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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    Go directly to 682's containment chamber. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

    I roll to dismantle all anomalies.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    All of The Anomolies have now vowed to kill you, to thank you for the upgrades they have just recieved.

    I Roll to drink cranberry juice.

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    Default Re: The "Rolled a 1" Game III - I Don't Want to Set This Thread on Fire

    One reddish liquid is the same as another, right?

    You drink bromine instead, which burns your digestive system really badly and kills you via poisoning.

    I roll to properly label the hazardous chemicals this time.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-03-16 at 06:01 PM.
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    If you drink them, eventually you can label them all as urine!

    I roll to fit my garbage in a full dumpster.
    Nexusites, Margo, Dorothy, Lucca.
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    You try and fit a full dumpster in a garbage bag. You waste 40 garbage bags and eventually burn the garbage.

    I roll to scold Dr. Gunsforhands for furthering global warming.
    get dunked on lol

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    You babble something about “interstellar dinosaurs” instead.

    I roll to find out if interstellar dinosaurs are real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by georger0171 View Post
    You try and fit a full dumpster in a garbage bag. You waste 40 garbage bags and eventually burn the garbage.

    I roll to scold Dr. Gunsforhands for furthering global warming.
    You are pretty sure interstellar dinosaurs are not real, as you sit inside a fleshy room slowly being digested.

    I Roll to Destroy Za Worldo!!
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    You miss and blow up Pluto instead. Well at least we can be sure it isn’t a planet now...

    I roll to pass a biology test.
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    Every organ in a frog is called a gloobok and your biology teacher can't convince you otherwise.

    I roll to achieve godhood.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You achieve doghood and turn into a canine.

    I roll to figure out which sinister entity it is that is making everyone roll ones.

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    You find out that the dice are weighted, and while going to get new ones get hit by a car.

    I roll to turn this thread into a sitcom.
    get dunked on lol

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    It's a hard-boiled noire drama now.

    I roll to reverse that effect.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    It’s now a dark gritty post-apocalyptic survival drama.

    I roll to scavenge weapons and food from the abandoned military base before the zombies notice I’m there.
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    You accidentally pick up a red pill from The Matrix... and the genre changes again.

    I roll to visit the Oracle.
    get dunked on lol

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    You leave the sunken valley without seeing them. You guess they weren't home? ...so you showered?

    I roll to scavenge crafting materials from the make-a-plush workshop before the zombies realize we were never in the military base.
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    They had already crafted a bunch of zombie teddy bears at the workshop. The cute fluffy abominations tear you apart and eat you.

    I roll to remember who I am and what I was doing here.
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    You decide that you're one of the zombie teddy bears, and present yourself to your apparent zombie masters for cuddles accordingly.

    I roll to tame a zombie teddy bear.

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    You somehow induce a stuffed animal to scratch up the furniture and wake you up in the middle of the night.

    I roll to reheat a roast chicken.
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    Your chicken is now at absolute zero.

    I roll to build a time machine.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Your shoddily-built contraption malfunctions and strands you in the Late Jurassic. Eventually, someone finds your fossilized skeleton crushed under a set of Brontosaurus tracks.

    I roll to lead a rescue mission to save Ironsmith from becoming dinosaur toejam.
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    You accidentally go into the future. To the end of the universe, to be exact.

    I roll to eat a meal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
    get dunked on lol

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    You realize all too late that you are fatally allergic to Ameglian Major Cows and your head explodes after a few bites. Your family gets a heartfelt sympathy letter from the Dish of the Day itself regretting your accidental death at its hooves.

    I roll to explore the deepest ocean depths.
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    You explore the Marianas Trench. Whilst naked. What made you think that was a good idea?

    I roll to treat Dire Moose's pressure injuries.
    get dunked on lol

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    The obvious answer is to raise their internal pressure to match, but you forget to depressurize them as you retrieve them from the trench. They explode.

    I roll to revive a dying blobfish.
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    That sure is some delicious blobfish you grilled up there. My compliments to the chef!

    I roll to overcome my fear of large insects.
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    You end up bringing to life giant killer bees which proceed to sting you.

    I roll a one to make today Friday
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    You somehow make today Wednesday... Addams.

    I roll to re-enter this thread after having been away for a while.
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    You somehow make today Wednesday... Addams.

    I roll to re-enter this thread after having been away for a while.
    Where did Velaryon's posts go? I roll to find them.
    My extended signature

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    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    Instead of finding Velaryon’s posts, you find the swarm of giant killer bees from earlier. They don’t like this and start buzzing around you and stinging you repeatedly. Velaryon’s attempt to enter the thread is interrupted when Ziproot, covered in angry bees, runs into him screaming and knocks him to the ground, covering him in bees too.

    I roll to call in a beekeeper to sort out this mess.
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    You call in the arsonist from earlier. He uses his flamethrower on the bees, but now everything is on fire.

    I roll to repent for the deadliest sin of all; eating only one taco.
    get dunked on lol

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