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2021-07-05, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You become omnipotent and are now responsible for everything that happens.
I roll to worship the god Velaryon.
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2021-07-06, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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2021-07-06, 08:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You counter-snipe the bug sniper who was about to assassinate bug_sniper! Or, wait, is bug_sniper a bug who snipes or a sniper of bugs? Whichever it is, you rolled a 1 so you shot the wrong one.
I roll to custom-make some armor for TPBM.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-07-06, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The Armor turns to dust the second it's hit.
I roll to make tpbm gain superpowers.Last edited by totadileplayz; 2021-07-06 at 08:33 PM.
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2021-07-06, 11:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
What's that? You want super flowers?
Look, bug_sniper said I became all-powerful, not all knowing. And certainly not all-hearing.
I roll to create a new body for myself using my powers of omnipotence.
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2021-07-06, 11:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally infringe another deity's portfolio by creating a form in a species that they have the rights to. Welcome to a divine turf war, oh newbie godling.
I roll to write an epic story of gods doing battle.
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2021-07-07, 08:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Last edited by Rogan; 2021-07-07 at 08:40 AM.
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2021-07-07, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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2021-07-14, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2021
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- Vasty fields of France
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
you trip and force them down tpbm's throat by accident, giving tpbm superpowers
I roll to play the lottery
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2021-07-14, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2021-07-15, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You create some hydrogen-filled dice which float up to the ceiling whenever you try to roll them.
I roll to open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur.LGBTitp
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2021-07-15, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2021-07-18, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The DM no longer believes anything you say about die rolls, or anything about the game for that matter. You might want to try using reverse psychology next time.
I roll to move my character piece around the board.
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2021-07-18, 12:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You land on a snake.
I roll to roleplay
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2021-07-19, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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- Da Goof (x3)..Is On Fire!
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You end up stuck forever replaying as the duck, in the song of Llama Llama Duck.
I roll to see where the dice go.
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2021-07-22, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-07-23, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You see it go right by you into the past..again and again.
I roll to make my reflection fall in love with me.
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2021-07-29, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Every mirror within a 5 mile radius shatters from the inside. At least you don't acquire 7 years of bad luck since it's technically not you who broke the mirrors.
I roll to invade Mars.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2021-07-29 at 04:45 PM.
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2021-07-29, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You attempt to invade Uranus instead. Interpret that statement however you want.
I roll to lead a revolution against the corrupt king.LGBTitp
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2021-07-29, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The Potential Revolutionaries rise up against you instead and they become the corrupt kings most loyal soldiers. The king does thank you for being a figure head he can blame all the evil in his kingdom on.
I roll to become a princess.
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2021-08-11, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You slay your older sister hoping to become the sole heir to the throne. However, your long-lost older brother returns to the castle 1 week before the king is set to abdicate his throne. He become the next-in-line and his first regal act is to exile you to a life of serfdom because of what you did.
I roll to talk clearly so that people can understand me.
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2021-08-12, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Everyone you talk to thinks you’re making farm animal noises instead of human speech.
I roll to fly an airplane.LGBTitp
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2021-08-12, 02:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The airplane becomes a lawn dart.
I roll to investigate the airplane crash scene.Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-08-12, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The polymorphic field from the lawn dart extends to you and you transform into a plastic action figure of yourself. Farewell (most) pleasures of the flesh, hello life as a quarantined specimen under government study.
I roll to understand and make practical use of this plastifying polymorphic effect.
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2021-09-13, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It's too much information for you to work with. Your mind turns into a pretzel.
I roll to eat a pretzel.
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2021-09-15, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It turns out the pretzel is a Mimic. It ends up eating YOU.
I roll to make an 'In Soviet Russia...' joke.
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2021-09-16, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You’re too hungry to come up with one. So you order a pizza. Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia, pizza eats YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, d20 rolls YOU!!!LGBTitp
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2021-09-17, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
In Soviet Russia, diplomacy skill check fails YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, cop calls YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, jailed get YOU!!!
I roll to escape from Soviet Russia.
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2021-09-22, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-09-28, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You freeze to death in the middle of Siberia while trying to find the gulag.
I roll to kill SCP-682.LGBTitp