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2021-02-15, 11:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You decide to expose yourself to a concentrated bust of radioactive particles in order to give yourself superpowers. After all, it worked in all those comic books you... oh, wait. You just melted. Oops.
I roll to clean the nasty reddish goo out of the particle accelerator.LGBTitp
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2021-02-16, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You eat the nasty red goo and turn into nastier red goo. And now the red goo is self-replicating...
I roll to prevent an NK-class "Grey Goo" scenario by deploying all the MTFs and having them shoot at the goo.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-02-17, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
The SCP Foundation gives up on the current timeline. They use SCP-2003 in advance to go to an earlier date to rig the particle accelerator, making it explode before Ironsmith can get melted in it. The sabotage is blamed on Asmotherion and the superheated plasma he made in the coffee pot.
I roll to stop Ironsmith from wrecking another timeline.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2021-02-17 at 06:26 PM. Reason: coffee, not tea
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2021-02-18, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Um... it was like this when I got here.
I roll to blaive.
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2021-02-18, 03:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You start a J-Rock band. You find a vocalist named Jeckyll, a guitarist named Pretty and a drummer named Sorrow. They make thoroughly average perform checks and your Youtube channel sucks.
I roll to insert unnecessary apostrophes everywhere.Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2021-02-18 at 03:03 AM.
Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-02-18, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You completely butcher your attempt at speaking Klingon by not including enough apostrophes. You just inadvertently told the Klingon ambassador that his mother is a disgusting pile of garbage who sleeps with wild animals. He tears your head off with his bare hands.
I roll to reattach Dr. Gunsforhands’s head.LGBTitp
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2021-02-18, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You remove the guns on his arms.
I roll to upgrade Dr. Gunsforhands by attaching tank cannons to his arms.
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2021-02-18, 04:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Now I have heads for hands and a cannon for a head!
I roll to make friends with the head on my other arm.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-02-18, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
It’s actually a Tyrannosaurus Rex head and it bites your regular head off.
I roll to get a picture of the Loch Ness Monster.LGBTitp
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2021-02-19, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
...Moose, that's a pickle.
I roll to make memes.
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2021-02-20, 09:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You get turned into a shadow demon at 2am looking for BEANS.
I roll to get infinite good karma.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-02-20, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You start by brutally killing 15 puppies, 7 kittens and a baby. Well, I suppose you get plenty of some kind of karma...
I roll to track down the homicidal maniac responsible for the murders of a small child and 22 family pets.LGBTitp
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2021-02-20, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
...Moose.
That is a pickle.
I roll to find the Pet Semetary.
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2021-02-21, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Ironsmith, that's a pickle factory.
I role to write about SCP-586 without making a typo somewhere.
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2021-02-21, 07:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You type with your fingers offset one key to the right and thus get every single letter wrong before you notice.
I roll to comprehend the report bug_sniper wrote.
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2021-02-21, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You go mad from trying to comprehend what this eldritch tome has truly become.
I roll to cure Dire Moose's pickle problem.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-02-21, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You cure a pickle of its dire moose problem. No, I don't mean Dire Moose; I'm talking about a completely different moose, which happens to be dire.
I roll to find a pickle.
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2021-02-21, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You find a dire moose. It tramples, bites, and gores you.
I roll to figure out where I am.LGBTitp
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2021-02-22, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Moose.
That is not a compass.
It is a pickle.
I roll to summon the unholy elder god Cthulhu.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-02-22, 12:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You summon a pickled sea cucumber.
I roll an athletics check to run away from the pickles.
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2021-02-22, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You trip over a pickle, into a pickle bucket, which tips over and rolls down the street into a pickle truck bound for the pickle warehouse.
I roll to get my name changed to Dr. T. Rexhead.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-02-22, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Your name is changed to "Mister Treexhead". You heard that right; no doctorate for you!
I roll to go build something.
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2021-02-23, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
...Ironsmith, that's a pickle.
I roll to change the pickles to olives.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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2021-02-23, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Georger0171.
Those are bananas.
I roll to do a high dive.LGBTitp
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2021-02-23, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You attempt to dive into a pool of pickle brine, naturally. You actually end up diving into concrete. From eighty feet up.
I roll to lure someone to my workbench.Last edited by Ironsmith; 2021-02-23 at 10:32 AM.
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2021-02-25, 03:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
2 hours later, a party of 4 adventurers fell into your pickling vat.
I roll to open a door to get out of here.
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2021-02-25, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
In your haste, you tear the door handle out of the door and knock yourself unconscious with it.
I roll to reattach the door handle.
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2021-02-25, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
Sure. You just get your
screwdriverpickle and use it to screw thedoorknobpickle back into thedoorother pickle.
I roll to terminate the running gag.
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2021-02-25, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You attempt to gag a running Terminator. It objects to this and shoots you.
I roll to create a documentary about prehistoric creatures.LGBTitp
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2021-02-26, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire
You create Jurassic Park and get sued for 300 billion dollars, your soul, and your firstborn child.
I roll to object to the lawsuit, Phoenix Wright style.get dunked on lol
Epic avatar by linkele
Currently DMing: Curse of (super sexy) Strahd
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