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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    There was a ninja hiding in the box the entire time. He kills you while you’re trying to set it up.

    I roll to summon a bunch of pirates to fight off the ninjas.
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    You summon a bunch of clowns to hit them with rubber chickens and throw cream pies at them.

    I roll to send the clowns back to the circus.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    You summon a bunch of clowns to hit them with rubber chickens and throw cream pies at them.

    I roll to send the clowns back to the circus.
    You get to the demon clown circus but the clowns are gone..

    I roll to set the thread on fire
    Last edited by totadileplayz; 2021-04-11 at 12:53 PM.

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    You forgot that your dad invested in special non-flammable shaving cream.

    I roll to pass the demon clown college entrance exam.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You forgot that your dad invested in special non-flammable shaving cream.

    I roll to pass the demon clown college entrance exam.
    You do so poorly, you're arrested.

    I roll to go to a very fancy French restaurant, speak perfect French, and be the epitome of a classy, respectful restaurant-goer!

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    You say "Baguette." over and over again and get kicked out.

    I roll to dissipate the "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!1!1" meme once and for all.
    get dunked on lol

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    Sounds kinda sus, not gonna lie.

    I roll to toss georger out the airlock.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    "Why is my name red this time?"

    I roll to make some coffee.

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    You accidentally put coffee beans in the teakettle, causing a nuclear explosion and a rip in reality.

    I roll to use epic-level Mystic Theurge skills to seal the rift.
    get dunked on lol

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    If you are reading this, then you have some serious dedication.

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    You release the Snarl.

    I roll to create a new universe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    You release the Snarl.

    I roll to create a new universe.
    No New Universes may ever be created, all that remains is nothingness.

    I Roll to embrace the nothingness.

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    You hug yourself. Not even the void will hug you.

    I roll to find a new reality.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You discover the reality that you are anchored to this reality and cannot just find another reality.

    I roll to drop the anchor.

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    You drop it on your foot.

    I roll to order a drink.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-04-23 at 09:45 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I roll to order a drink.
    You order a hungry bear. Hope you can run fast.

    I roll to save Dire Moose from any and all hungry bears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You order a hungry bear. Hope you can run fast.

    I roll to save Dire Moose from any and all hungry bears.
    Every and all hungry bears now eat exclusively dire moose. Apparently it's a great diet who knew?

    I roll to become an anime girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I roll to become an anime girl.
    You become Homer Simpson, as I assume that is the polar opposite of anime girls.

    I roll to hit totadileplayz (who is now Homer Simpson) with a chair as they takes a bath.

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    You slip on the wet, soapy floor, break your back, and drop the chair on your face.

    I roll to blow up the moon.
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    Your tech ends up blasting you into orbit -making you an additional moon.

    I roll to make waffles.

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    Hey doctor, I've got your next patient in the waiting room. Yeah, it's Mr. Wafflesforhands.

    I roll to bill the patient for the visit to Dr. Gunsforhands.

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    You walk in too early, while the operation is still in progress. You take several bullets in the face.

    I roll to sue Dr. Gunsforhands for malpractice.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-05-06 at 10:59 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I roll to sue Dr. Gunsforhands for malpractice.
    You somehow sue yourself. You lose the case both as a defendant and the plaintiff (if that's even possible). You're sentenced to a million years in jail.

    I roll to break Dire Moose out of jail

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    You manage to seal Dire Moose's room entirely in concrete... with yourself inside.

    I roll to tunnel in to rescue Dire Moose and Magic_Hat.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    You dig a tunnel straight to Hell instead. Asmodeus thinks your mistake is the funniest thing he’s ever seen.

    I roll to teleport myself out of this concreted cell.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-05-09 at 10:48 PM.
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    Somehow you retroactively take conjuration as a prohibited school and lose the ability to teleport.

    I roll to call in an air strike.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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