Reverse Wish Corruption

[Aleph Null]

I wish for a tuxedo.

Granted, but if you ever attempt to pour a bowl of cereal again, it will only ever be Jeremy Irons cereal.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish for an infinite supply of breakfast food.

Granted! It has no handles and is too big to fit through the doorway.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a portable gaming console.

Granted, but every time you use it, a puppy starts to uncontrollably breathe fire.

[Velaryon]

I wish for a pet toothbrush that pets will actually allow people to use on them.

Granted, but it tastes like earwax.

[ziproot]

I wish for a pet toothbrush that pets will actually allow people to use on them.

Granted, but it tastes like earwax.

I wish to be able to eat stuff I'm allergic to without an allergic reaction.

Granted, but it only plays "I know the song that gets on everybody's nerves" on loop.

[totadileplayz]

I Wish my brother had a new computer.

Granted! You get 2 of them, but both are completely disfunctional.

[Cicciograna]

I wish for new kidneys.

Granted, but now dogs crazily bark at you on sight.

[farothel]

I wish to become a terminator.

Granted, but the world turns upside down.

[ziproot]

I wish to become a terminator.

Granted, but the world turns upside down.

I wish to be on top of the world.

Granted, but it disappears in a puff of smoke.

[totadileplayz]

I wish to be on top of the world.

Granted, but it disappears in a puff of smoke.

I wish something loved me.

Granted! But it will only ever recount your most embarrassing memories uncaring of whether your in public or not.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

Granted! It leaves you stuck in the bathroom for like two days straight.

[ziproot]

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice.

Granted! It leaves you stuck in the bathroom for like two days straight.

I wish for the most delicious food ever.

Granted, but it only works when it is exposed to the light from an annular solar eclipse.

[Velaryon]

I wish I had a solar-powered car.

Granted, but you can only use it with permission from that coworker who hates you.

[totadileplayz]

I wish I had a solar-powered car.

Granted, but you can only use it with permission from that coworker who hates you.

I wish I had a robot that did my job for me.

Granted, but its moldy.

[Magic_Hat]

Granted, but its moldy.

I wish for bread.

Granted, but it's on fire.

[Gravitron5000]

I also wish for bread.

Granted, but it's traveling at relativistic speed!

[totadileplayz]

I also wish for bread.

Granted, but it's traveling at relativistic speed!

You know what I'll also wish for bread.

Granted, but it's not bread.

[Aleph Null]

You know what I'll also wish for bread.

Granted, but it's not bread.

...I wish for bread.

(sorry, you had it coming.)

Granted, but in order to use it, you must first recite Dana Carvey's Choppin' Broccoli skit three times each time...in reverse.

[ziproot]

...I wish for bread.

(sorry, you had it coming.)

Granted, but in order to use it, you must first recite Dana Carvey's Choppin' Broccoli skit three times each time...in reverse.

I wish for bread.

Granted, but it's bread.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish for a talking monster companion.

Granted! It cuts your arm off!

[paddyfool]

I wish for a samurai robot minion

Granted! Unfortunately, it turns out you're deathly allergic to it.

[totadileplayz]

I wish for a samurai robot minion

Granted! Unfortunately, it turns out you're deathly allergic to it.

I wish for a suicide note.

Granted! However you go to taco bell hell once you use it

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a magic microphone that makes me a better public speaker.

Granted, but it makes all the puppies within 10 kms of you whimper.

[Bucky]

I wish for a command to make my dog stop barking.

Granted, but he's yourself.

[Samba Mentality]

I wish to meet the greatest Dungeons and Dragons player of all time.

Granted, but you won’t be able to get out.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish to be in style!

Granted. They just stick to you and won't let go...

[paddyfool]

I wish to meet an intelligent octopus

Granted, but it's on fire.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

Granted, but there's far less fire than you hoped for.

[ziproot]

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

Granted, but there's far less fire than you hoped for.

I wish to set the "rolled a 1" thread on fire.

Granted, but it says "ow" every time you touch it.

[Magic_Hat]

Granted, but it says "ow" every time you touch it.

I wish I had a high tech computer.

Granted, but it won't last more than a week.