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    You get flogged by a mysteriously-tolerated whip-wielding lawyer.

    I roll to roll a die.

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    You do a perfect flip. Right off the roof.

    I roll to find a pot of gold.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You are mauled viciously by a pack of wild leprechauns.

    I roll to recurse.
    get dunked on lol

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    You are re-cursed!

    I roll to change a tire.
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    You fail to set the car jack properly. The car falls on you and crushes you.

    I roll to craft a magic sword.
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    You craft a cursed butter knife.

    I roll to do something completely safe.
    get dunked on lol

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    You lock yourself inside a safe. An airtight, nigh-impregnable, otherwise empty safe.

    I roll to barrel.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You end up hanging by a fraying rope over a forest fire from a broken helicopter piloted by a blind person inside a hailstorm.

    I roll to save George.


    Well damn it.

    You bowl instead.

    I roll to sleep.
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    You OD on sleeping pills.

    I roll to compose some music!
    get dunked on lol

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    Your music sounds like owlbears belting out mating calls while scraping their claws across chalkboards.

    I roll to STOP THAT TERRIBLE UNGODLY NOISE!!!
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    You instead record that ungodly noise and upload it to youtube.

    I roll to plant a tree.

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    You set the tree on fire, plant it upside down, and drizzle it with toxic waste like some poorly-made birthday cake.

    I roll to stop the upside-down tree monster from devouring Cleveland.
    get dunked on lol

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    You stop Cleveland from devouring the upside-down tree monster. Congratulations!

    I roll to climb the upside-down tree monster.

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    You try to climb a completely normal tree upside-down. Not surprisingly, this has disastrous consequences.

    i ROLL TO TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK KEY.
    get dunked on lol

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    Y BRK A BNCH 0F 0THR KYS.

    I roll to potato.
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    You carrot do that.

    I roll to eat said carrot.
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    You stick the carrot up your nose. How do you like them apples?

    I roll to eat the aforementioned apples.
    get dunked on lol

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    You eat the aforementioned pickles. Thankfully, that running gag is now over.

    I roll to push a boulder off of a road.

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    The boulder turns out to be a galeb duhr and it runs over you.

    I roll to clean up bug_sniper's gooey remains.
    get dunked on lol

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    You get run over by a truck.

    I roll to enjoy a day at the beach.
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    You get eaten by a shark.

    I roll to restart all the running gags.
    get dunked on lol

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    ...you can't remember any.

    I roll to write a great novel!
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    You write the scriptures of Cthulhu, causing any who view them to go mad.

    I roll to carry Dr. Gunsforhands to the asylum.
    get dunked on lol

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    You break your back trying to pick up Dr. Gunsforhands.

    I roll to call an ambulance.

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    *knock knock* Pizza delivery!

    Wait, is someone hurt? Good thing I know CPR! *rolls*
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You huff, and you puff, and you give them mouth-to-mouth so hard that their lungs explode.

    I roll to fill out the legal forms for enrolling in the asylum.
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    You enroll Ironsmith into the asylum.

    I roll to correct this.

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    You write several sensory cognitohazards, plus Xerox SCP-096's face onto the papers.

    I roll to become Dr. Bright.
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    You get demoted to D-class and assigned to watch SCP-173.

    I roll to kill SCP-682.
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    You cause Site-19 to collapse into a ball 1mm in diameter, which 682 promptly eats.

    I roll to play a game of SCP: Secret Laboratory.
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