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2021-01-11, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You attempt to eat a land mine by mistake and your head explodes.
I roll to parachute behind enemy lines.LGBTitp
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2021-01-11, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The enemy finds a Dire Moose-shaped crater in the middle of their camp.
I roll to bug out!Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-01-11, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You literally turn into a giant insect. I don't think that was what you had in mind...
I roll to transform and roll out.
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2021-01-12, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You transform into Cthulhu and commit suicide.
I roll to resurrect myself.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-12, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You reanimate yourself into a really hideous zombie.
I roll to bowl with a mole and a foal while avoiding a gnoll and a troll in a hole full of coal (they charge a toll, and you pay with your soul).Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-01-12 at 10:04 AM.
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2021-01-12, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your rampant rhyming causes the local population of animals to become enraged.
I roll to escape the animals.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-12, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-01-12, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2019
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You manage to convince the Town Council that no one should ever look for georger0171, and that evidence of the whole thing should be buried as deep as possible.
I roll to find the truth, and expose this coverup.
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2021-01-12, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find me... but I'm now an eldritch demon.
I roll to obliterate the universe.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-12, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
*laughs in big bang*
I roll to be a space pirate.
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2021-01-12, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Instead, you become a space privateer and accidentally blow up a planet.
I roll to capture the mass-murderer.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-12, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It turns out the culprit was an eldritch demon!
I roll to slip past a security camera undetected.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-01-12, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You fail miserably, alerting the CIA, FBI, MI6, KGB, Mossad, and everyone in the building.
I roll to capture the intruder!get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-12, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You catch him with a Pokeball! I guess you're his trainer now...
I roll to find out his stats and moves.
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2021-01-13, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2017
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You instead find the Necronomicon and die with an expression of horror after looking at the first page.
I roll to seal the Necronomicon forever away.Every day...
Avatar by linklele!
Discord: bookwhyrm, feel free to DM.
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2021-01-13, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You instead unleash its dark power and turn everyone on the planet into eldritch horrors from beyond the void.
I roll to conquer the universe.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-13, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You have a great start, subduing a particularly developed region of the galaxy with several sentient and advanced species, but logistics and overextension on such a grand scale make it hard to subdue rebellions and outright impossible to expand much further. While the area you did conquer prospered under the new order and its security, your conquests revert in a few decades after you pass away due to instability and incompetent successors.
I roll to destroy the legacy of the Georger Empire and promote the new independence of the worlds once under it.
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2021-01-13, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally recreate the Georger Empire and now, it's apparently immune to logistical problems!
I roll to subdue the civilizations under my control.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-13, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are decisively defeated by a coalition of the powers that sprung up in the wake of the empire's first collapse, and for the third time you're back to square one.
I roll to explore a derelict and abandoned Georger military base for information on the fallen empire and a better idea of its legacy.
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2021-01-13, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find a superweapon, attempt to fire it, and it blows up.
I attempt to smoke some weed.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-13, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You roll up a joint, put it in your mouth and light it. Suddenly your hands and mouth start itching so badly you feel like they’re on fire. You drop the burning plant in your lap as you realize you just tried to smoke poison ivy, and your pants promptly catch fire.
I roll to treat georger0171’s injuries.LGBTitp
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2021-01-13, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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- Ubiquitous
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You are now on fire. And so is this thread. (Mission accomplished).
I roll to dial 911 to alert the fire department.This is a boring signature.
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2021-01-13, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You successfully get to your phone and begin to dial the number. The 9 goes in well - so far, so good - wait. Your phone's lagging! You keep pressing the '1' key in frustration... until after a minute, those two 1s appear. Breathing a sigh of relief, you hit 'call'... but seven more ones appear and you call a completely different number. In fact, it turns out to be the number of someone who enjoys arson. You didn't look at this at the time, however, and so as this person picks up, you call them for help and give them your location. Then, you hang up...
... And a few minutes later, this person shows up with a flamethrower and uses it to help burn what isn't already ablaze. You have officially made the problem worse.
I roll to add fuel to the thread-fire.
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2021-01-13, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You accidentally add a metric ton of trinitrotroluene, and now the thread is blown up.
I roll to collect the pieces of the thread and put them back together.Last edited by georger0171; 2021-01-13 at 06:46 PM.
get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-13, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find some (melted, undetonated) trinitrotulene and try to hammer is into place.
I roll to find the bits of georger and try to put them back togethet.
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2021-01-13, 11:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Wait, don't step- *crunch*
I roll to design a flying car!Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-01-14, 09:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You insist on testing the prototype yourself by flying it over the Grand Canyon. The engine stalls out halfway through, causing you to fall thousands of feet and crash to the ground far below.
I roll to walk my dog.LGBTitp
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2021-01-14, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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- Right behind you
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You walk your dog right into some nuclear waste, creating a Godzilla-esque abomination.
I roll to subdue the abomination!get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-01-14, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2017
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- Germany
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You manage to kill it after a long battle but unfortunately when the abomination dies it resurrects with ten times the power.
I roll to negate this ability.Every day...
Avatar by linklele!
Discord: bookwhyrm, feel free to DM.
Book Wombat's Extended Signature
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2021-01-14, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You try to negate it... Crud.
And now it's growing?
I roll to escape the planet before this monstrosity can destroy it.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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