Enderlord's Random Banter #230 (Friendly warning: Might teleport. Don't get wet.)

[Anonymouswizard]

I thought it was Dio who possessed THE WORLD.

[Peelee]

I thought it was Dio who possessed THE WORLD.

Ronnie James? Nah, he didn't possess the world, just enthralled the world.

[Rater202]

I thought it was Dio who possessed THE WORLD.

Star Platinum's true form, Star Platinum: The World, as implied by its name, has an identical time-stop power.

There seems to be a connection between Jotaro and Dio's stands even beyond the "Johnathon's descendants gained stands as a response to Dio gaining a stand after taking Johnathon's body" thing: Star Platinum is referred to as being the same type of Stand(and beyond broad categories, stand typing is vague) and in the AU video game JoJo: eyes of Heaven, Star Plantium becomes a Heaven Stand, which normally requires a lot of complicated steps, solely becuase he was in conflict with a version of Dio that had a Heaven Stand.

[The Fury]

I have begun selectively reactivating my brain.

[Rawhide]

I have begun selectively reactivating my brain.

Are you about to... release The Fury!?

[The Fury]

Are you about to... release The Fury!?

No, I'm only allowed out to go to work.

[Rawhide]

I went googling for it and apparently it's "unleash The Fury"?

Oh well.

[The Fury]

I went googling for it and apparently it's "unleash The Fury"?

Oh well.

...I'm not on a leash.

[Rater202]

I have begun selectively reactivating my brain.

No, I'm only allowed out to go to work.

...Are you okay?

[Anonymouswizard]

...I'm not on a leash.

It's this because the unleashing has already happened?

[tyckspoon]

Is the implication "two different people can have share a name without anything more being implied"?

Nothing is a meaningless coincidence in the world of JoJo, so... No.

[The Fury]

...Are you okay?

Oh no, not at all! :)

It's this because the unleashing has already happened?

I guess so? I wasn't wearing one to begin with.

[Rater202]

Oh no, not at all! :)

...Do you need a hug?

[The Fury]

...Do you need a hug?

I might, yeah.

[Rater202]

I might, yeah.

*offers hugs*

Confession: In middle and high school I had fantasies about te darkness in my heart reaching a tipping point and turning me into a Heartless and (Humanoid) Nobody (fro Kingdom Hearts) because being an unaging being with potent arcane and eldritch powers that could travel to other worlds and literally couldn't feel sad, angry, or scared sounded like a better deal that what my life was like back then.

I even made a "nobody name" back before the significance of the X anagrams was revealed.

[enderlord99]

Before Elliot Page changed their name, I thought they were the same person as the "Degeneres" one.

...

Afterwards, I still thought that until I looked it up.

[factotum]

Before Elliot Page changed their name, I thought they were the same person as the "Degeneres" one.

...

Afterwards, I still thought that until I looked it up.

Um...why? Do you just assume everyone called Ellen is the same person?

[enderlord99]

Um...why? Do you just assume everyone called Ellen is the same person?

No, just those two; I don't know why.

[BisectedBrioche]

Sure was nice of him to fix that for you.

[Rater202]

So, breakfast cereals love to toot their horns about how healthy they are and how they're a vital part of a well-balanced breakfast* and seeing as how even super surgery cereals are literally just cereal grains that have been fortified with added vitamins I can see where they're coming from.

I'm not sure exactly how such an experiment could be done ethically or how it would get funded, but I think it would be neat to take three groups of healthy people who engage in moderate physical excessive. Have one eat a sugar cereal like Cap'n Crunch for every meal(amount recalculated based on their daily required caloric intake, activity level, and how often they need to eat to avoid feeling hungry throughout the day,) one group eating a more "healthful" cereal like say, Total under the same circumstances, and a control group eating more varied but still nutritionally balanced meals.

And monitor their health over the course of year(weekly checkups and monthly full physicals?) to see how those diets are affecting them(Unless people decide to quit or have sudden health issues.)

See how healthy cold breakfast cereal really is.

*Which is always depicted as the bowl of cereal being eaten alongside toast, bacon, eggs, a glass of orange juice, and sometimes extra milk beyond what's in the bowl, so... Everything you could possibly get from the cereal.

[Bartmanhomer]

Part Of A Balanced Breakfast makes a wonderful fighting victory catchphrase.

[Form]

Part Of A Balanced Breakfast makes a wonderful fighting victory catchphrase.

Or the name of a death metal band!

...

Ok, maybe not so much, but there has to be some type of band that could get away with that name.

[Ajustusdaniel]

Or the name of a death metal band!

...

Ok, maybe not so much, but there has to be some type of band that could get away with that name.

Post-Post-New Wave-PreRaphealite-Anti-Ska?

[The Fury]

Part Of A Balanced Breakfast makes a wonderful fighting victory catchphrase.

Mine is "BAM! Lyme disease!"

...I've been workshopping it.

[FinnLassie]

All of them.

Tee hee hee.

Ah, Finn! It's been a while. Was wondering how you were getting on, even if we... really didn't talk.

Hope you're doing well, regardless.

I mean, in RB everyone kinda talks to each other, so...

I am okay-ish. As ok as an average depressed person can be during this Backstreet Boys reunion tour? They've been going on for an awfully long time. I think we'd all be in peace if they stopped touring!

According to your post history you last posted in #224, so I guess five?

An easy way to find things? What is this, the Internet?!

[DataNinja]

I mean, in RB everyone kinda talks to each other, so...

I am okay-ish. As ok as an average depressed person can be during this Backstreet Boys reunion tour? They've been going on for an awfully long time. I think we'd all be in peace if they stopped touring!

Look, half the time you just kinda talk into the void, and then the void talks back.

Aw. My sympathies. I really don't know much about music or anything, but depression sucks.

[Bartmanhomer]

Or the name of a death metal band!

...

Ok, maybe not so much, but there has to be some type of band that could get away with that name.

Maybe a pop group or even a rap group.

[Mystic Muse]

Maybe a childrens' artist?

[Form]

Maybe a childrens' artist?

A death metal childrens' artist. Yes! I like the way you think!

[Bartmanhomer]

Maybe a childrens' artist?

Yes KidzBop fits perfectly.