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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    They fade into an irreversible insanity and disappear from civilized society.

    I roll to set this thread on fire.
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    As the title says, +5 Vorpal Bunny doesn't want to do that. They stop you easily.

    I roll to fry a turkey.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2021-01-06 at 11:32 PM.
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    Seeing Vorpal giving you a death glare, you decide to try a new variation on a certain meme and slap the turkey until it is cooked.

    The thread is aflame anyway.

    I roll to slap Dr Gunsforhands.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    You instead end up slapping Vorpal.

    I roll to start a no-holds-barred slapfight.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    Everyone has flamethrowers... it ends like you'd expect.

    I roll to tame the flames to make my own fire elemental companion.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    AAAAA YOU SUCCEED AT CONJURING A FIRE ELEMENTAL BUT YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT AAAAA

    I roll to run away!
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    You stumble, do a backflip right into the fire elemental and become very crispy.

    I roll to create water to destroy the elemental.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You create a container filled with 2/3rds parts hydrogen and 1/3rd part oxygen. The problem? They're separated. You end up fueling the fire elemental even further!

    I roll to raise an earth elemental to contain the fire elemental.

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    You end up fusing the two together, creating a lava elemental. Now it not only lights everything on fire, but it also hits with the force of a sledgehammer!

    I roll to have my air elemental spirit me away from this literal flaming disaster.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    The air elemental joins it! Now it can fly!

    I roll to throw a water elemental at it.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    The water elemental shoves you away and reports you for sexual harassment.

    I roll to establish Ironsmith's intent at the time of the incident.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2021-01-08 at 05:08 PM.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    He said he wanted to get the fire-earth-air elemental 'wet'. They take it totally the wrong way.

    I roll to go into the Avatar State and unite the four elementals.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Just as you're about to unleash your elemental will, somebody strikes you in the chest with a bolt of lightning, knocking you out of the Avatar State and nearly killing you. What a jerk!

    I roll to heal Vorpal's lightning wound with mystical spirit water.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You somehow try healing me with cactus juice instead! I do a crazy unconscious hallucinating dance while the elementals are doing their thing. It'll quench ya!

    I roll to convince the elementals to drink cactus juice.

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    The elemental is touched by your offer, but you pass out halfway through and land face-first in a pool of cactus juice.

    I roll to defend myself at the trial of Ironsmith v. Water.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    You get sentenced to death by firing squad.

    I roll to shoot Ironsmith.
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    Don't worry! I'll-

    *click* *click*

    ...

    I roll to find some ammunition.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Here try these cotton candy bullets, I'm sure nothing will go wr-
    *whooosh!* I might have set your gun on fire. Again. I really got to stop doing that.

    I roll to find a new running gag.

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    You get slapped by a water elemental, which is promptly vaporized, killing it deader than dead.

    I roll to be executed by water elemental firing squad.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You instead meet death at the hands of the Fire Elemental Watering Squad, who mistake you for a plane and use their fireproof watering cans which are unfortunately full of cactus juice.

    I roll to understand how Dr. Gunsforhands reloads.
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    By watching Dr. Gunsforhands reload, you make them nervous which in turn leads to them accidentally blowing up the gun right in their face.

    I roll to block the flying shrapnel.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Your lungs and belly get impaled by shrapnel in the shape of a smiley face.

    I roll to heal Wombat with aforementioned spirit water.

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    *sprt, sprt*

    That's the sound of a water gun not healing injuries.


    I roll to beam everyone up to sick bay.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You teleport everyone onto the conveyor belt in the trash compactor room.

    I roll to press the emergency stop button.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    You instead press the button that empties the entirety of the room into a pit full of crocodiles. Why do we even have that button?

    I roll to write an Emperor's New Groove/Star Trek fanfiction.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    Kirk and Yzma? I... erg...

    I roll to keep my vomit confined to an acceptable vessel, like a trash can or toilet.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    The building now looks like a level of Viscera Cleanup Detail, with vomit everywhere and for some reason, there are body parts and bullets littering the floor too.

    I roll to find every last stain to mop up and every last littered object to put in the incinerator.
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    This nice transparent cube guy promised me he'd do it for free! Look at him go how nice of him umm why is he coming at me like tha-

    I roll to blow up the gelatinous cube.

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    After absorbing your explosion, the gelatinous cube inflates like a balloon and is now a Colossal Gelatinous Cube with 60 Hit Dice. And also it somehow gained psychic powers.

    I roll to resist the Cube's dominating psychic powers.
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    The cube's dominating psychic powers don't work on you because you are now a mind flayer.
    And now there's a nice juicy brain in front of you...

    I roll to eat the brain.
    get dunked on lol

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