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2021-05-21, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You Step on all of them, mission accomplished, however you lose your feet due to excessive injury.
I roll to replace Velaryon's feet with horse feet.
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2021-05-22, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try but the horse objects violently. You have to settle for putting horseshoes on Velaryon instead.
I roll to forge more horseshoes.
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2021-05-22, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-05-22, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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2021-05-22, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Everyone recognizes the desert background from the original Star Trek series.
I roll to shoplift without getting caught on a security camera.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-05-25, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Before you can even enter the shop, the shopkeeper blocks the doorway and tells you to go home because you look like a thief.
I roll to look presentable.
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2021-05-25, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You wrap yourself in gift wrap, sellotape, bows and ribbons. The whole ensemble gets very messy and torn the moment you move, however, leading to a court case for indecent exposure.
I roll to dance the wild fandango.
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2021-05-28, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You Realize that you have no idea what that dance is and manage to put your home as a place for others to rent with all of the money going directly to Dictators. They Appreciate your anonymous support.
I roll to find a means to discover true faith.
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2021-05-29, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try to plane shift to the heavens to see if the gods actually exist. You cast it wrong and end up in the Infinite Layers of the Abyss instead.
I roll to drive a train.LGBTitp
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2021-05-29, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2018
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- Arizona
- Gender
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You drive a train off a cliff into the molten core of the earth.
I roll to stop the train from going off the cliff.
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2021-05-30, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Most people aren't superman or superwoman or anywhere in between. But must be who you are since you intend to stop a train from flying off a cliff. Unfortunately, its cargo is full of kryptonite and so all that happens is that the cowcatcher tosses you aside.
I roll to walk across the floor from one side of the room to the other side.
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2021-05-30, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You somehow fail to notice the huge spinning saw blade in the middle of the room. You get chopped to bits.
I roll to keep myself from throwing up after seeing the resulting carnage.LGBTitp
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2021-06-01, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2021
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- Hidden Town of Salem
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You ended up getting chopped up by the spinning sawblades instead.
Roll to stop the sawblades from spinning.Even though I am a necromancer, I am not a member of the Coven. In fact, my entire coven disbanded, so my alignment changed to Chaotic Good.
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2021-06-01, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You tried to stop them with your bare hands. It didn't work. Now your hands are gone. It's possible that they're avoiding you out of embarrassment.
I roll to search for someone's missing hands.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-06-04, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-06-20, 03:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
After you preheat the oven, you misplace your hands and can't find them. Also, while searching for them, you misplace your own hands on the oven racks forgetting to wear your mitts.
After putting myself back together somehow, I roll to jump out the window so that I don't have to walk across the floor that might have more deathtraps in it.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2021-06-20 at 03:40 AM.
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2021-06-20, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You step in a bear trap during your run up to the window and fall, smashing your face through the windowpane. The experience is unpleasant.
I roll to make a Swiss roll.
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2021-06-27, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
While trying to make one, you mistakenly bump into a Swiss man, who trips, falls, and rolls down a nearby hill.
I roll to clear up such misunderstandings so that they don't happen again.
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2021-06-27, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You have no made every sentence including this one possible to be perceived in 80 different ways and no one will agree to wish version it is.
I roll to see the light.
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2021-06-27, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
I roll to use the Grue Repellent Bat-Spray.LGBTitp
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2021-06-29, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-07-02, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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2021-07-02, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You can’t see in the darkness, so you fumble around the control panel aimlessly. You crank the blades up to their maximum speed.
I roll to turn the lights back on.LGBTitp
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2021-07-02, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
In the darkness, you trip and fall and faceplant into a slice of Velaryon, getting a mouthful of intestines complete with predigested food.
I roll to use my phone as a flashlight.
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2021-07-02, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally end up livestreaming the entire sequence of events involving the sawblades on social media, horrifying everyone you know and causing all your friends and family to think you're a demented sicko.
My disembodied spirit rolls to possess Dire Moose during the incident of accidental cannibalism.
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2021-07-03, 12:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-07-03, 08:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You have been butt-kicked by a grue.
I roll to bring a more modern antagonist into this thread!get dunked on lol
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2021-07-03, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You summon the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
I roll to stop the incoming meteor.LGBTitp
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2021-07-04, 01:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are distracted by a highly evolved descendent of the no-longer-asteroided T Rex biting your head off.
I roll to send the asteroid back where it came from and restore the timeline.
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2021-07-05, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You send the asteroid to the late 19th century, where it does basically the same thing it originally did 65.000,000 years ago, but in Victorian times instead of dinosaur times.
I roll to do nothing since I am nothing.