Reverse Wish Corruption

[Rogan]

I Wish I had a friend.


Granted! Though The Order of The Stick quickly takes it away into a hidden vault.

I wish I would receive an exclusive book about the MitD, including pictures without the shadow.

Granted, but the countdown starts at 7 seconds remaining.

[Lysbeth]

I wish I had a doomsday device to threaten the world powers with.

Granted! Although she will not rest until she has tasted your blood.

[Bucky]

I wish for an energetic little puppy to cheer me up.

Granted! But it's only available on weekdays between 2AM and 4AM.

[Rogan]

Granted! But it's only available on weekdays between 2AM and 4AM.

I wish for a (medical) drug to prevent being so tired all the time.

Granted! This one isn't corrupted. You can trust me, I would not lie. Some wine?

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a beer.

Granted, but it's moist.

[Dire Moose]

I wish for five tons of pure cesium.

Granted. It falls on you and crushes you.

[Rogan]

Granted. It falls on you and crushes you.

I wish for a stature of me, made from pure gold.

Granted, but it is frozen.

[Bucky]

I wish for ten million dollars in my bank account.

Granted, but it will escape as soon as you take your eyes off it.

[Vianceit]

I wish for four extra hours in the day to play TTRPGs without distraction or responsibilities.

Granted but it's all drug money, and you can hear the DEA closing in on you as you speak.

[paddyfool]

I wish to be given an expensive present!

Granted, but it gets ruined by floods.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a croque monsieur

Granted, but it's confiscated by the treasury board

[totadileplayz]

I wish i owned and knew the location of all currently buried or hidden pirate treasure.


Granted! You are now stuck in between fractions of a moment incapable of performing any action.

[Bucky]

I wish I could see into the past.

Granted, but it's made out of paper and scotch tape.

[Lacco]

I wish for ultimate sword of absolute destiny +5000!

Granted, but it breaks each fifteen seconds and has to be fully assembled before you can use it.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a stopwatch.

Granted, but the bubbles created are bigger than a horse.

[totadileplayz]

I wish I could create bubbles of annihalation capable of destroying anything that it passes through.

Granted! But it's on Fire!

[bug_sniper]

I wish for a mansion worth a billion dollars.

Granted but it grows legs and runs away.

[Lacco]

I wish for a pet rock.

Granted, but two out of three suffer from explosive diarrhea and the third one from randomly timed explosions.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for the opinions of three doctors.

Granted, but the walls start to bleed black ichor.

[bug_sniper]

I wish my house was made of fireproof demonic flesh.

Granted but if a nonbeliever of magic ever so much as approaches you, it won't work and you will be rendered weak and helpless.

[Bucky]

I wish for supreme confidence as a public speaker.

Granted, but the only entrance is along a twenty-foot-high tightrope.

[Gravitron5000]

I wish for a therapy session to help me deal with my fear of heights.

Granted but it'll make Tarzan chase after you to get it back.

[bug_sniper]

I wish for a magical hunter's spear that grants that ability to speak to gorillas for 24 hours to whoever touches it.

Granted, but it's burned on one side and cold and doughy on the other side.

[Rogan]

Granted, but it's burned on one side and cold and doughy on the other side.

I wish for a freshly baked bread.

Granted, but you get killed in the first night.

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[bug_sniper]

I wish we could actually find a habitable planet that we could land this starship at, now that we've gone several hundred light years off-course to get away from the carnivorous planet.

Granted, but the assassins are tracking its signal to your location and their rifles are loaded.

[Velaryon]

I wish I had all the files for Area 51.

Granted, but obtaining it has cost you all your friends and family, and put you massively into debt.

[Rogan]

Granted, but obtaining it has cost you all your friends and family, and put you massively into debt.

I wish I had a cool poker table for games night.

Granted, but she is very aggressive and has a nasty bite.

[Velaryon]

I wish the pretty woman at the library would go out with me.

Granted, but that jerk at the office gets a bigger one.

[Taffimai]

I wish someone would bake me a birthday cake.



Granted, but you're also getting a tiger. How you feed it is your problem.

[Bucky]

I wish for kittens, lots and lots of kittens.


Granted, but it's on Mars.