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  1. 2024-03-31, 11:04 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #1
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    Hey everyone. Yesterday on Easter Sunday, I played the lottery and I won 1 quintillion dollars. The numbers were 24, 3, 11, 19, 8 and 15. No caps, no lie, and no bullcrap! I have never been so happy in my entire life!
    It's time to get my Magikarp on!
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  2. 2024-04-01, 12:44 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #2
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    Sorry, due to a conflict with Easter Monday the authorities have delayed April Fools Day by a week.

    Please repost this thread on 2024/4/8.
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  3. 2024-04-01, 05:07 AM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #3
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    Mr. Quintillionaire, air me a quint
    Story sounds legit, let's send it to print
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    But you have to read the fine print. The payout period is a trillion years. The lump sum payout is considerably reduced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidSh View Post
    But you have to read the fine print. The payout period is a trillion years. The lump sum payout is considerably reduced.
    You know what's fun? A quintillion is so unbelievably massive that even distributed across a trillion years, it would still be almost $3000 per day.
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  6. 2024-04-24, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601) - Top - End - #6
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    I'm amused by how rapidly Bartmanhomer's wealth increases from one April Fool's Day to the next.
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