Shadowrun Skillsoft Titles

[Lars Thorson]

Hey Hivemind, looking for an assist with a character I'm working on. Need some titles for skillsofts and activesofts. Looking for a mix of legal & shadow softs, titles more creative than "First Aid III" or "Maglock Bypassing IV". These are for a Shadowrun II game, I'll be playing an uneducated Cajun Ork combat biker who's had to suddenly relocate to England.

What I have so far (with help from a friend):
"Instant Briton - The Definitive Etiquette, Dialect, & Travel Guide for Colonials"
- just what it says, simplifies playing an uneducated Cajun in England

"Everything You Would Have Learned Your Freshman Year (If You Hadn't Been Stoned)"
- 101 level general education chip

"Burn Baby Burn (Arson for Fun & Profit)"
- fire-related Chemistry & Physics, along with legal & financial concerns

"Recreational Chemistry - The Search for the Perfect High"
- drug manufacture, interactions, & blending (Chemistry & Medicine)

"Productivity & Safety in the Lab"
- ACTIVESOFT to be paired with "Recreational Chemistry"

Cookin' Books - Accounting for Shadow Operators
- Accounting and advanced techniques for hiding or laundering unexplainable income

"Brooks Survival Guide"
-Provides you with most proven and field tested military survival knowledge and technology, documented and used for official training, The Brooks Survival Manual provides step by step instruction and illustrations for surviving outdoors--survival skills every climber, hiker, hunter, runner, and soldier should know. (Wilderness Survival)

"There's been an Accident, now what?"
- Is meant to enable the average person to handle injuries and illness in an emergency in which modern medical facilities and professionals aren’t available due to a disaster. (First Aid & Extended Care)

"Belle Urban Movement Plan"
- This is all about travelling from point A to point B efficiently as possible with style adding acrobatic and stylish moves, showcasing the complete freedom of movement. (Parkour)

"The Stig"
- Want know how to drive anywhere, any how, any speed, then this is the program for you (Drive Auto)

[LibraryOgre]

"Etiquette for Modern Football: A Spectator's Guide"
-Unarmed Combat 6. Emphasizes head butts and using pint glasses as weapons. Taught by a Scot named Begby, no doubt.

[Misereor]

Not really skillsofts, but in the same vein on short notice...

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Instant Cover Identities"

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Plausible Excuses"

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Distractions not involving Explosives or Poison Gas"

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Fun Chemicals"

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Improvised Weapons"

"The Infiltrator's Auxiliary Weekly Digest, 100 Interrogation Methods using Common Household Items"

By Brumble the Troll, Street Sammie and enthusiastic Napoleonic Reenactor.

[LibraryOgre]

Modern Guide to Practical Thaumaturgy, by Professor Ken Morton, with indexing and commentary by WizKid
-A Magical Theory textbook turned into a knowsoft, including both the academic and street view of different topics.

Scots for Dummies by PunnyPennie
-Linguasoft for the Scots language

Decker-in-the-Brain
-Hacking skillsoft

[Lars Thorson]

"Ve Have Vays of Making You Talk"
- High powered, poorly produced Interrogation soft. Also gives sadistic tendencies & a bad Russian accent while slotted.

[CapnWildefyr]

"Boggy Pint's Underground"
-- sketchy knowsoft that purports to inform you about London underground contacts - fixers, docs, etc - in London or environs. Maybe not so up to date? Or maybe just a tube map.

"I Smash You Face 2"
-- level 2 martial arts skill soft by Axl Smash, physical adept

"Lorries, Snoggin, and the Proper Side of the Road "
-- knowsoft. Use all those local British Idioms so you don't sound like a complete idiot.

Edit:
"Ghosts of Hadrian's Wall (and how to avoid them)"
A guide to killer tourist traps -- that just might save your life!

[comicshorse]

"Going down the nuclear sub "
A guide to British slang

"Putting the boot in "
Level 1 Martial Arts with assorted dirty street fighting tricks

" Trotters International Traders Guide to reliable local businessmen "
Who's Who of minor Fixers and various low-level Shadow contacts