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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a lifetime supply of potato chips.

    Granted, but it is really 40 squirrels disguised in a trench coat.

  2. - Top - End - #122
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    Granted, but it is really 40 squirrels disguised in a trench coat.
    I wish I had a girlfriend with fashion taste

    Granted, but it destroys your house.

  3. - Top - End - #123
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

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    I Wish for a puppy.

    Granted! Except, it constantly says in the most annoying voice unimaginable "Hey, Hey Listen!" Constantly, and continually. You can never block that noise, as it pierces through the silence of space directly into your and everyone else's skull.

  4. - Top - End - #124
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Cicciograna's Avatar

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    Nov 2008
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    I wish for somebody who could warn me if additional pylons are needed, or if my Vespene gas supply is sufficient for the required task.

    Granted, but now you can always feel your tongue.

  5. - Top - End - #125
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I wish to be able to comprehensibly talk with animals.

    Granted, but your fingers are swapped with your toes.

  6. - Top - End - #126
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    Granted, but your fingers are swapped with your toes.
    I wish my feet weren't so ugly.

    Granted, but you vomit.

  7. - Top - End - #127
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Jul 2008

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    I wish for an obvious acid. (Surely I'll get a different result this time!)

    Granted! It assembles itself out of garbage in the middle of the ocean.
    Nexus Character Pile
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  8. - Top - End - #128
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to witness my perfect self.

    Granted! Unfortunately, it's horribly toxic to humans.

  9. - Top - End - #129
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Dec 2010
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    I wish to create the tastiest sandwich in the history of the world.

    Granted, but it stars Pauly Shore and Tommy Wiseau.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

  10. - Top - End - #130
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I wish to produce a movie that has Nicholas Cage in a supporting role.

    Granted, but it's really awkward to host it with with your mother-in-law there ... watching ... judging.

  11. - Top - End - #131
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    Granted, but it's really awkward to host it with with your mother-in-law there ... watching ... judging.
    I wish I could host a party where my friends and I roast my mother-in-law all night long.

    Granted, but you become homeless.

  12. - Top - End - #132
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

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    I wish for a billion dollars.

    Granted! Except any money you touch turns into poop.

  13. - Top - End - #133
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish to rob a bank without getting caught.

    Granted, but any clothing you wear transforms into poop.

  14. - Top - End - #134
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Aug 2018

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Granted, but any clothing you wear transforms into poop.
    I wish I had a variant of King Midas's Golden Touch because I don't want to accidentally turn people I know into gold.

    Granted, but you it ends up costing you a thousand dollars a day.

  15. - Top - End - #135
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

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    I wish for a year's supply of ice cream.

    Granted, but it's only eight inches wide.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  16. - Top - End - #136
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I wish for a 200 foot long luxury yacht.

    Granted, but it needs to be operated by 4 chimpanzees and an alpaca.

  17. - Top - End - #137
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

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    I wish for a giant mech

    Granted, but a giant mech operated by five confused animals lays waste to it.
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-05-27 at 12:49 AM.

  18. - Top - End - #138
    Pixie in the Playground
     
    NecromancerGirl

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    May 2021
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    Hidden Town of Salem
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    I wish for a personal field of carrots.

    Granted, but now you'll be trapped there forever.
    Even though I am a necromancer, I am not a member of the Coven. In fact, my entire coven disbanded, so my alignment changed to Chaotic Good.

    Looking for a game of Werewolf/Mafia? Unavenger's Upick 2 is currently recruiting.
    Last Updated: September 27th, 2021 @1:49 PM

  19. - Top - End - #139
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

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    I wish to visit my grandmother in the afterlife.

    Granted, but it'll break down without a constant supply of radium.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  20. - Top - End - #140
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

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    I wish for a Giant Monster to fight any and all errant mechs.

    Granted! However, whenever you see it your mind goes blank and you become unconscious for 3 hours.

  21. - Top - End - #141
    Troll in the Playground
     
    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    Jul 2008

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    I wish for a herd of sheep!

    Granted! It's extremely contrarian and does the opposite of what it's told.
    Nexus Character Pile
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  22. - Top - End - #142
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I wish for an emotional support dog.

    Granted, but three are not enough, and four are too much.

  23. - Top - End - #143
    Pixie in the Playground
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    Jan 2016

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    I wish I could attach additional machine guns to my fighter jet. I need them to win this aerial duel next weekend.

    Granted but it explodes. Fortunately, your house is still intact - with some assembly required.

  24. - Top - End - #144
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

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    I wish for a robot housekeeper to keep my house clean, tidy and organised.

    Granted but it turns against you.

  25. - Top - End - #145
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

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    I wish I had a dragon.

    Granted! However it's quickly eaten by a hungry shark.

  26. - Top - End - #146
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Nov 2009

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    I wish I had a dragon.

    Granted, but the gravitational tidal forces it creates slowly rips it apart.

  27. - Top - End - #147
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Nov 2008

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    I wish I had a flying car.

    Granted, and it happens twice!
    Last edited by Bucky; 2021-06-23 at 05:06 PM. Reason: double wish no granted
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  28. - Top - End - #148
    Barbarian in the Playground
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    May 2014
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    Germany
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    Male

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    I wish I had a flying car.

    Granted, and it happens twice!
    I wish Jeff Bezos and I would swap our bank accounts.

    Granted, but it's a mimic.

  29. - Top - End - #149
    Ogre in the Playground
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    Aug 2006
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    London, UK

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I wish for a more comfortable office chair.

    Granted but it's invisible, intangible, inaudible, unsmellable and nobody else believes it's there.

  30. - Top - End - #150
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Sep 2019

    Default Re: Reverse Wish Corruption

    I Wish I had a friend.


    Granted! Though The Order of The Stick quickly takes it away into a hidden vault.

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