    I also wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's traveling at relativistic speed!
    You know what I'll also wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's not bread.

  18. - Top - End - #108
    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    You know what I'll also wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's not bread.
    ...I wish for bread.

    (sorry, you had it coming.)

    Granted, but in order to use it, you must first recite Dana Carvey's Choppin' Broccoli skit three times each time...in reverse.
    There are 1d20 types of people in the world: people that always roll natural 1 when it matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aleph Null View Post
    ...I wish for bread.

    (sorry, you had it coming.)

    Granted, but in order to use it, you must first recite Dana Carvey's Choppin' Broccoli skit three times each time...in reverse.
    I wish for bread.

    Granted, but it's bread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    I wish for a talking monster companion.

    Granted! It cuts your arm off!
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish for a samurai robot minion

    Granted! Unfortunately, it turns out you're deathly allergic to it.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    I wish for a samurai robot minion

    Granted! Unfortunately, it turns out you're deathly allergic to it.
    I wish for a suicide note.

    Granted! However you go to taco bell hell once you use it

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    I wish for a magic microphone that makes me a better public speaker.

    Granted, but it makes all the puppies within 10 kms of you whimper.

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    I wish for a command to make my dog stop barking.

    Granted, but he's yourself.
    Last edited by Bucky; 2021-04-13 at 06:44 PM.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    I wish to meet the greatest Dungeons and Dragons player of all time.

    Granted, but you won’t be able to get out.


    Quote Originally Posted by tazbot View Post
    I roll to stop Samba Mentality from chattering.

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    I wish to be in style!

    Granted. They just stick to you and won't let go...
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish to meet an intelligent octopus

    Granted, but it's on fire.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    I wish for a fire extinguisher.

    Granted, but there's far less fire than you hoped for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    I wish for a fire extinguisher.

    Granted, but there's far less fire than you hoped for.
    I wish to set the "rolled a 1" thread on fire.

    Granted, but it says "ow" every time you touch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziproot View Post
    Granted, but it says "ow" every time you touch it.
    I wish I had a high tech computer.

    Granted, but it won't last more than a week.

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