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2021-04-09, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
There was a ninja hiding in the box the entire time. He kills you while you’re trying to set it up.
I roll to summon a bunch of pirates to fight off the ninjas.LGBTitp
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2021-04-11, 04:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You summon a bunch of clowns to hit them with rubber chickens and throw cream pies at them.
I roll to send the clowns back to the circus.
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2021-04-11, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-04-11, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You forgot that your dad invested in special non-flammable shaving cream.
I roll to pass the demon clown college entrance exam.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-04-16, 02:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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2021-04-16, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
- Location
- Right behind you
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You say "Baguette." over and over again and get kicked out.
I roll to dissipate the "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!1!1" meme once and for all.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-04-16, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
- Location
- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Sounds kinda sus, not gonna lie.
I roll to toss georger out the airlock.
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2021-04-17, 03:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
"Why is my name red this time?"
I roll to make some coffee.
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2021-04-17, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
- Location
- Right behind you
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally put coffee beans in the teakettle, causing a nuclear explosion and a rip in reality.
I roll to use epic-level Mystic Theurge skills to seal the rift.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-04-17, 08:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You release the Snarl.
I roll to create a new universe.LGBTitp
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2021-04-20, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-04-20, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You hug yourself. Not even the void will hug you.
I roll to find a new reality.
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2021-04-22, 11:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You discover the reality that you are anchored to this reality and cannot just find another reality.
I roll to drop the anchor.
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2021-04-23, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You drop it on your foot.
I roll to order a drink.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-04-23 at 09:45 AM.
LGBTitp
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2021-04-24, 12:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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2021-04-25, 04:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-04-25, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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2021-04-26, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You slip on the wet, soapy floor, break your back, and drop the chair on your face.
I roll to blow up the moon.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-04-26 at 10:23 PM.
LGBTitp
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2021-04-27, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your tech ends up blasting you into orbit -making you an additional moon.
I roll to make waffles.
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2021-05-06, 01:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Hey doctor, I've got your next patient in the waiting room. Yeah, it's Mr. Wafflesforhands.
I roll to bill the patient for the visit to Dr. Gunsforhands.
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2021-05-06, 10:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You walk in too early, while the operation is still in progress. You take several bullets in the face.
I roll to sue Dr. Gunsforhands for malpractice.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-05-06 at 10:59 PM.
LGBTitp
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2021-05-07, 06:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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2021-05-09, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-05-09, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You dig a tunnel straight to Hell instead. Asmodeus thinks your mistake is the funniest thing he’s ever seen.
I roll to teleport myself out of this concreted cell.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-05-09 at 10:48 PM.
LGBTitp
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2021-05-11, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-05-11, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The Air itself begins fighting you. You can not breathe, and your body is quickly cut to pieces, as the air becomes thirsty for the thirst of blood.
I Roll to do a Doh! Moment.
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2021-05-18, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You forget about the spiked gauntlet you’re wearing when you smack yourself in the face.
I roll to stop the bleeding.LGBTitp
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2021-05-19, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Bleeding increased to 150%
I roll to understand this weird letter I got about somehow winning a lawsuit I don't remember being involved with?Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-05-20, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You recall a nightmare about losing a lawsuit which prohibited you from wearing any clothes. You somehow believe this to be true and then you go out in public.
I roll to find him an emergency tailor.
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2021-05-20, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor, who decides the best way to help is with power tools. He manages to accidentally saw himself in half with a reciprocating saw while turning Dr. Gunsforhands's gun hands into nail guns.
I roll to gather up all the stray nails so nobody steps on one.