Reverse Wish Corruption

[oogaboogagoblin]

I wish for some of the best yogurt in the world

granted, and it makes you unbelievably angry

[TwilightSandwic]

I wish there was a new season of "Adventure Time"

Granted, but you're still sleepy.

[ziproot]

I wish there was a new season of "Adventure Time"

Granted, but you're still sleepy.

I wish that we stopped doing daylight saving time.

Granted, but you don't remember what you wished for.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish that I could wish for a wish for more wishes!

Granted! It's technically a rental, so return it as soon as you're done.

[Velaryon]

I wish I had a really nice-looking, perfectly tailored and comfortable suit that I could wear for special occasions.

Granted, but it smells like expired milk.

[ziproot]

I wish that my food would never be too spicy.

Granted, but you can only use it during the 30 day trial period.

[Rogan]

Granted, but you can only use it during the 30 day trial period.

I wish I had a sexy girlfriend who loves to be dominated in bed.

Granted, but it's too small for you.

[oogaboogagoblin]

i wish for the worlds most extravagant hat

granted, but all 6 of them try to crucify you

[Bucky]

i wish to meet the easter bunnies

Granted, but it's always five minutes late.

[Rogan]

Granted, but it's always five minutes late.

I wish I had an expensive and shiny watch to brag about.

Granted, but she will fight you at every opportunity.

[Gold Leaf]

I wish I had a pet polar bear.

Granted, but everyone thinks it looks disgusting.

[bug_sniper]

I wish I had my own slushie machine.

Granted but someone steals your idea, timetravels into the past, and claims credit for its invention.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I wish for a time machine and a laser cannon!

Granted! It's made from baby intestines.

[Rogan]

Granted! It's made from baby intestines.

I wish I had some tasty food, made without harming any animal.

Granted! But it is delivered without a manual and each and every wrong input will destroy it in an explosion.

[Persolus]

I wish I had a mech suit to safely clear land mines from old battlefields.

Granted, but I hope you like swimming!

[DisavowedPaladi]

I wish I didn’t have to deal with the airlines anymore.

Granted, but are you sure you didn’t want it outside.

[Gold Leaf]

I wish I had an ultra stinky stinkbomb.

Granted, but it weighs half as much as it should.

[Bucky]

I wish for a 7-inch gold bar.

Spoiler: Explanation

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Checking whether a bar weighs less than it should is the main way to test for counterfeits made from cheaper metals. A half-weight bar would necessarily be quite a bit less than half gold.

Granted, but it's too profound for you to comprehend.

[Rogan]

Granted, but it's too profound for you to comprehend.

I wish I had a short summary of all topics of the next exams.

Granted, but it is too heavy to carry around.

[DisavowedPaladi]

I wish I had a short summary of all topics of the next exams.

Granted, but it is too heavy to carry around.

I wish I had a case that would completely protect my laptop.

Granted, but good luck cleaning up afterward.

[Smoutwortel]

I wish I had a case that would completely protect my laptop.

Granted, but good luck cleaning up afterward.

I wish for the best party ever.

Granted, but the moon is now on fire.

[Bucky]

I wish it were bright enough out to find my way home.

Granted, but it's stuck in reverse.

[Rogan]

Granted, but it's stuck in reverse.

I wish my car had seven gears!

Granted, but you have to ask every time.

[Bucky]

I wish for an unlimited supply of pennies.

Granted, and all it cost was your humanity.

[Gold Leaf]

I wish I landed that job at the zoo.

Granted, but Careless Whisper plays loudly and unstoppably every time you use it.

[Rogan]

Granted, but Careless Whisper plays loudly and unstoppably every time you use it.

I wish I had a silencer, reducing every gunshot to a whisper.

Granted, but you can't talk about it.

[Persolus]

I wish that I knew exactly what to say to a person to make them feel better.

Granted, but it's all narrated by a chorus of singing forest animals.

[animorte]

I wish to be a prince!

Granted, but you forget it every time you look up.

[mati2002]

I wish for a magic mirror of scrying in 2023

[Bucky]

I wish for the secret of happiness.

Granted, but you can't figure out how to install it.