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    Pixie in the Playground
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    You become omnipotent and are now responsible for everything that happens.

    I roll to worship the god Velaryon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    I roll to worship the god Velaryon.
    You insult him instead. Seems like Velaryons clerics want to burn you alive now.

    I roll to rescue bug_sniper from certain death.

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    You counter-snipe the bug sniper who was about to assassinate bug_sniper! Or, wait, is bug_sniper a bug who snipes or a sniper of bugs? Whichever it is, you rolled a 1 so you shot the wrong one.

    I roll to custom-make some armor for TPBM.
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    The Armor turns to dust the second it's hit.

    I roll to make tpbm gain superpowers.
    Last edited by totadileplayz; 2021-07-06 at 08:33 PM.

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    What's that? You want super flowers?

    Look, bug_sniper said I became all-powerful, not all knowing. And certainly not all-hearing.

    I roll to create a new body for myself using my powers of omnipotence.
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    You accidentally infringe another deity's portfolio by creating a form in a species that they have the rights to. Welcome to a divine turf war, oh newbie godling.

    I roll to write an epic story of gods doing battle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    I roll to write an epic story of gods doing battle.
    Half of the people hearing your story fall asleep instantly, since it's so boring. The other half throws rotten tomatoes at you.

    I roll to hit paddyfool with a rotten tomato. (Damage, if hit 1d4-2 (1))
    Last edited by Rogan; 2021-07-07 at 08:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Half of the people hearing your story fall asleep instantly, since it's so boring. The other half throws rotten tomatoes at you.

    I roll to hit paddyfool with a rotten tomato. (Damage, if hit 1d4-2 (1))
    You decided to be presumptuous and roll the damage with the to-hit thus, you hit yourself with a rotten tomato everyone else turns on you. Be ready to be pelted.


    I roll to give the super flowers to tpbm.

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    you trip and force them down tpbm's throat by accident, giving tpbm superpowers

    I roll to play the lottery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysbeth View Post
    I roll to play the lottery
    You decide to buy as many tickets as you can afford to increase your chances. All of them are wrong, but some are really close!

    I roll to create some weighted dice.
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    You create some hydrogen-filled dice which float up to the ceiling whenever you try to roll them.

    I roll to open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    You create some hydrogen-filled dice which float up to the ceiling whenever you try to roll them.

    I roll to open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur.
    Your dinosaur is locked in a bag of holding and you are trapped in an AMF.

    I roll to convince my DM that my new dice actually rolled a natural 20. When the 1 is visible in the ceiling, the 20 is on the top!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    The DM no longer believes anything you say about die rolls, or anything about the game for that matter. You might want to try using reverse psychology next time.

    I roll to move my character piece around the board.

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    You land on a snake.

    I roll to roleplay

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    You end up stuck forever replaying as the duck, in the song of Llama Llama Duck.

    I roll to see where the dice go.
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supagoof View Post
    You end up stuck forever replaying as the duck, in the song of Llama Llama Duck.

    I roll to see where the dice go.
    They land on a 1 in the middle of your brain.

    I roll to see where the future lies.

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    You see it go right by you into the past..again and again.

    I roll to make my reflection fall in love with me.

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    Every mirror within a 5 mile radius shatters from the inside. At least you don't acquire 7 years of bad luck since it's technically not you who broke the mirrors.

    I roll to invade Mars.
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    You attempt to invade Uranus instead. Interpret that statement however you want.

    I roll to lead a revolution against the corrupt king.
    LGBTitp

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    The Potential Revolutionaries rise up against you instead and they become the corrupt kings most loyal soldiers. The king does thank you for being a figure head he can blame all the evil in his kingdom on.

    I roll to become a princess.

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    You slay your older sister hoping to become the sole heir to the throne. However, your long-lost older brother returns to the castle 1 week before the king is set to abdicate his throne. He become the next-in-line and his first regal act is to exile you to a life of serfdom because of what you did.

    I roll to talk clearly so that people can understand me.

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    Everyone you talk to thinks you’re making farm animal noises instead of human speech.

    I roll to fly an airplane.
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    The airplane becomes a lawn dart.

    I roll to investigate the airplane crash scene.
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    The polymorphic field from the lawn dart extends to you and you transform into a plastic action figure of yourself. Farewell (most) pleasures of the flesh, hello life as a quarantined specimen under government study.

    I roll to understand and make practical use of this plastifying polymorphic effect.

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    It's too much information for you to work with. Your mind turns into a pretzel.

    I roll to eat a pretzel.

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    It turns out the pretzel is a Mimic. It ends up eating YOU.

    I roll to make an 'In Soviet Russia...' joke.

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    You’re too hungry to come up with one. So you order a pizza. Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia, pizza eats YOU!!!

    In Soviet Russia, d20 rolls YOU!!!
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    In Soviet Russia, diplomacy skill check fails YOU!!!
    In Soviet Russia, cop calls YOU!!!
    In Soviet Russia, jailed get YOU!!!

    I roll to escape from Soviet Russia.

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    You end up in the Siberian gulag.

    I roll to rescue bug_sniper from the gulag.
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    You freeze to death in the middle of Siberia while trying to find the gulag.

    I roll to kill SCP-682.
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