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2023-04-11, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The DM and other players decide to use duct tape to tape you to your chair during the current game to keep you from rolling all over the place and making a mess of all the bookshelves and furniture.
I roll to roll a 1 or higher.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2023-04-11 at 05:17 PM.
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2023-04-27, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-05-10, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
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2023-05-15, 09:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You don’t find it. Because you are in Soviet Russia. And in Soviet Russia, trouble finds YOU!
You wake up in a Siberian prison camp.
I make a Perform (simultaneous interpretive dance / slam poetry) check.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-05-17 at 07:45 PM.
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2023-05-17, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You simultaneously trip over your own feet and choke on your own saliva.
I roll a plumbing check to fix the pipes.
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2023-05-18, 02:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-06-08, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Oh great. Now my plumbing mistakes are broadcast on the air for everyone to see. Now I'll never get another plumbing job.
I roll a will save to hold back my rage against Rogan.
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2023-06-08, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-06-11, 11:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You chuck your language textbook out the window, where it lands on and kills someone’s puppy.
I roll to explain to the jury that my client Rogan was innocent.LGBTitp
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2023-06-15, 07:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You convince the jury that my attack on Rogan's person was merely done in defense of animals and that I was just being a good Samaritan. I go free and Rogan is now in legal jeopardy.
I roll to build a new identity for myself, complete with plastic surgery and a new plumber's license.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2023-07-26 at 12:10 PM. Reason: new roll
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2023-07-26, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It seems I've killed this thread.
I roll to place cemetery flowers at the funeral for this thread.
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2023-07-26, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally reanimate the thread’s corpse.
I roll to stop the inevitable zombie apocalypse.LGBTitp
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2023-08-08, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2018
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- The Deep Blue
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2023-09-09, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-09-10, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2023
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The Dragon hits you, knocking you off balance.
I roll to inform the Dragon, we live in a polite society, where hitting people isn't ok.
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2023-09-12, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
I, the dragon, roll to make a politesociety casserole.LGBTitp
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2023-10-13, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You cough and your breath disintegrates the ingredients, the casserole dish, the oven, the wall behind it, the fence, and then the neighbor's house.
I roll to smith a new oven.
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2023-11-13, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You craft what appears to be a fridge. It doesn't actually functio as a fridge, but it most certainly isn't an oven.
I roll to make a sandwich.
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2023-11-13, 10:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You make the sandwich seen in this comic and think it looks delicious.
I roll to stop BaconTomato from making the dumbest decision ever.LGBTitp
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2023-12-02, 03:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2023
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
He eats the poisoned sandwich while trying to pass it on to you. Too bad he doesn't have the +2 resistance vs. poison...
I roll to cure the poison.
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2023-12-14, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Instead of the activated charcoal you should have used, you force briquettes of barbeque charcoal down his throat. He is now poisoned and choking.
I roll to act like an innocent bystander.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2023-12-14 at 06:22 PM.
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2023-12-17, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You grin wickedly while laughing the most evil laugh ever. You are arrested on suspicion of attempted poisoning.
I roll to convince the jury that bug_sniper didn’t do it.LGBTitp
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2023-12-18, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You attempt to convince them the Pope did it instead, and now you have to see a psychiatrist while bug sniper is facing a jail term.
I roll for the outcome of Dire Moose’s diagnosisLast edited by paddyfool; 2023-12-18 at 03:07 AM.
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2024-01-22, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The doctor determines that Dire Moose has gone mad and grabs an exorcist right away. Her entire body is dunked in holy water and then holy runes are branded onto her back.
I roll to have Scotty beam me up.
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2024-02-20, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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- not avernus
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2024-02-20, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You trip over Orcus!
I roll to order a drink.LGBTitp
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2024-02-20, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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- not avernus
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2024-03-20, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You grab a chair to pull yourself up against. The chair collapses and you're back on the ground.
I roll to bump this thread.
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2024-03-20, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You bump your grandmother off a cliff instead.
I roll to perform a demon-summoning ritual.LGBTitp
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2024-03-21, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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- not avernus
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