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2022-09-23, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your piggy bank is filled with pennies. And your house is now made of pennies cemented together. And when you go to your brick and morter bank, they tell you that your account now has a practically infinite amount of money, but you can only withdraw it in pennies and the tellers won't help you carry it out.
I roll to build a wagon for enq.
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2022-09-24, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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2022-09-25, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Does a cage count as equipment...? Anyways, you somehow managed to forge one around yourself.
I roll to break Rogan out of the cage.
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2022-09-26, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are observed handling a cage made of money and containing a prisoner. You are arrested both for stealing the money and imprisoning Rogan.
I roll to convince the bank to let me write checks.
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2022-09-26, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2022
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- Duelist Kingdom
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It's the Bank of England, which spells the word
correctlyas 'cheque', so they misunderstand you. On the plus side, you are now allowed to write the result of failed skill checks.
I roll to force all countries to use km/h.Last edited by Gold Leaf; 2022-09-26 at 01:51 PM.
We are FREE of
BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.
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2022-09-28, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Every political body on the planet switches away from the metric system out of spite for you proselytizing your standards after home builders start protests over all the tape measures, maps, and planted survey markings they'd have to throw away. Now, nobody wants to play any part in a global standards organization, every major nation has a different measurement for how long a mile is, and if you use any prefix with "meter" you'll get beaten up or taken to jail.
And you're lucky you can still use "hour" as a unit of time. There's a movement going on to write speeds in units of miles per naptime, with each naptime being an eighth of a day.
I roll to exchange all my pennies before they go down in value from the influx enq withdraws.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2022-09-28 at 04:16 PM.
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2022-09-29, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You exchange them for bills, which catch fire the moment you leave the bank.
I roll to forge my pennies into weapons safe against rust monsters.
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2022-10-12, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-10-12, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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- GitP, obviously
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-10-15, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You steal a banana from a gorilla at the zoo. The gorilla named Harambe Jr. is very angry, both at the loss of his father and at the intrusion into his enclosure.
I roll to rescue animorte from Harambe Jr.
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2022-10-19, 12:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
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- I'm not telling.
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get yourself trapped with the gorilla.
Trying to solid snake my way out of this place undetected.
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2022-11-08, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You solid snake your way into a room with the venomous snakes.
I roll to fly out of here.
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2022-11-09, 09:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
As you are stuck waiting in line at airport security, the snakes catch up to you and bite you to death.
I roll to climb a tree.LGBTitp
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2022-11-10, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-11-10, 12:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
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- I'm not telling.
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The antidote you make the antidote, but you drop the vial, before you drink it. (You rolled a 1 on the dex check to drink it quickly)
I try to envoke divine aid to cure the poison
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2022-12-11, 05:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Here is a picture of the process.
I roll to find my dice.Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-12-11, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You only manage to find your limited-edition stainless steel d4s, by way of stepping on them in your bare feet.
I roll to investigate the screaming coming from the room.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2022-12-11 at 01:50 PM.
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2022-12-29, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You concentrate on investigating why the soundproofing isn't blocking all the noise.
I roll to investigate why a moose is doing investigations at all.
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2023-01-12, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-01-13, 11:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get eaten by a shark on the way down.
I roll to punch the shark in the face.LGBTitp
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2023-01-14, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2023-01-25, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2022
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- Surely not here?!?
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get distracted by a mermaid which kills you.
I roll to stop myself from laughing at this absurd situation.Quotes
I play W/W Mafia! I still claim I was Town all along! Believe me!
Spoiler: Idea stolen from Snowblaze
W/W games lynched d1: 3
W/W games played (excludes spectating) total: 9
W/W games won: 5
W/W games lost: 5
W/W games narrated: 0
W/W games spectated: 4
W/W games as wolf: 2
W/W games as Town: 6
W/W games as Neutral: 1
W/W games as Other: 0
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2023-02-03, 04:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Flying cars and warp speed interstellar travel are invented while you're still laughing.
I roll to drive a flying car.
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2023-02-03, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You run out of gas in midair and plunge 500 feet into the cold hard ground.
I roll to deliver the eulogy at bug_sniper’s funeral.LGBTitp
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2023-02-03, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
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2023-02-03, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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- GitP, obviously
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It's still yours. No problem, though a few suit/sunglasses folks show up to arrest you under suspicion of trying to fake your own death. They're also investigating the identification of the body in the casket.
I roll to provide bug_sniper an outstanding lawyer to prove innocence during the trial.Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2023-02-27, 03:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The lawyer you find got disbarred before I could get in touch with him, leaving me to defend myself on my own.
I roll to get legal advice from ChatGPT.
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2023-03-01, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get legal advice from your dog.
I roll to climb K2.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-03-01 at 03:56 PM.
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2023-03-07, 01:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-04-02, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
- Location
- In my room
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally roll an evil eye die instead. The evil eye on the die does not like this and disintegrates you.
I roll, physically.