I like my men/women like I like my... game II

[animorte]

i like my women how i like my running of the bulls

Life-threatening, unless you’re not involved. Then it’s hilarious.

I like my celebrity crush the way I like my salad.

[bramblefoot]

mostly toppings, very little salad

i like my women how i like my unrestricted internet use

[Dire Moose]

Always there for you, no matter what you need.

I like my partners like I like my guns.

[bramblefoot]

handy to have in an apocalyse

i like my women how i like my fighter pilot manga

[Batcathat]

...with big eyes and occasional explosions.

I like my women like I like my New Year...

[HalfTangible]

Better than the last.

I like my women how I like my medicine...

[bramblefoot]

not cherry-flavored cough syrup

i like my men how i like my beethoven jokes

[enq]

i like my men how i like my beethoven jokes

Understood by only a dozen people in the world.

I like my women how I like my avocados...

[bramblefoot]

the source of wars in latin american countries (google blood avocados, its a dark read)

i like my women how i like my siberian gulags

[Tom the Mime]

Without many people in them?

I like my significant other how I like my blankets.

[Dire Moose]

Soft and warm and cuddly!

I like my partners like I like my trees.

[animorte]

I like my partners like I like my trees.

Tall and old.

I like my lovers the way I like my boss fights.

[enq]

Featuring in many popular videos on the internet.

I like my women how I like my guitar picks...

[bramblefoot]

cheap

i like my women how i like my cursed d20's

[Rogan]

i like my women how i like my cursed d20's

Number 1, always on top

I like my woman like I like my tea

[bramblefoot]

earl grey and not offered to you by the duras sisters

i like my women how i like jean-luc picards smooth head

[Gravitron5000]

Shiny and full of bright ideas.

I like my women like I like my shack in the woods.

[bramblefoot]

filled with AR-15's and with a FBI keep out sign

i like my women how i like my child soldiers

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Isolated, underaged, and fanatically serving me without question! Ha ha ha! People like me really exist!

Now that I've made myself sad, I think I might need a partner who is like a box of tissues...

[HalfTangible]

Isolated, underaged, and fanatically serving me without question! Ha ha ha! People like me really exist!

Now that I've made myself sad, I think I might need a partner who is like a box of tissues...

Single-use? ... are you okay?

I like my women like I like my memoirs...

[bramblefoot]

written long ago by someone who experienced war and death

i like my women how i like my four horsemen of the apocalypse

[HalfTangible]

All four working together~

I like my women like I like my local library...

[sengmeng]

Available for free to the public
It's a weird fetish

I like me women like I like me pirate speak