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2022-04-30, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The vampire is the only one who finds your comment funny. He immediately sucks your blood, believing that if he does so he will gain your alleged wit. He doesn't know a lot about being a vampire, you see.
I roll to go home.We are FREE of
BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.
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2022-05-02, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You go to the middle of nowhere. In fact, you find the geometric center of the territory of nowhere.
I roll to function like a vampire since I am one.
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2022-05-02, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
I was going to say you didn't have to roll for that, but I guess I can rule that as a vampire that was a roll to let you function at all. With that roll, you have the options to stake yourself for science or to walk into the sunshine and never look back.
I roll to snipe a bug.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2022-05-03, 12:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2022
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2022-05-26, 07:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are cursed in that every explosive you come into contact with becomes a dud and cranes and wrecking balls fall apart when you drive them.
I roll to concoct a sunscreen that can protect vampires from sunlight.
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2022-06-10, 01:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-07-07, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You squeeze the bottle too hard and all of it squirts on a passerby, who quickly gets a slight tan on his face.
I roll to market the substance as a tanning aid for sunbathers.
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2022-08-03, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It seems that my business idea is a flop seeing how it's not getting any attention.
With that said, I roll to declare bankruptcy.
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2022-08-04, 01:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-08-04, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2019
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You're a D1 wagon. The counterwagon is me. Rest in peace.
I roll to keep Rogan alive.I'm writing stuff, come and read it!
Werewolf games won: 24
Werewolf games lost: 14
Games as town: 23.5
Games as neutral: 5.5
Games as wolf: 9
Games narrated: 1
Deaths: 17
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2022-08-04, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-08-16, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You pick out a bunch of extremely NSFW pictures of yourself doing really NSFW things and send them all to your boss.
I roll to keep Rogan from getting fired.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2022-08-16 at 12:51 AM.
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2022-08-24, 09:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get fired as well because your boss can't believe anybody would defend Rogan after those pics he sent.
I roll to roll a 2.Last edited by Gold Leaf; 2022-08-24 at 09:22 AM.
We are FREE of
BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.
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2022-08-24, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-07, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2021
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- Vasty fields of France
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2022-09-13, 04:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You make lumps of flour covered with hot egg yolk.
I roll to bore a tunnel through a mountain
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2022-09-13, 05:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-13, 08:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Bug_sniper wasn't expecting that - fortunately the drill only slightly bores you through before you can jump back.
I roll to try and be less boring.
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2022-09-17, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The fact that it took four days before anyone could summon up the energy to reply to that should speak for itself.
I roll to strum Wonderwall.
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2022-09-18, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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- GitP, obviously
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You play “Mary had a Little Lamb” instead, the one everybody learned in 5th grade. (Yeah, I thought one of the strings was going to break too!)
I roll to stop and smell the flowers.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-18, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
From Wikipedia:
Amorphophallus titanum, the titan arum, is a flowering plant in the family Araceae. It has the largest unbranched inflorescence in the world. The inflorescence of the talipot palm, Corypha umbraculifera, is larger, but it is branched rather than unbranched. A. titanum is endemic to rainforests on the Indonesian island of Sumatra.
Due to its odor, like that of a rotting corpse, the titan arum is characterized as a carrion flower, and is also known as the corpse flower or corpse plant (Indonesian: bunga bangkai—bunga means flower, while bangkai can be translated as corpse, cadaver, or carrion).
===...can I just say... ouch. that was brutal!
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2022-09-18, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-20, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2021
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- Vasty fields of France
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2022-09-20, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You realise you were about to order two on NotAmazonTM, so you click the button to reduce the quantity.
Unfortunately, you pressed it three times, and the integer wrapped around to the largest value.
You now have to pay for 2,147,483,647 calculators.
I roll to try and submit an error report to NotAmazonTM to prevent this bug from effecting anyone else.
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2022-09-20, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
NotAmazonTM now has a link to every website each of us ever visits and earns 1 penny to each person that visits, opens, or refreshes a page. But we never have to pay for anything else online ever again.
I roll to avoid the authorities for wishing in another thread to be the owner of the now supremely successful and rich NotAmazonTM.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-09-20, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-23, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
They will be defended by Phil Rodriguez.
I roll to eat a filled taco shell without it breaking.Last edited by enq; 2022-09-23 at 10:59 AM.
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2022-09-23, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Miraculously, when you drop it and the fillings spill everywhere, the shell is still perfectly intact.
I roll to properly fold up a burrito so I don't have to worry about my fillings falling out.
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2022-09-23, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-09-23, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You do indeed roll. More specifically, you roll out of your bed just as you fall asleep.
I roll to not be crowned the emperor of this forum.Ok, that leaves little room for imagination in the answer, so: I roll to become penniless.Last edited by enq; 2022-09-23 at 02:10 PM.