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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Goblin

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    I wish for some of the best yogurt in the world

    granted, and it makes you unbelievably angry

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    TwilightSandwic's Avatar

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    I wish there was a new season of "Adventure Time"

    Granted, but you're still sleepy.
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

    Avatar by smutmulch!

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    ziproot's Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwilightSandwic View Post
    I wish there was a new season of "Adventure Time"

    Granted, but you're still sleepy.
    I wish that we stopped doing daylight saving time.

    Granted, but you don't remember what you wished for.
    My extended signature

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

  4. - Top - End - #214
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    I wish that I could wish for a wish for more wishes!

    Granted! It's technically a rental, so return it as soon as you're done.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

    I have a friend of a friend who just got out of a bad situation and needs to move, pronto. Here is her GoFundMe page.

  5. - Top - End - #215
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish I had a really nice-looking, perfectly tailored and comfortable suit that I could wear for special occasions.

    Granted, but it smells like expired milk.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    ziproot's Avatar

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    I wish that my food would never be too spicy.

    Granted, but you can only use it during the 30 day trial period.
    My extended signature

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

  7. - Top - End - #217
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziproot View Post
    Granted, but you can only use it during the 30 day trial period.
    I wish I had a sexy girlfriend who loves to be dominated in bed.

    Granted, but it's too small for you.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



  8. - Top - End - #218
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    Goblin

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    i wish for the worlds most extravagant hat

    granted, but all 6 of them try to crucify you

  9. - Top - End - #219
    Ogre in the Playground
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    i wish to meet the easter bunnies

    Granted, but it's always five minutes late.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Granted, but it's always five minutes late.
    I wish I had an expensive and shiny watch to brag about.

    Granted, but she will fight you at every opportunity.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



  11. - Top - End - #221
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    PaladinGuy

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    I wish I had a pet polar bear.

    Granted, but everyone thinks it looks disgusting.
    We are FREE of
    BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    I wish I had my own slushie machine.

    Granted but someone steals your idea, timetravels into the past, and claims credit for its invention.

  13. - Top - End - #223
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    Dr.Gunsforhands's Avatar

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    I wish for a time machine and a laser cannon!

    Granted! It's made from baby intestines.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

    I have a friend of a friend who just got out of a bad situation and needs to move, pronto. Here is her GoFundMe page.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Granted! It's made from baby intestines.
    I wish I had some tasty food, made without harming any animal.

    Granted! But it is delivered without a manual and each and every wrong input will destroy it in an explosion.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    SwashbucklerGuy

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    I wish I had a mech suit to safely clear land mines from old battlefields.

    Granted, but I hope you like swimming!

  16. - Top - End - #226
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    SamuraiGuy

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    I wish I didnít have to deal with the airlines anymore.

    Granted, but are you sure you didnít want it outside.

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    PaladinGuy

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    I wish I had an ultra stinky stinkbomb.

    Granted, but it weighs half as much as it should.
    Last edited by Gold Leaf; 2022-07-23 at 09:24 AM.
    We are FREE of
    BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.

  18. - Top - End - #228
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish for a 7-inch gold bar.

    Spoiler: Explanation
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    Checking whether a bar weighs less than it should is the main way to test for counterfeits made from cheaper metals. A half-weight bar would necessarily be quite a bit less than half gold.


    Granted, but it's too profound for you to comprehend.
    Last edited by Bucky; 2022-07-23 at 01:16 PM.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

  19. - Top - End - #229
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Granted, but it's too profound for you to comprehend.
    I wish I had a short summary of all topics of the next exams.

    Granted, but it is too heavy to carry around.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



  20. - Top - End - #230
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    SamuraiGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    I wish I had a short summary of all topics of the next exams.

    Granted, but it is too heavy to carry around.
    I wish I had a case that would completely protect my laptop.

    Granted, but good luck cleaning up afterward.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisavowedPaladi View Post
    I wish I had a case that would completely protect my laptop.

    Granted, but good luck cleaning up afterward.
    I wish for the best party ever.

    Granted, but the moon is now on fire.
    The closest I get to clear and consise:
    Quote Originally Posted by Justanotherhero View Post
    Interesting read! Thanks for the post!

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish it were bright enough out to find my way home.

    Granted, but it's stuck in reverse.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Granted, but it's stuck in reverse.
    I wish my car had seven gears!

    Granted, but you have to ask every time.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



  24. - Top - End - #234
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish for an unlimited supply of pennies.

    Granted, and all it cost was your humanity.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    PaladinGuy

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    I wish I landed that job at the zoo.

    Granted, but Careless Whisper plays loudly and unstoppably every time you use it.
    We are FREE of
    BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.

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    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gold Leaf View Post
    Granted, but Careless Whisper plays loudly and unstoppably every time you use it.
    I wish I had a silencer, reducing every gunshot to a whisper.

    Granted, but you can't talk about it.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



  27. - Top - End - #237
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    SwashbucklerGuy

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    I wish that I knew exactly what to say to a person to make them feel better.

    Granted, but it's all narrated by a chorus of singing forest animals.

  28. - Top - End - #238
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish to be a prince!

    Granted, but you forget it every time you look up.
    Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)

    TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread




  29. - Top - End - #239

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    I wish for a magic mirror of scrying in 2023

  30. - Top - End - #240
    Ogre in the Playground
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    I wish for the secret of happiness.

    Granted, but you can't figure out how to install it.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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