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2021-12-28, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2021-12-29, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try to cut the power by gnawing through the electrical lines with your teeth. Naturally this results in a very shocking fate.
I roll to clean up the smoldering dead body.LGBTitp
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2021-12-31, 02:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2022-01-06, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-01-09, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally call the waterfighters. They arrive and throw large sacks of sodium polyacrylate into all nearby water supplies, soaking up most of the water. They do nothing about the fire.
I roll to fetch some water that the waterfighters haven't gotten rid of yet.
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2022-01-24, 03:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You open a portal to hell and summon a hellfire demon bent on incinerating all life on earth.
I roll to summon Aqua, the water goddess from Konosuba to deal with this demon.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2022-01-24 at 03:14 AM. Reason: spelling
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2022-01-28, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-02-18, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You take cover behind a rock which is really a cleverly-disguised Mimic. It bites your head off.
I roll to steal TPBM’s wallet.LGBTitp
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2022-02-28, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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2022-02-28, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Which demon? There are more of them now.
I roll to move a giant ball of floating mercury.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-03-02, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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2022-03-11, 02:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-03-11, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
I interpert it as a suggestion to take you with me and try that risky spell I learned from a shady guy back when I was just a minor wizard that should teleport me through the far realms to any location in the universe.
I try to flee with this non-tested ritual toward another planet where I could survive the environment..
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2022-03-14, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
you land in a similar plane, but gloopier. welcome to the quasi-elemental plane of ranch dressing
i roll to find something to dip in all the ranch
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2022-03-14, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
There was a bag of chips next to you that you didn't need to roll to find, but in your haste you take a bite of the first chip and greedily dip it again. Aghast, the local elementals summon a hazmat team and quickly imprison you for the crime of double-dipping.
I roll to look up a creature with the air subtype that I can summon for a flight home.Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2022-03-14 at 05:10 PM.
Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-03-14, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
For some reason you used Siri to conduct your search, and ended up summoning a creature of the Heir subtype. The neighboring kingdom doesn't take kindly to you riding around on their crown prince, and they send a whole group of knights after you.
I roll to distract the knights so Dr. Gunsforhands can escape.
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2022-03-15, 12:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-03-15, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You instead find the quasi-elemental plane of ranch dressing where somehow one person turned into four.
I roll to figure out how the other three people got there.
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2022-03-15, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You think it's safe to assume that we're all natives of this plane and that we've all somehow been given false memories, yourself included. (You also failed to notice that there are six of us now, but you were already RPing that part. )
I roll to research the Dismissal spell.Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2022-03-15 at 10:49 PM.
Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-03-16, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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2022-03-25, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-03-27, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Literally, since that's what they do in video games. Alas, it does not conjure cover from the ether, but merely draws more attention to you.
I roll to aim and fire at my target!Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-03-29, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2022
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
the gun explodes, destroying both your hands in the process
i roll to stop the bleeding
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2022-03-29, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-03-31, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Create Greater Undead!
I roll to stake a vampire in the heart.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-04-01, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2022
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
you throw a medium rare stake at the vampire, seasoning it lightly with the juices from the meat
i roll to burn the vampire alive
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2022-04-04, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The vampire loses much of its enthalpy. You basically did the exact opposite of what you intended to do.
I roll to bury the frozen vampire in the snow somewhere.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2022-04-04 at 11:42 PM.
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2022-04-13, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You take a loooooong time to dig a hole. While you are busy, the Vampire recovers and uses you as a snack. But hey, on the bright side, he puts your dead body to rest in the hole you were digging, so you will rise again in 3 days.
I roll to sprinkle some garlic and holy water on the snowy grave.Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-04-15, 11:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally break a bottle of unholy demon water while rummaging around in your bag for said anti-vampire gear. You get a nasty cut on your hand from the glass as the bottle spills all over the grave, causing it to be covered in unholy water and human blood. Bug_sniper rises again as a half-fiend vampire instead.
I draw my sword and roll to Smite Evil on the abomination.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2022-04-15 at 02:18 PM.
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2022-04-26, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer